[So before you begin, I should say that this story contains spoilers for Kill la Kill. If you haven't finished Kill la Kill, I recommend you turn around and finish it now, because there is a MAJOR KLK spoiler early in here.]

I can't believe this….I've met aliens, time travelers, espers, was transferred to an alternative universe, repeated summer I don't know HOW many times…And now THIS.

"Nudist…beach…."

"No, you gotta say it more like this: NUUUUUUUUUUDSIT, BEAAAAACH!"

Of all the things I've experienced, this DEFINITLEY takes the crazy cake.

"So, could you do some explaining?" Little did I know what I was in for.

This nudist beach guy went on a really long explanation about what might as well be the history of the world. So, in this world, clothes are made of a material called "life fibers", which are somewhat evil. And this Satsuki character Haruhi took the place of had a mother named Ragyo, who was also Ryuko's mother, tried to use these life fibers to destroy the earth. However, Satsuki knew her mother was up to no good, so she built this academy to train students to fighter against her, and they wore "goku uniforms" – I can't help but think that sounds familiar – to defend themselves. There are three different types of goku uniforms – One star, Two star, and Three star. One star uniforms are given to people who are a member of a club, Two star uniforms are given to club leaders, and Three stars are given to members of the student council. Ryuko wore a special uniform called a Kamui, which was alive, and could even talk, but only Ryuko could hear it.

This all makes sense why Haruhi transferred me to this crazy place – This world is weird, exactly what she wanted. And to top it all, she is the leader – Go figure.

The person named Mako raised her arms, and had her hands crossed, and – Wait, why do I hear the Hallelujah chorus from George Fredric Handel's Messiah?

"But wait!" I don't know how, but she is somehow wearing a Two star goku uniform "I can't remember most of what you said!" She then had three question-marks floating over her head "I remember Lady Haruhi has always been the leader of Honnouji Academy!" She was then dressed up in the same way Haruhi was when I saw her earlier "I don't even know who Satsuki, Ragyo, or Nui are!" I'm not even going to question how she has rainbow colored hair.

"Ummmmm….What was that?"

I saw Matoi chuckle "That's just Mako. Don't question it."

Mikisugi seemed a little confused "But how is it that me, you, and Ryuko remember what everything was like before, but not Mako?"

"That's where my explanation comes in…" Oh boy, I had to tell them everything…I had to tell them about everything…..I told them about how I knew Haruhi, the S.O.S. Brigade, how she was some kind of god, all the theories about her, about Nagato, Asahina, Itsuki, how we repeated summer a million times, how I was transported to an alternative universe, how I almost died multiple times…..And most awkward of all, I had to tell them that where I'm from, they were fictional characters…..Man, this must have been how Asahina and Itsuki felt when they confessed the truth about all this to me…

"So, this Haruhi character can alter the world in any way she wants…Which is why things are the way they are?"

"That's what everyone tells me."

"And if you don't do as she says, the universe would be over as you knew it?"

"According to Itsuki, yes."

Suddenly, Mako's face lit up. "Wait, Itsuki? As in, Itsuki Koizumi?"

Wait, she knew Itsuki? "Yes, exactly! How do you know him? He could have answers!"

"Well, everyone should know him. After all, he is a member of the Eilte Four."

….What….

"Wait, a member of the Eilte Four?" Ryuko seemed like she was in a fret, but a few seconds later, said something to her uniform. If Mikisugi didn't explain that her uniform was alive, that would have looked a lot weirder than it was.

Mikisugi approached Mako in a much calmer manner. "Mako, do you know the names of the Elite Four?"

"Why of course! There is Ira Gamagori, Nonon Jakuzure, Uzu Sanageyama, and Itsuki Koizumi!"

Well that's just great. One of the ways I wanted an explanation on what exactly might have happened, and since he is a member of the Elite Four, he probably had his memory erased.

And why is he a member of Haruhi's Student Council instead of me? I mean, it's not like I care or anything, its just….Why?

"So, it seems Itsuki Koizumi is a member instead of Hoka Inumuta….What happened to him and Satsuki?"

Well, I have no freaking clue where we are going to get ANY kind of information now…Wait, of course!

"I think I know who can help us."

Mikisugi was intrigued when I spoke up "Who?"

"Remember how I told you about Yuki Nagato?"

"Yes. What makes you think she hasn't lost her memory?"

"During the time we repeated the last two weeks of our summer vacation, she didn't have her memory reset. She remembered everything, so she probably remembers everything!"

"Great!" Matoi had a smug expression on her face "Now where can we find her?"

"Well, since the Brigade doesn't exist here, that probably means that she is in the literature club…Oh no…"

"What is it?"

"Before the Brigade was 'founded', Nagato was the president of the literature club…..And based on what you said earlier, Haruhi will probably have her fight Matoi….."

"That won't be a problem for me!" Matoi looked as smug as she did before "We've taken on Ragyo, so this bitch won't be a problem at all, right Senkets!"

Well, this should be interesting…..

…

We all walked out onto the field of the school, because Matoi told us this would probably be where a club president would be. Ryuko opened the guitar case she carried on her back, and inside was what I'm guessing was the Scissor Blade.

"All right, I'm looking for Yuki Nagato, president of the literature club!"

…

Enter 3rd Person Narrator

Ryuko decided to challenge Yuki Nagato, in hopes that she could get some kind of information on what was going on.

"Senkets, I'm so glad we get to do this again! I guess I should thank this Haruhi chick for doing this. I missed you…."

"I missed you to Ryuko, but I should warn you, this won't be as easy as you think." Senketsu said to Ryuko

"Why? We have a ton of experience together."

"Yes, but I don't have all the life fibers we collected together. I'm guessing this is because Haruhi reset this universe."

"Either way, we can easily take her down!"

After they had waited, the person they had challenged to a fight had finally arrived; Literature Club President Yuki Nagato. She wore a uniform similar to her North High one, but it had two stars on it. She also had her glasses on.

"Greetings. I am Yuki Nagato, president of the Literature Club." She stated blankly "I hear you have challenged me to fight you."

"Hey, where did that text come from?" Kyon asked

"Damn straight I did!"

"Very well then. Lady Haruhi would have probably requested I fight you, so I accept your request."

Ryuko pulled the on the glove she wore to transform. Aikuro and Mako didn't seem very surprised to see how scantily clad she was dressed, but Kyon's jaw dropped.

Ryuko charged at Yuki, but Yuki held her arms out.

"Literature Club Fundraising Book Printing!" She yelled blankly as she shot mass amounts of paper from the sleeves of her uniform. Ryuko tried to dodge them all, but got hit, and got a few paper cuts.

"Well thanks! Its not like I loose enough blood as it is wearing Senkets!" Ryuko said sarcastically. She tried to slash at Yuki again, but Yuki summoned a large book from the ground she used as a shield. Yuki made the large book (somehow) turn into a bunch of smaller books, and she had them surround her. Yuki then had all the books hit Ryuko.

"What are those books made out of, steel or something?"

"I don't see how that would be possible."

"You stop being a smartass with me!" Yuki used another 'Literate Club Fundraising Book Printing' attack, which Ryuko tried to dodge again. When Yuki tried to throw more books at Ryuko, Ryuko deflected them at using her Scissor Blade, and hit them back at Yuki. They couldn't tell if she was hurt or not, because her face showed absolutely no emotion, but they could tell she was getting weak.

Ryuko then ran towards Yuki, and successfully dodged the books she threw at them. When Yuki threw more papers toward them, Ryuko somehow managed to run along them, getting closer to Yuki. Ryuko then slashed at Yuki, and landed a successful hit. It did serious knock back to Yuki, and even caused her goku uniform to obliterate.

"Fiber lost!" Ryuko and Senketsu yelled.

The life fiber from Yuki's goku uniform absorbed into Senketsu.

"Life fiber acquired!" They both yelled.

While this was happening, Mako cheered for Ryuko, whereas Kyon's face was as red as a tomato after seeing Yuki in the nude.

…

Enter Kyon

Well, after that fight that makes the fight Nagato and Asakura look like a something from Super Sentai, we got a No-Star uniform for Nagato. That was when we decided to do some questioning.

"Nagato, you remember me, right?"

"Yes. You go by the name Kyon, but your real name is…"

"Oh, thank god you remember!" I was so glad to see someone who remembered everything, I could hug her! "Now tell me, do you know what happened?"

"Yes." Mikisugi, Matoi, and Mako gathered around to hear what Nagato had to say. "Suzumiya had become so interested in Kill la Kill, that she transported herself, and other people she is familiar with to this universe. The reason me, you, Koizumi, Asahina, and others are here is because she feels they are essentials to her life."

So Asahina is here, huh? I wonder who else is here…..

"So, why is it that some of us remember what happened before Suzumiya altered reality?"

"That I do not have an answer to."

Matoi got in Nagato's face, but Nagato didn't seem bothered at all "In that case, how come you can remember all this?"

"That is because I am not what you could call a human. I am a humanoid interface, created by the Data Overmind."

Matoi and Mikisugi both seemed confused, so I might as well put it in simpler terms.

"Basically, she is an alien." Matoi understood, but Mikisugi started to smirk. I don't like where this is going….

"Wait? An alien? Does she, by any chance, have anything to do with life fibers?" I don't understand why Mikisugi is so intrigued by life fibers.

"I am not familiar with the term life fibers."

Mikisugi leaned over to me to whisper something "I think she's lying!"

"Oh please! She doesn't have any reason to lie; it isn't like she is human or anything!" My god, this guy reminds me of Taniguchi, just a little more intelligent, and has a lot more…..pride. I'm not sure why….

"For all we know, she could be some kind of product of the life fibers!"

"Don't count on it. Right now we have to focus on what we can do to return everything to normal." I then turned to Nagato "Any ideas?"

"From what it seems, I think Suzumiya wishes for somebody to fight her."

"Well, that looks like a job for me and Senketsu!"

"But it seems Suzumiya doesn't want to fight just anybody. According to my analysis, she wants to fight somebody she is feeling angry towards, and in this case, it seems like Kyon is the target of her anger."

Well, thanks a lot Nagato. Because of what you said, everyone is staring at me.

"But how is he even gonna fight her?" Matoi asked "He doesn't have a goku uniform or a kamui…."

Mikisugi's face lit up, and again, this can't be good…

"I know what we can do!" How exactly does this guys' nipples glow again? "We can find Satsuki and Hoka, and Hoka can make a kamui for him?"

Whoa there! You can't seriously expect me to dress up like Matoi did!

"There has to be another way…..right?"

"No." Nagato said in her usual emotionless tone "This is what Suzumiya wants."

Well that's just great. I have to dress up like a man whore…..

"But wait!" Mako said to get our attention "We don't even know where Satsuki and Hoka are!"

Mikisugi and Mako froze in their places.

"Oh…..Thats right…"

…

I woke up, no memory of what had happened earlier. It was really dark, and it looked like I was in the slums of a familiar place. I looked around and….No, this can't be! This place should be destroyed! I remember, it was sunk to the bottom of the ocean, and…..Where are my clothes! My god, I never would thought I would be naked again….Is this simply a dream?

I wandered around, to look for shelter. I can't remember much after that, besides I passed out.

…

I woke up again, but this time it looked like I was in somebody's house. I looked around, and saw somebody walk into the room, who was very large in size. I couldn't help but think he looked familiar.

"Hey, the patient is awake!"

I sat up, and used a blanket to cover up my body. "Who are you? And where am I?"

"Well, I'm glad you asked! I'm Dr. Barazo Mankanshoku, and this is the Mankanshoku Back-Alley Clinic! Someone carried you here, and he seemed worried about your health."

The Mankanshoku family! Of course! But why doesn't he remember me?

"Now the person who brought you in said your name was Satsuki Kiriyuin, is that correct?"

"Why, yes, that is." I wonder who brought me in…..

I then noticed Barazo turned around and looked like he was talking to somebody. "Oh, don't worry, she's fine."

"It's good the hear that." I then saw someone very familiar walk in, and he wore a no star goku uniform.

"Hoka! What are you doing here? And if you're here, where is Ira, Nonon, and Uzu?"

"That, I can't answer." His mouth was covered up by the turtle-neck of his outfit.

Well, I have no idea why I'm here, or why this place is still standing, but I do wonder who is behind all of this…..

[So what did you guys think? Is the plot any good? Did I do a good job portraying anyone? Leave your thoughts in the reviews]