Wow, quick response, I guess I'll update then, also, the stories really gonna pick-up after this point, so try and keep up :) okay then read away!

Girls Don't Love Boys Who Love Them Back!

Chapter 1:

Pretty Baby

The rain poured hard in New York City, Sasuke, Naruto and Itachi sprinted down to his bright red 2007 Mustang and sped off to school. "Thanks so much Itachi!" Naruto beamed.

"You're welcome." Itachi smiled warmly, Naruto was seated in the passenger seat, and Sasuke in the back, so out of his rear-view mirror Itachi looked at Sasuke who was pouting as usual and looking out at the falling rain. "Aren't you going to thank me too?"

"Oh yes Itachi, thank you so much for giving us a ride in your brand new car, and letting Naruto ride in your sticky passenger seat, and for letting me sit in the back, because not only do I love the smell of some random whore's putrid vagina, but I also love the fact that you at least half way tried to protect yourself from her deadly STD." Sasuke started sarcastically. "Give me a fucking break! I know damn well why you're doing this; did she leave her panties in the glove compartment Itachi? Or is her boyfriend gonna kick your ass?"

Naruto turned around, "Sasuke you shouldn't talk like that, if mother were here--"

"Oh my god, shut up!" Sasuke was basically laughing, "Do you really think I'm Catholic?! No! Our loving parents forced me to have a lifestyle that I definitely didn't want! This is all bullshit; they basically sold our souls to some stupid lie of a religion." Sasuke folded his arms, and turned back to the window.

There was silence…

"Did you really mean all that Sasuke?" Itachi asked, finally breaking the silence.

"Of course I did…"

"So…are you gay or something?"

"What the hell?!"

Naruto joined in, "Well he does have a point Sasuke, there are some many girls at school that are always throwing themselves at you, and you don't even respond."

"Sounds pretty gay to me." Itachi chimed in.

"Stop the car! I'll walk to school!" Sasuke exclaimed as he opened the car door in order to stop Itachi, who was driving by the way, and stepped out. Before he slammed the door, Sasuke shouted: "If there really is a hell, then I hope you both root there for the rest of eternity!"

"Wow you really aren't Catholic, Sasuke, before we go to heaven or hell we're trapped in purgatory first." Naruto replied.

"He's right you know." Itachi said.

"I don't give a damn!" Sasuke exclaimed as he slammed the door and started walking in the rain, and to his surprise, Itachi drove away. "Those stupid bastards…it's like I'm not even their brother anymore…"

At school Naruto watched from the hallway as girls in the commons area began to shake out of their rain coats, their skirts flying and all. "Wow, this is pretty exciting…!" he drooled.

"Naruto…"

He quickly jumped, "Oh, it's only you Lee." He smiled.

"Long time no see, how are you?" the former class representative of the 8th grade asked.

"Good…but how are you….?" Naruto whispered. "I mean, your parents sent you off to that place, how are you…?" a hint of sadness in his voice.

"You read my letters, but nothing's really changed." Lee replied as he sat down next to his best friend.

"So you're still…?"

"You don't have to be afraid to say it." Lee smiled.

"I know but that's why you're not the class rep anymore…"

"I'm not ashamed, so you don't have to be either." His smile persisted.

"So you're still…gay…?"

Sakura and Ino stood on the other side of the commons area, and Sakura couldn't help but notice that Ino was watching a certain someone. "Are you really checking out Naruto?" Sakura sneered.

"Well, yeah. I mean sure he's not very tall, and his hair is a mess, and he's a total goof ball, but the whole emo-thing with Sasuke is so totally over! It's all about nerds this year."

"Ino…"

"And now that I'm class rep, nothing can stop me from attaining what I want!" Ino shouted to the heavens.

"So what you're saying is that your afraid of being rejected again, is that it?" Sakura snickered.

"What did you say forehead girl?!"

"Well it's about time you came to grips with Sasuke's evident hatred for you, I mean anyone with two eyes could see that Sasuke is into me." Sakura laughed.

"Whatever, Sasuke's a total fruitcake, that's why I've given up all hope on him." Ino replied dryly.

"Whatever, but speaking of fruitcakes, look. Naruto's talking to Lee." She pointed.

"Is it true that he went to a boy's home this summer and the school made him step down from his position?" Ino asked.

"Well that's the only logical explanation, now you have to work with that jerk Neji." Sakura answered.

"Are those two… y'know… gay…?" Ino asked.

"Oh my gosh, that makes so much sense now! Naruto and Lee have been like best friends ever since Naruto was first adopted, even though Lee's a full year older than us!" Sakura gasped.

"Well then it's decided, my first act as class representative is to get Lee and Naruto together! Even though they'll both burn in damnation for eternity, I want them to be happy here on earth." Ino declared.

Just as Ino finished declaring her first unofficial act a class representative, Sasuke burst threw the front door, and drenched from head to toe. Everyone watched him in silence as he made his way across the commons area to the confessional, "It's sad really, I can't believe that he's the only student who's forced to confess his sins like five times a day." Ino began.

"No, only three times…" Sakura answered unconsciously.

"What?! Sakura, have you been cutting class again to spy on Sasuke again?!" Ino scolded. Sakura just smiled shyly, "Sakura you need to get a grip, the boy's G-A-Y; gay, and there's nothing you can do to change that."

"Maybe he just needs a better influence…"

"I could influence him all night long…" Ino giggled.

"C'mon, someone needs to go confess their sins." Sakura teased as she pushed Ino toward the church.

"What about you? You're just going to see Sasuke!" Ino laughed too.

"Maybe, but I definitely feel a sin coming on!"