I do not own JE's characters. I just like to play with them.
A/N: This a new story. Brace yourself, Babes, this is a TART. I welcome your reviews and input. The rating is for some scenes and language. Steph and Lula are best friends and they are badass.
Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Stephanie POV
I was in the kitchen cooking and dancing and I was still wearing the yellow dress I borrowed from Maddie when Lu came storming inside.
"You knew my Granny Bea was knocking boots with Sammy and you did not tell me!" I smiled at her and continued to cook.
"Lu, it was something that I was mostly sure about, but I had no proof. Is that why you are over here so early?" Ew. Old people sex.
She shuddered and nodded. I also want to plot the revenge we are going to do on those heifers that tried to jump you at the market. This cannot stand, Steph." I love Lula.
"We can turn they kids against them!" She is crazy.
"Lu calm down. I was thinking of asking the guys to have a car wash and when the bitches drive up in their mom vans, we let Gram's male friends be the ones to wash their cars. Plus we send them gift baskets and the perfume is really sugar water so they will be bitten by every mosquito in town and we give all of them health drinks that are really formulated to give them horrible gas. I have a million of these ideas, Lu. We can do them at any time, but first, I have to get the list of arrests made today. That means I have to sweet talk Eddie Gazarra." She hummed and nodded at me.
"Okay, but what about if we get the scoop on their husbands and publish that all over town?" Yes.
"That sounds perfect. We can start tonight after dinner." I work until I finish the food and we leave to change our clothes.
Lester POV
I found my wife standing in front of her closet wearing only a towel. "Hey, Mitch. I missed you today, Baby. How are you feeling after that whole situation with your sister?" I kiss her neck and bite her a little. I cannot keep my hands off of her and I am glad that I do not have to, either. I love my wife.
"Mateo, I feel like I want to get revenge on her and her little minions. She does not know the kind of training that Lula and I have had, and I do not mean the badass training. We have spent time with a lot of older women. They know vengeance, trust me." I turn her to face me and we kiss. I remove her towel and we sink to the floor. Before I can stop myself, I make love to her right then and there.
"Must you attack me every time I stand still, Lester Santos!" She sounds pissed as she dresses, but she has a lovely flush to her skin and love bites on her neck. I am not even worried about her dad. He is the one eating crow right now. He had better not give her grief. She is a married woman after all.
"Yes, Mrs. Santos. I must. I love and adore you and seeing you in a towel got me hot, but hearing you talk about revenge pushed me over the edge. Now stop complaining and let's get downstairs. We have company coming for dinner you shameless hussy. Stop trying to entice me with your lingerie." I have finished dressing in jeans and a tee shirt that has a picture of the sunset on it. She smacks my arm as I leave the room. I turn back as I close the door and see her bending over putting on her high heels. Oh, Mitch. Focus, Lester!
I wandered back to the kitchen and take out the white wine and the sparkling grape juice. I set the bottles into the refrigerator from the freezer and as I close the door, my ass is pinched. I jump and then I hear laughter.
"Hey there, Army boy. My name is Miss Bea and this here is Sammy. I am Lula's grandmother. You are that adorable girl's husband aren't you?" I smile and wave at her.
"Yes, Ma'am. Mitch is my wife and I love her very much." She laughs.
"Boy, she has you whipped, that's for sure. Good girl. Now get on out of the kitchen and take Sammy with you. I hear tell that there is a game room around here somewhere. Go and show Sammy how you play darts or something. Bye now!" She shoved me out of the kitchen and put on Aretha Franklin music.
I turned to Sammy and smiled. There was a knock on the door and I opened it to see Frank.
"Hey, Frank. Come on in. This is Sammy. I don't know his last name, but he is a friend of Lula's grandmother. You know that Lula is Mitch's best friend and business partner." He shakes my hand and Sammy's hand.
"Mitch has a game room here and I was just about to show Sammy and challenge him to some darts or shuffleboard. Join us." He nods and they both follow me.
Frank whistles as he takes in the design of the room. There are old arcade games, a pool table, a shuffle board table, the darts board and an area with recliners and a large screen television.
"This is some setup, Lester." I grin.
"My wife wanted me to have somewhere to play. I told her as a joke that I wanted a man cave and she made it happen. She is so sweet to me."
"That's enough jibber jabber, young man. Let me beat you in shuffleboard right quick. Loser has to put out the trash." I look at Sammy.
"You are on, Sammy." They both kick my butt and I am glad to see Ranger, Tank and Bobby when they show up. Who knew that old men cheated? They must if they can beat all of us on a game as simple as shuffleboard. Ranger takes out a box of cigars and I get alarmed.
"I really do not think we should smoke in the house, guys." Ranger gives me a dismissive look.
"Stop being henpecked, Santos." I shove him a little.
"Do you really want to go there, Ricardo?" He stares at me and I match his glare.
"Boys, behave and wash your hands. It is time to eat. Ric, please smoke out on the deck and not in the house. Mateo, I baked lemon cake." She looks amazing in her baby blue sundress. I love my wife so much.
Stephanie POV
"Lu, wake up! It is time to plant the baskets!"
I was standing outside her bedroom door at 0200. I feel so lucky that she is actually asleep and not otherwise engaged. Dinner went fine once Daddy and the guys broke the ice in the game room. Gram even behaved herself before she and Miss Bea left to have some fun. Daddy and Sammy hit it off and they went to the lodge for a while. I would call it a success. Lester still cannot keep his hands off me and I had to use stealth to get out of the bed just now. I know he will attack me again when I get back, but this is important.
The bedroom door flew open and she was dress in black yoga pants and a black tee like me.
"Girl, keep it down. If you wake up Bobby, I have to put him back to sleep and that will take another hour!" I laugh and we tiptoe away from the door.
"I already loaded up the car with the baskets we made. I have the addresses mapped out, so this should not take long. I cannot believe Gram got gift cards to Ta Ta's for the husbands! This is going to be so funny!"
We had added douche, hemorrhoid cream, rubber gloves, cranberry juice and the biggest pads we could find. We covered the baskets like Easter baskets with that filmy wrap that you can still see through. There was also large dildos and lube in the baskets. The gift cards for the husbands would be in the mailboxes.
We had Miss Bea address them. We made the drop offs and Lu included dogshit in a paper bag at Valerie's house. She said it was because she wanted to be there earlier. She is so funny. There were letters saying "We really think you need this. We hope you feel better soon."
After we made the last stop, we drove back to Sally's house in the black jeep we borrowed from him and switched cars. Sally was so cool, but he cursed a lot. We had met him at Pleasure Treasures. He was looking for some cute outfits in his size. He said he wanted to be a singer in a band and he needed a gimmick, so he would dress like a woman. We demanded that he show us and Lu told him that unless he shaved or waxed his legs, dresses would not look right.
They argued about that for a while and Sally agreed to just try it once and he let us use his car for our mission. He said that we should also do something to their cars, but they all have kids and we don't want to hurt the kids. We just want to embarrass their moms for a while and this was the first step. No one messes with me like this and Valerie had better watch her back. She would be hearing some interesting rumors about herself tomorrow. I cannot wait.