A/N: So… I re-read through this story (between laughing and cringing a bit) to discover one of the randomest mistakes I have ever made… apparently for this fic Milluki is now Killua's "cousin" *facepalm* Also this is the chapter where I will be writing whatever the heck I feel like because I don't really care if it's in order or not.

Zevil Island! :D

Hisoka: *steals Ria's sugar*

A/N: NOOOO! *chases Hisoka*

Well this… sucked. There was no other word Mary could think of to explain it. She was supposed to spend an entire week on this island, hunting for someone who she didn't know and knowing someone was also hunting her so she could steal a flippin' name tag so she could pass to the next phase. Not only did that sound stupid as is, she also didn't know where Killua or that other boy, Gon, had gtten too.

The Hunter Exam sucked. Mary wished she hadn't insisted on going.

Trudging through the mud, Mary suddenly hit upon a brilliant idea, duh! Digging through her backpack Mary ppulled out her latest model cell phone and flipped it open to scroll through the contacts. Killua's number was in here somewhere….

"Oof" Mary exclaimed as she fell back onto her butt and looked up to see… "Hisoka, right?"

"Hmm~?" The red haired magician looked down from the corner of his eye.

"Sorry." Mary said and climbed to her feet. Looking around she found her cell phone and went back to looking for Killua's number. Bofore she had a chance to walk away Hisoka grabbed Mary's shirt collar and yanked her back.

"Tsk, tsk, you can't just bump into someone and think a little 'sorry' will solve your problems little honeysuckle."

Mary titled her head, "Why not? It was an accident, I apologized, and you're not hurt. Why does it matter?"

Killua was walkng nonchalantly with his skateboard beneath his arm, fully aware that he was being followed by… five people he would guess. Two were actively hunting him while the other three posed no hostile threat. Whatever. Maybe one of them was who he needed anyways, not like he knew who 199 was anyways.

A random thought popped up in Killua's head and he wondered what Mary was up too. Had she found her target yet? Most likely not… she seemed like she had potential but she couldn't be that good… right?

Hmm… Killua thought as he walked. Mary was a pretty name and the more he thought about the more he started to picture her. Seeing her cute blonde hair pulled in to a ponytail… or on the airshrip whn she had come back to him and Gon with her hair down and her bangs clipped back. She had even loked cute when t was wet and wth water dripping down her throat… (A/N: I have no idea what I'm writing anymore so stay tuned for Lala Land mumbles. Oh, and reviews are nice ^^)

Killua stopped with one foot on the thick root of a tree and looked over his shoulder, irritation was startingto set in since it had been more than a day that he had been ailed. Though he was used to being watched (A/N: I mean by his stalker-ish-like brother Illumi / Illumi: *blinks*) Killua still didn't like the feeling. Sghing loudly he called out,

"Oi, I know you're there. Will you come out because you ain't going to get an opening." He waited a moment and when no one came out Killua shrugged anf moved on. There was still plenty of time to get the badge… and again his thoughts went back to Mary… was she doing okay? Maybe he should find her…

A/N: Yet another random interruption just because I can XP

Hisoka: Ria-chan is still sugar high.

A/N: Nu-huh! I crashed like… halfway through the first paragraph (Hence the randomness people)

Hisoka: Hmm~ I don't believe you~

A/N: That's because you're in my mind and my mind never crashes… just my energy levels. Okay enough with me and if you still feel like it please continue reading… though I'm not sure where this will take you…

Mary blinked her beautiful blue eyes as Hisoka continued to stand where he was, smiling. Um… this was weird. So she bumped into the red head (who she remembered let her use a shower but she should have stayed away from him) and now he was saying an aplogy wouldn't fix everything and now…

"You… want a shoulder massage?" What. What? WHAT?! This guy had to be on something to be this random…

"Mhm, well~ my little honeysuckle? Don't you think you should make it up to me?"

"I bumped into you, apologized and you want a 'shoulder massage'." Mary used air quotes around the last two words nearly certain that he was getting at something else and she wasn't quite cluing in.

"Yes~" Hisoka sang as he continued to look happily smug…

"Um, okay I guess." Mary shrugged, what would be the harm?

Hisoka crossed his legs and sat right in front of Mary, who was forced to walk around the magician until she was at his back. Even with him stting Mary's head came just over his… Hisoka was really tall and him constantly wearing heels wasn't helping Mary's esteem. Short = weak and Mary wasn't weak.

Placing her hands on the man's broad shoulders Mary was amazed at his strength… Holy crap if he wasn't so creepy (she had nearly caught him trying to peek in on her after hse got out of the shower) she mght have started crushing on him. It wasn't everyday Mary found a new guy to crush on… on the guys back in her town were icky and weak. This man was…

Mary rubbed her chin and was glad that nothing had drooled on it. She felt Hisoka's shoulders shake as he started to laugh, which changed to purring the mre Mary worked the knots from his muscles. Even soon those purring noises changed to happy little groans and other noises which made Mary uncomrtable. Clapping her hands Mary stepped back and saw the pout Hisoka thoruhg over his shoulder at her.

"AW~ So soon my little honeysuckle? But your hnads are such a delight~"

A/N: And that is all I feel like writing. If any of you wonderful reviewers want to give me ideas on what happens next (since I really am clueless as to what happens in the next phase or if you want to randomly throw in an idea) I will try to write the next chapter shortly. I haven't felt like working much on Tsutae's Secret lately and I feel kind of bad about that since I really enjoy that one… Oh well, I feel like I have talked to much as is. Bye-bye :D