The grin on Mini-Potter's face made both Black and the werewolf slightly uneasy as they stood by the Blacks' most recent development from when Walburga was alive. It was a massive rotary telephone on one of the ridiculous looking end-tables, and completely black, if you pardon the pun.
Harry's emerald eyes were glittering like jewels, although they had a suspiciously slightly shiny look to them. His pupils were tiny dots, enlarging slightly in his drunken excitement. The sixteen year old was having a jolly good time, celebrating the fact he had conned Voldemort into signing a peace treaty contract. Basically, Voldemort could do more bad stuff.
The shit-eating grin on Harry Potter's face definitely unnerved Sirius and Remus.
"Oooh, I love these old rotary tel-tellyphones!" Harry crowed. "They're like, ancieeeeent!"
Carefully, the last of the Potter line tried to put in Voldemort's number. Only.. to fail and ultimately accidentally bang his shin on the edge of the end table. A loud yelp erupted from him, sending the two grown men into a wild round of cackles.
It took several more failed attempts before something started ringing on the other end.
The three men exchanged mischievous looks, before leaning into the speaker.
Suddenly the line crackled.
"Hello?" The slimy, snake-like voice there was a sure sign of indicating Voldy-Has-Gone-Moldy on the other side.
"YOOOO!" Sirius yelled into the speaker.
"Oi, could we speak to Snake-breath?"
Harry paused after Remus' rather strange greeting, before bursting into wild laughter.
"Sn-snake-breath!" Harry crowed, his emerald eyes shining with laughter.
"M-more like ol' Snakefart himself!" Sirius cackled, then they realized they were on the phone with Voldemort.
"Hey Snakey, ol' friend, ol' dude with the snake, ol' enemy with the snake face, ol' dude who fucked his snake-" Harry started to say, but Sirius interrupted him.
"Gather 'round your most faithful and c'mon over! We're gonna play Truth or Da-aaaare!" he sang.
"Wait- What? Okay, fine. Be there in thirty."
Remus and Harry exchanged blank looks.
What on earth did Sirius get them into?