At my place, Kuro and I lounged on the chairs and watched random channels. During an add I texted Near.

The date went horribly, thanks to my cousin Kuro, she did everything she could to ruin as much as possible. – me.

You actually went on a date? – Near.

Um…yeah? I said I would, didn't I? – me.

I thought you were joking. – Near.

Huh? – me.

Aren't you gay? – Near.

WHAT?! – me.

I felt horrified at the thought, I knew there was nothing wrong with gays, and I even supported the notion, but the thought of me being with a girl was just wrong.

Spell your last name backwards. – Near.

Huh? I blinked and thought about it for a while.

IMAGAY…I'm a gay…wow, brilliant, I didn't think you were one to joke like that, I'm gonna show that one to Light. – me.

If you can, could you film his reaction? I'm 80% sure that Light is gay. – Near.

"Wow" I laughed, Kuro gave me a questioning glance and I showed her the text.

"Oh god that's good" Kuro laughed loudly, "oh, oh! We should ask if I can stay for dinner so that I could help you film it! It'd be so awesome!"

"I'm gonna ask" I grinned, running up to mom.

"What's all the commotion about?" Mom wondered, I showed her the text, "oh…so that's where your father is".

I couldn't help but snort, "maybe…anyway, can Kuro stay over tonight?"

"Of course" Mom smiled.

"She said yes" I called out to my cousin.

"So did my mom" Kuro called back.

"Great!" I cheered.

A couple of hours later Light got home, and Kuro started getting really excited, this should be good.

When mom called Light down for dinner, Kuro and I knew we only had a few seconds to set up a camera to hide in the kitchen.

"So, Light, where did you go today?" Mom asked, we had managed to get her in on our plan too.

"Huh?" Light blinked, "oh, just out with some friends".

"Did those friends happen" Kuro paused to laugh for a second, "to be guys?"

"…Yeeah?" Light was starting to get cautious; he had no idea what we were talking about.

"Sooo…did you find any of these guys" I giggled, "attractive?"

"What?" Light stared.

"You did, didn't you?" Kuro grinned.

"I knew you were gay!" I laughed.

"What?!" Light exclaimed at the accusation.

"I won't judge you" mom smiled reassuringly, she's good at this, so this is where I got my acting skills from?

"Mom, I'm not gay!" Light protested.

"Are you sure?" Kuro wondered.

"Our last name seems to think so" I smirked.

"Huh?" Light looked confused.

"Spell it backwards" mom instructed.

Light paused for a second before laughing, "Good one guys".

"My friend came up with it" I grinned.

Right afterwards, Kuro left to go to the bathroom, and something flashed on TV, I read out the message and Light made his usual smart-ass comment before I made my speech of admiration, nothing else really happened.


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