Chapter 6: November 21

I don't know what the hell happened yesterday, but I sure as fuck don't like it. You know, do you know how hard it is to try and sleep with a raging hard-on like that? I had been contemplating jerking off but then I realized it would be because of Naruto, so I willed myself to sleep anyway.

I called Kakashi-sensei last night, knowing that he reads Icha Icha enough to give me his opinion of what's going on. After a half an hour of his laughing fits, I kind of realized he wasn't taking me seriously. I screamed at that asshole and told him I really had a problem, literally and figuratively, and if all he was going to do was laugh at me I was going to hang up. I swear I could practically feel his smirk through the phone.

He calls it the 'love bug'. Apparently I've been bitten by it and that's why my stomach gives me 'butterflies' around Naruto. I hate this love lingo shit. Who even said I loved him? All I know is that for some twisted reason, he's... attractive.

And of course I dug myself a big-ass ditch, because now that Naruto saw me act out last night, he's going to be even more up my ass.

You know, flipping back a couple pages, I remember writing something about how I was going to try and treat Naruto with the same kind of niceness he treated me with. But now, I don't even remotely think I'd be comfortable doing that. Hell, I wouldn't be able to do that if every time something friendly would happen my dick would decide to join the party. Kakashi told me that he thinks the dobe is queer, but that can't possibly be, considering how he wets himself whenever Sakura is around.

Speaking of which, I totally pwned her last night. Haha, I'm so fucking evil.

But really, I didn't do it to be an asshole. I led her on to test the waters a bit, you know? I at least had to find out if women were my forté. And I might as well try it out on a girl who already thinks I'm hotter than the sun, right? Even though I did scare her to death by asking her out on a date in the first place. She must have thought I was cruel. But that's who I am.

Last night while I was on the phone with Kakashi-sensei, my cell phone rang, and it was her. I couldn't answer obviously, and she left me a voicemail that sounded like she was pretty upset. It was basically her telling me she was upset, then apologizing for it, then telling me she was upset some more. I don't understand why she would tell me she was upset if she was going to take it back and say she was sorry anyway. Probably just wants attention, but hey, that's Sakura.

Maybe writing in a journal about all this shit isn't such a good idea. If someone happens to get their hands on it, even though there's a slim chance of that happening... the whole goddamn village will know.

You know, this really pisses me off. I feel like an idiot writing a journal entry about Naruto, of all people. I bet every other damn guy in Konoha is writing shit about the hot girl they banged today and how much they scored. I guess that's the thing about being... gay. You always feel like you're the only one until you finally get a partner.

But anyway, after I got off the phone and checked my voicemail, Naruto called me. I saw it on the caller ID, and I wasn't going to answer it, but I did it anyway. He said that before I kicked him out he meant to ask me why my house was such a mess. I told him it was all that being pent up I told him about already, so he told me to sit down and start writing. Like it's going to do any good. Actually, he also laughed and said I was my bitchy old self, reminded me I owed him a favor, then hung up. Damn Naruto, why do you always have to bother me?

Whatever. I just woke up and he's not looming over me, so that's a good sign. I'm sure he's conjuring up something evil or annoying, or possibly both, as this 'favor' as he calls it. I'm sure it's going to be something embarrassing, in which I'll just punch him in the face. I don't even know why I'm going through with this, I should just refuse, and if he starts his whining shit I'll gouge his eyes out. There's nothing I want less than something to come of this... thing, whatever it is. Naruto is Naruto, and no matter what stupid bugs have bitten me I'm just going to have to continue being myself.

My asshole, prickly self.

...And hopefully my demeanor will be the only thing prickly. Ugh, damn genetalia.

Author's Note: Please please, review!! I need the feedback... I'd really appreciate it. :3

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