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Mello growled as another baby spit out its food, landing the orange goop directly on his not-so-black-anymore shirt. "Eat, damn you! Just eat! You were crying," he paused, shoving a spoon into one's mouth- "because you were," he stopped again, to force another unsuspecting baby to eat- "fucking..." He trailed off, not daring make a noise once they seemed to accept the food.

The scream that resounded as the babies expelled the contents of their mouths was inevitable.

"Near!" Mello called as he rounded the hotel room in fury. His face had gone slightly red with anger and sweat drops were surfacing under his bangs.

The albino heard the call and calmly made his way out of the bathroom, a third sudsy baby in his arms. "Yes Mello?" He asked, raising an eyebrow, though it was obvious from Mello's baby food covered attire what had happened.

"Feed your damn babies yourself, I quit! They're so... so...!" Mello searched for a fitting word, though it was hard in his enraged state. Near hurried him along with a less than encouraging "So what?"

Mello pulled at his hair and clamped his eyes shut. "So stupid!

"Well, they're yours too you - you WHITE GUY!"

"Oh you wanna go"

"That's how we made them dammit I don't want more."

Light Yagami chose that exact moment to walk into the hotel room uninvited.

"Uhm...so...kids. Right, bye"

"WAIT STOP STOP STOP!" Mello picked up the food covered children to awkwardly walk to where Light was attempting to escape the chaos. "Help us..please..we'll give you the real death note back just please." At this Near banged his head on the wall because while this was a stupid thing to do considering Mello was bluffing (as they hadn't even taken the death note to begin with) it was necessary in the heat of the moment.

"Okay...fine. I'll call Misa." Light took out one of his cell phones and dialed his fiancee. He sighed deeply, looking annoyed. When she picked up he looked to be in great pain.

"Heya honey boo what's going on...awe I miss you too...yeah you should come over to Near and Mello's hotel to help with the kids..." Light held the phone away from his ear as a loud scream through the phone. "sure yeah...practice for us..okay see you."

Light calmly walked to the kitchen as he put his phone in the blender which was conveniently in the hotel room. Once his phone resembled a failed engineering project he began running around the room yelling "OH DEAR GOD SHE WANTS KIDS NOW HELP ME IM ASEXUAL I CAN'T BE A FATHER AND KIRA DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!"

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