Chapter 15: November 27th

I can honestly admit to myself that the past two days have been the best two days of my entire life so far.

Yesterday, when Naruto told me about what happened with Sakura's sweater, my sides felt like they were going to split. I don't ever remember laughing that hard.

And looking back, this is really the first positive entry I've ever written. I guess that's what happens when you decide to share your life with a person who's almost always in a good mood. Although, he wasn't very happy when he realized that Sakura will probably never talk to him again. I tried explaining to him that I was juiced out of my mind when I answered the door, and if I was in my right mind I probably wouldn't have given it to her like that. In fact, if I were sober I probably wouldn't have used her clothing as a cum rag, either.

But hey, everything seems funny when you're hammered, doesn't it? It was pretty funny to Naruto when I gave the sweater to him and told him it was his turn, I'll tell you that.

He told me that he was going to try going over her house and explain, but he's been stalling. I think deep down Naruto knows that there would be way more to explain than just her clothing when he got in the door. Sakura would be asking questions up and down about his sexuality and what he was doing at my house. I told him just to tell the fucking truth, he shouldn't give a shit who knows about our relationship.

He just shook his head and left my house. A very small part of me feels bad, but I tried explaining myself, and he'd have none of it. Besides, I don't have to explain myself to anybody. It's my life and I'll do whatever the hell I want.

If Naruto has a problem with that, he can find another boyfriend.

I guess I shouldn't say that, because Naruto really seems like he cares about me. I don't know how he feels because I never really... had any friends. But I still don't think he should have any fear telling anybody about his sexuality.

Haha, but if I had to go up to somebody and say 'hey, sorry I blew a load in your shirt', I'd be pretty embarrassed too.

Kakashi-sensei called me late last night after Naruto went home to talk to me about the things that have been happening. He told me that Hinata of all people showed up at his house and wanted to be educated on the birds and the bees. He had all these perverted questions, and no matter how much I tried to tell him that we didn't have sex, he wouldn't have any of it. He reads too much porn.

I should probably call Naruto and ask him where he took Sakura's sweater, because I found it on the porch, and now it's gone.

Author's Note: Really short, but I think it shows the point. Next chapter... will be a complete surprise! I'm sorry in advance if it's a little late, I have a cumulative collage final next weak and have started a new job. Ja!