Saber smiled as she finally entered the main grounds of the Ryuudouji Temple. It had been difficult, getting past the spells around the only gate in. But her class's natural magic resistance allowed her to weather the traps that had been set. Casters were never very good at close-combat, preferring to fight from afar and unseen. Between a Saber and a Caster, barring trickery the Saber would always win. She took careful steps as she kept an ear out for her target. It did not take her long to find Caster inside the temple. And his appearance shocked her.
He was a large, fat, wrinkled old fat man with two antennae and green skin. His arms were patterned with pinkish circles on the underside and the shoulders, and he wore a large stained white cloak. He sat upon a white throne with four large spikes on the arm rests and the back, and on the very top was an orange jewel with stars on it.
"By all that is holy," Saber gasped, "What manner of monster are you?"
"Oh, hello." Caster replied in a monotone voice. "I'm Super Kami Caster, and I'm the guy not judging you on your appearance."
"Well then. I am Saber. And you will fall tonight, you slug."
"Leave my brother out of this!" He raised a hand and Saber was knocked back slightly by his spell. "This is most annoying. I will have to summon my bodyguard." He grimaced slightly before shouting. "Nail. Nail. Nail!" A man appeared in a flash of green light, standing next to Caster. He was also a green-skinned man, but much thinner and younger than Caster was. He was shirtless, showing off his well-formed abs.
"What is it Lord Caster?" He asked with a world-weary sigh.
"Nail. I see a Saber. It is very girly. Kick its ass."
"Yes Lord Caster." And then he punched Saber hard enough to throw her out the wall. As she got up painfully to her feet, he suddenly teleported to her and attacked again. She barely got her blade in the way of his fist, wincing as the clanging hurt her ears. This went on for a while until she finally managed to slice off an arm. Nail yelled in pain, before grinning at her. "Psyche." He yelled again as his arm regrew from the stump, covered in green blood. He flew up into the air, before raining magic blasts down at her. Luckily, her resistance managed to help her survive the bombardment. He was about to rush in again when a sword went flying through his chest. He yelled in pain again as another sword sliced off an arm. Saber turned to see that Archer had followed her and was now defending her.
"You were a fool to have attacked this place by yourself." He said to her as he blasted off a leg and Nail fell to the ground. "If it wasn't for me, you'd be dead already."
"Then I thank you Archer." She replied.
"Nail! Are you winning?" Caster called out from the temple.
"No sir." Nail gritted out.
"Nail! Try harder. You're making me look bad!"
"Could you possibly help me, sir?"
"Fine. I will use another Noble Phantasm." He cleared his throat. "Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah Dende. Dende! Dende." (That part is sung to the tune of Adam West's Batman opening.) A kid-sized green man flew out of the building and landed next to Nail.
"Just wondering, what will happen if Super Kami Caster wins?" He asked Nail.
"Eh, he'll probably wish for immortality."
"Oh God. Why do we want to help him?"
"Because at least it won't be just us putting up with him." Dende looked him for a moment until his hands glowed green.
"Kill them like the rest. Oh God! I'm sounding just like him!" While Dende was freaking out, Nail rushed at Archer before he could start attacking. Saber decided that they needed to stop the healer before he could do his work again.
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"Drop It." Caster yelled as loud music started playing. Everyone started yelling as the ground shook from the force and they started bleeding. But Saber pushed on, slicing Dende in half before stumbling to help Archer. His aim had been ruined by the vibrations, leaving little craters in the ground. But together they managed to kill Nail just in time for the music to stop playing. They bashed their way inside, their attacks stopped by a powerful barrier. "I see. Nail and Dende have failed. How disappointing. But I still have one trick up my sleeve." He grabbed the gem from the top of his throne, allowing Saber to see that it was decorated with seven stars. It started glowing as he chanted in a strange language. Archer and Saber blasted his shield as hard as they could, but it wouldn't budge. "I'm About to Misuse My Power Upside Your Head." He shouted as a golden dragon formed out of the ball. The force of the summoning shattered what was left of the Temple, sending the two of them flying. When they got back on their feet, they saw a terrifying sight.
A massive dragon was hovering high in the air, his tail twisting and turning to touch Caster's throne. While his lower body looked like that of a snake's, his upper body was ripped. It had large muscles that sparked with energy, and its mouth was filled with razor-sharp teeth. They could sense the massive amount of mana coming from it. That kind of power was impossible.
"I am the eternal dragon of Namek, Porunga." It said slowly and loudly. "What is your wish?"
"Porunga. Kill them. And then get me the Grail." Caster shouted.
"Yes, Super Kami Guru. Your wish is granted." It glowed with a furious bright light, and Archer and Saber screamed as they were attacked.
Within the hour, all other masters and Servants were dead.
And here is another internet character. Guru is normally a wise, noble leader of the Namekians. Super Kami Guru, however, is not. He is a jerk of the highest calibre, and makes things difficult for his own amusement. When Porunga was summoned to grant immortality to the heroes, he killed himself to stop it because "It would be a dick move to die right now." And he is one of the most hilarious characters on Dragonball Z Abridged. Seriously, go watch it. It's awesome. It's made by team Four-Star, the people also behind the brilliant Hellsing Abridged.
And yes, I know that Porunga only obeys wishes made in Namekian. But Guru's bad enough that he doesn't need to follow the rules.
Class: Caster
Name: Super Kami Guru
Series: Dragonball Z Abridged
Master: Souichirou Kuzuki
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Strength: E
Endurance: E
Agility: E
Magical Power: A+
Good Luck: C
Noble Phantasm: EX
Class Skills:
Magic Resistance (A)
Magic Resistance grants protection against magical effects. Differently from the Resistance effect that merely rejects prana, this ability cancels the spells altogether. Important to note that the term "verse" seen below refers to a set of three lines. Thus, a chant of two verses is equivalent to a Six-Line incantation. Cancel spells of A-Rank or below. In practice, the Servant is untouchable to modern magi, so it would not be an exaggeration to title the Servant a "Magus Killer".
Personal Skills:
High-Speed Divine Words (A)
High-Speed Divine Words is the power to activate Thaumaturgy without the use of Magic Circuits. The language of the Age of Gods, back when words played a heavy role in spellcasting. As such, it is power long lost by modern magi. At this level High-Thaumaturgy-level Magecraft can be cast at the speed of Single-Action spells.
High-Speed Incantation (A)
High-Speed Incantation is the capacity to recite spells at high speeds.
Noble Phantasms:
Nail. Nail. Nail! (Anti-Group)
Caster summons his bodyguard Nail, the second strongest fighter in all of Namek. He is trained to fight all manner of opponents, and would give his life to defend his master (Very unwilling, though) Can regenerate from almost any injury.
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah Dende. Dende! Dende. (Anti-Unit)
The third strongest member of Namek, Dende's main power is healing Nail. Can also regenerate, but is far weaker than Nail
Drop It (Anti-Group)
Caster summons the power of music, creating a loud song to start playing loud enough to shake the ground. But it only lasts for a few minutes.
I'm About to Misuse My Power Upside Your Head. (Anti-World)
Caster summons Porunga, the Eternal Dragon of Namek. The dragon is an all-powerful wish granting being, with power comparable to the Holy Grail. As long as Caster survives, Porunga is unstoppable.