Randy, Sandy's twin brother, is heartbroken after his older gay lover kicks him aside yet again. Only to run across another young man in the same situation while trying to heal. Might as well be an original work... homo shit, and you love it!

An altered version of the infamous "Squidward's Suicide" creepypasta. Squidward contemplates his mere existence in this world, horrific thoughts swarm his mind like jellyfish. Will he make the decision to be the master of his fate?

Patrick helps SpongeBob wrap Christmas presents, and fluffiness ensues (PatBob).

SpongeBob gets PB in Gex64 100%

Two friends, one one sided relationship, one wants more than the other is wanting to give, so a deal is made, but once words get out and people start to talk, feelings may get hurt. Rated M for further down the road.

A handwritten script of Plankton's Regular.

Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob on a road trip out of Bikini Bottom to keep the Krabby Patty Secret Formula away from Plankton. With his best friend Patrick joining him, this sponge is ready to hit the road. Join them as they see new locations, new characters, and getting into crazy situations as they try to protect the secret formula.

A novelization of the SpongeBob SquarePants TV show. This is the revised version of the story that had been written between 2016 and 2019. This story is incomplete and will permanently remain so.

A novelization of the SpongeBob SquarePants TV show. This is the unrevised version of the story that was written from 2014 to 2015. Permanently incomplete. It is being uploaded here for preservation.

Randy, Sandy's twin brother, gets in more trouble with his family due to his drinking problem, and even ends up losing yet another job. Feeling hopeless he continues to spiral out of control.

Sandy is away for a day, so Patrick talks SpongeBob into looking around her place. Before the two are able to escape unseen Sandy returns with a male friend following close behind. (Sex) The first chapter of this was likely the best thing I've ever written, but it's sadly long gone, so here is the second chapter at least as I still thought it was a fun read.

Sheldon Plankton. The most persistent criminal in Bikini Bottom history. Learn his early years onwards, in this biography written after the first movie. (Timeline A only)

SpongeBob and Patrick get Featured on Squidward's favorite show, much to his annoyance.

After a fun, cozy dinner with friends and family, SpongeBob and Sandy's Thanksgiving can only get more fluffy, heartfelt, and oh-so sweet.

did you know that octopi sometimes fling things, be it at each other, other fish or just at nothing? Well my step mom did, and she had an idea for a SpongeBob episode based off of that, which I decided to make a fanfiction about. As a huge SpongeBob fanatic, I can only hope I did the universe justice. This is my first ever one-shot, and I hope you enjoy.

It is a story of adventure, one about a sea sponge that no one expected to tell. It is quite literally the greatest story ever put to paper. It would make even the great JRR Tolkien shiver with excitement. It puts even the greatest works to shame.

Squidward's picked up a nasty new habit which threatens the wellbeing of both himself and his friends.

After Going To Prison, The Krusty Krew Have To Find Out How To Be Prisoners, And Possibly Even Escape.

This was my very first fanfic from like five, or six, years back. At the time I'd read more than a few Spandy sex fic and they were almost all sooo off on how real sex works. So, my perverted ass wanted to set things right. I apologize that this is likely not the most updated version. Sandy gets a little drunk, before SpongeBob pays her an unannounced visit. Things get freaky.

"some weird stuff happens," said Spongebob DOING A FOURTH WALL BREAK IN THE SUMMARY IM NEVER SAFE (Parody of fix-it fics)

The Krusty Krab is celebrating Valentine's Day and Patrick Star wants to participate in the event for some love and bum-tearing adventure. But first, he must choose a partner. Who could it be? (It's in the title).

Time traveler arrives at the end of the universe, and finds a strange restaurant.

The news about SpongeBob going missing spreads around town, but consequences and intentions are brought into light.

Everyone in Bikini Bottom is fed up with Mr. Krabs and his inconsiderate cheapness. It's time to fight back.

To make up for the beginning of 'Whale of a Birthday', we've made this, with Pearl turning 18, soon graduating high school, and looking for a suitor, that may be yellow. 1st story in this series. Rated M for later moments.