I do not own JE's characters. I just like to play with them.
A/N: This a new story. Brace yourself, Babes, this is a TART. I welcome your reviews and input. The rating is for some scenes and language. Steph and Lula are best friends and they are badass.
Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Stephanie POV
Before I even opened my eyes, I knew I would have to fight off my amorous husband. He was already French kissing my stomach and spreading my legs with his shoulders on his way to the Promised Land. I moan despite the fact that I should not be encouraging him.
I start negotiating my release from the bed. "Mateo, I have to meet Lu for our run. I have to do the marketing after I shower and cook breakfast. I will skip breakfast if you make me late for our run. Oh fuck yes!" He had taken my clit into his mouth and sucked on it just right. My legs fell the rest of the way open and I grinded into his face. He was a wonderful lover!
"Please, Mateo, please!" He ignored me and flipped me to my stomach and lifted my ass. I caught myself on my elbows and he plunged into me.
"Shut up and take it, Mitch! I had to feel you rubbing this sexy ass against me for the last hour in your sleep. You are not getting out of this bed until you cum on my dick, girl." Oh, he sounds so sexy when he just wakes up. Oh!
"Mateo! YES!" I collapse and he thrusts three more times and I feel him shake and he moans my name. I roll over and kiss him and then I race to the shower and to put on my tee shirt and shorts and sneakers. Surprisingly, I beat Lu outside. I stretch and warm up and she finally comes outside still adjusting her sneakers. Tramp!
"Girl, you know that man loves him some me! Whew! Let's take it easy this morning because damn I can still feel the tingles. Grandma Bea is coming today! I am so glad it is a Saturday. Are you really having yo daddy to come here? Girl, you know I got your back."
She says all of this while she warms up and stretches. I love Lu like the sister I never had. Oh, right. I do have a sister. Whatever. We run and race and Lu wins. Damn Bobby must be a love doctor. Heh heh.
"Lu, I am doing the marketing after I cook breakfast. You will have to meet Miss Bea alone to introduce her to Bobby." She sucks her teeth at me.
"Girl, how are you gonna do me like that? She said she is bringing a friend, Sammy and that they would share a room. I told her that I had plenty of room for her homie and she said they were used to sharing a room. It must be some old lady thing." I just looked at Lu. Was she really this clueless? I was not going to be the one to tell her that Sammy was probably a guy. Nope. Not me.
I hug her and run inside to shower and change into my starburst looking sundress. It was yellow, orange, red and white and it was spaghetti strapped and tight around the bodice and it flared around my knees. I wore orage platform heels and I put my hair into a ponytail.
In the kitchen, I made pancakes for everyone and turkey sausage with egg whites. My pancakes had oatmeal and crushed pecans in them and I even let the guys use honey instead of maple syrup. They appreciated that I cooked. Ella would have to spoil them to compete with me, but whatever.
Mateo kissed me for a long time before Antonio and Ramsey pulled him away. "Come on, man. We will be back for dinner, Steph. Thanks for making our lunches!" Lu sucked her teeth at me and handed Bobby his lunch.
"Thank you, Babydoll. See you tonight. Be a good girl today." She blushed at his words and I fanned myself. Damn Doc!
I walked both dogs since they were hanging together and headed to the market. I was in the mood for seafood, so I purchased lobsters, shrimp, scallops and tilapia. I was loading up on cabbage, lettuce, tomatoes and cucumbers when I heard a bitchy voice behind me.
"Well if it isn't my runaway sister! I cannot believe you have the nerve to show your face around here after that shit you pulled two years ago! You are such a fucking embarrassment! Go back to wherever you were before. You are not wanted around here!" Wow. I look at my watch and it is only 9am. Is she drunk or something?
I text Mateo to come and get my groceries and I even talk to a worker and tell them that he is coming to get everything. I text him to get a lot of vanilla pudding and lemon cake mix. Finally, I turned back to Valerie and the angry mob she has assembled. Wow. There were at least 20 PTA moms and they must be bored because it is the summertime. I wonder who is watching their kids?
"Hello, Valerie. Must you use profanity first thing in the morning? I thought you were raised better than that?" She growls and flings a bowl of potato salad at me. I side step it and it crashes to the floor. Wow. She is going to have to pay for that.
"You bitch! It is all your fault that Mom is in a fucking rehab hospital like she has a problem!" Wow. Denial much?
"Valerie, calm down and stop vandalizing this place!" She throws a fruit salad at me and I move again. It lands on the floor.
"People keep talking about our family and you ruined everything! Daddy is being all secretive and Mom is in that place while you run around town with your Mexican husband! Did he need a green card or something?" No that Mom jeans wearing bitch did not!
I pick up some cut watermelon and smash it into her face knocking her down. I use my karate moves to incapacitate her. The angry mob of PTA moms starts hurling food at me at warp speed and I cannot evade all of it. Wow. She has backup bitches. I will get them back. Someone called the cops because the next thing I know, I am arrested for disturbing the peace. I use my phone call to contact Mr. Grisham and Ranger.
Ranger showed up first with a dufflebag and he glared at some rookie cop until he let me use the locker room to shower that shit off of me. I take my shower and change into a yellow sundress that I know belongs to Maddie and I clean off my shoes and put my hair into a bun. He had included shampoo. I owe him a cake for this.
Ranger was so sweet! I hug him and he escorts me back to the conference room. Mr. Grisham has had the charges dismissed because I did not instigate the attack. Tank and Mateo had paid for my groceries and they had taken the security footage as well. I pressed charges on Valerie and her angry mob. The bitches. I left there formulating revenge plans. They were going down. Maybe that is what they needed! Heh heh.
Lula POV
I am so fucking pissed that I missed a chance to have my girl's back! I got the scoop from Gram. Wow, her bitch of a sister had her own lynch mob in the damned Shoprite? I was pacing back and forth waiting by my car for Granny Bea.
I told Bobby that I would be alright alone since she was only staying for the weekend and maybe into Tuesday. It would depend on what she and Gram got into and her homie Sammy. She sounded like a pip. I was wearing my red and white sundress and a red hat and red shoes. I know I look the bomb. I hear a squeal and I look in that direction to see my Granny and some man holding her hand.
"Hey there, Lulabear! Girl, you are looking fresh to death!" Who taught her slang? She shoves the man at me and he looks like if Denzel Washington was her age. Wow what a nice smile. Wait a damned minute!
"You must be Sammy. You are a tall drink of water, aren't you?" He laughs and I am transfixed. Look at those teeth!
"Girly, calm it on down. He is spoken for and I hear tell you got a little medicine man taking care of those cobwebs for you! Did he crack your back, Girly?" She is a mess!
"Granny Bea, you just give me those suitcases. I cannot believe you did not tell me you had a man!" She giggles.
"How was I supposed to rub it in your face? I only just found out about your Dr. Feelgood from Edna. Now stop jibber jawing and take us to see your new house." I do as I am told and I let Sammy sit in the backseat. I refrain from looking at him in the mirror because that smile is lethal. He must never get a parking ticket. Wow. I hope Bob looks like him when he grows up.
I park and take another call from Maddie. First, she wanted to brag about Ranger and I listened to her story and now she was asking what she could bring over for dinner. I told her she was not invited but if she wanted to crash the party to get the scoop, she should bring some good wine. She laughed and hung up.
I took Granny and her man into my house and she oohed and aahed at my furniture and Juliet and her little trollop self rubbed all around Sammy like she was a cat instead of a dog. She was shameless.
"Listen, Girly, why don't you go to the store and get yourself some new shoes or something while Sammy and I get changed from our trip. Thanks for having us and I will be over to your little friend's house in a little while. See you in a couple of hours."
She grabs Sammy and they run up the stairs carrying their luggage. Damn. I did need to escape before I had to witness Granny getting her groove back. Tonight was going to be a mess. Now I can go and help Steph plot her revenge. Nobody messes with my girl!