Uzu Sanageyama walked down to the battlefield. I'll admit that he seemed more intimidating than Jakuzure, but that might have something to do with the fact that he was wielding an actual weapon. One thing I thought was odd about him was that he was wearing a mask.
"So, what's with your mask? Are you trying to cosplay as a Ninja Turtle or something?" I asked Sanageyama.
"My eyes are sewn shut, so I have this mask to cover my eyes."
"So how are you the Athletic Committee chair, yet you can't even see?"
"I may be blind, but that doesn't mean I can't see!" Isn't that the definition of blind?
"There is a contradiction in what you just said….."
"What I'm trying to say is that I can sense any incoming attacks due to my lack of sight!"
This world makes absolutely no sense….
"But anyways, that's for another day! Right now, we fight!" Sanageyama said before doing his transformation.
"Blade Regalia Mk II!" Mark Two? Why is it that his uniform is a mark two while Gamagori and Jakuzure had a mark one?
His uniform looked more like a mech than a uniform. One thing I thought was strange was that he still used a bamboo sword. I would have thought he would use something sturdier.
Meanwhile in the audience, Ryuko was a little anxious. "We never did defeat Sanageyama…We couldn't really help with him….."
"If he was using Mk I, then you could have told him your strategy." Satsuki said "But since he isn't, he might have to come up with something of his own, but I'm unsure how he can do that if he can anticipate his every movement…."
They the noticed that Nonon, wearing gym clothes, sat down next to Gamagori.
"Hey! Jakuzre is here to help cheer on Kyon!" Mako said,
"Cheer him on. What a joke!" Nonon said.
"Actually, you might want to cheer him on." Satsuki said.
"What are you talking about? Why would I cheer that no star on?"
"Lady Satsuki here has some explaining to do." Gamagori said.
"Lady Satsuki? I wouldn't expect you to say that of all people, toad."
"Allow me to explain." Nagato said, catching the attention of Nonon before going on a long explanation…
…
"BATTLE BEGIN!" Haruhi shouted.
Immediately, Sanageyama ran up to me, and hit me on the head with his bamboo sword.
"MEN!" He shouted as he hit my head.
Afterwards, he swung his sword at my waist, and struck it.
"DO!"
He then followed by hitting my wrist.
"KOTE!"
Just when I thought he was done, he hit my head again, and yelled "MEN!", and then followed with another "DO!", finishing with a "KOTE!"
He repeated this, while yelling "MEN! DO! KOTE!" Each time he said it, he said it faster, and it got REALLY annoying.
Luckily for me, he did stop. "You're lucky my goku uniform could overheat if I kept doing that!"
"Kyon, this is a great time for us to land a hit!" Shionketsu said.
"We really shouldn't."
"Stop being a coward Kyon!" I would try to argue, but Shionketsu somehow managed to take control of my body, and had me run up to him.
"SHIONKETSU!"
"You were the one who was an idiot and refused to attack him!" Shionketsu said as he deployed his wrist-blade. He was about to slash at Sanageyama, but he countered with his bamboo sword.
"You really don't remember what I said, do you?" Sanageyama said with a smirk. "I can see the world, and that includes your attacks!" He then hit us with his bamboo sword, and caused us to fly back.
"So, got any ideas wise guy?" Shionketsu said.
"I do have one, but it might be difficult to execute."
"It's worth a shot."
Sanageyama ran towards us, about to do another men do kote, but we managed to dodge them, which was difficult at the speed he was going. When he was about to do swing, we dodged his sword, and I swung Shionketsu's wrist-blade at his sword, hoping to cut it in half.
Of course with our luck, and Sanageyama's ability to foresee attacks, he moved his sword out of the way, and hit us on the head with his sword.
Before he could swing at our waist, we countered with the wrist-blade.
"You know, my bamboo sword isn't my only sword." Sanageyama said.
Shionketsu started chuckling. "Shut up!" I said to him.
Sanageyama's goku uniform deployed two gatling guns from the shoulders' of his uniform.
"What the!?" Hoka said in the audience. "Uzu's Mk II uniform didn't have that!"
[Author's note: At least I THINK it didn't. I apologize if I messed this up, as I can't exactly remember much from Ryuko's battles with the E4 in Kill la Kill, and I really don't feel like rewatching it just to remember. Sorry]
"Suzumiya!" Ryuko said in an angry tone.
"Yes, it would seem that Suzumiya altered Uzu's goku uniform because she thought it seemed like a good idea." Satsuki said.
"I still find it difficult to believe that Haruhi isn't the leader of Honnouji and that she just altered the world." Nonon said. "But Gamagori seems convinced. Seeing how loyal he was to Haruhi, this is definitely saying something."
Sanageyama's goku uniform started shooting swords from gatling guns.
It became difficult to dodge them, but then I had an idea.
"Shionketsu, can you try your Kanadzuchi form?"
"Yeah, sure." Shionketsu transformed into Shionketsu Kanadzuchi, and when I was about to get hit with another one of Sanageyama's swords, I hit them back with the Shionketsu's hammer.
"I think it's about time you find a better technique!"
"And I think it's about time I stopped monkeying around!" Sanageyama then combined his gauntlets together to make the hilt of a massive shinai blade. He swung it at me, and (Unsurprisingly) it really hurt.
"Kyon, I dunno how we're gonna beat this guy." Shionketsu said.
"I have an idea, but it's a risky one."
Sanageyama hit me with his shinai blade again. "Wow, you seem to have given up! Might as well forfeit!"
"I won't give up!"
"There really is no point in continuing!" He then hit me on my head and yelled "MEN!"
Here we go again.
"DO!"
I don't know how I'm surviving this.
"KOTE!"
I was getting really beat up. He kept using his men do kote on me, and I felt like I was almost done for.
He then hit me with his sword again, and hit me back really far.
"This is what you get for challenging Lady Haruhi, no star!"
"I wouldn't speak so soon, Monkey. I think you didn't learn from your fight with Ryuko."
"What are you talking about?" Just then, steam came from the cracks of Sanageyama's uniform. It then was glowing, and transformed back into it's default state.
"What the…!?"
"You don't remember? Your goku uniform can overheat, you know?"
"Agh! How could I forget!"
"Perhaps it might have something to do with altering the universe?"
"Wait, what?"
"Nagato will explain after I destroy your uniform."
Shionketsu deployed his arm-blade, and I jumped at Sanageyama, which destroyed his goku uniform.
"Fiber lost!" This was redundant, but satisfying.
"Fiber acquired!" Again, Shionketsu absorbed the life-fiber from Sanageyama's uniform.
"OH COME ON! THAT ENDING WASN'T EVEN REALLY CLIMATIC!" Haruhi shouted.
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME princess.
"AND YOU WON'T GET TO PICK YOUR NEXT OPPONENT, BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT!"
Gee, thank you Captain Obvious!
"KOIZUMI! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!"
"With pleasure, Lady Haruhi." I love how Koizumi is still just as willing to do what Haruhi says, even though he doesn't know what Haruhi can really do.
Koizumi then walked down to the battlefield.
"So, you must be the no star student Miss Suzumiya has so much interest in." Koizumi said, as calm as ever.
"Itsuki! Please tell me you remember me!"
Koizumi then gave me a confused look. "Remember you from what?"
"Remember North High? The S.O.S. Brigade? You're an esper from an organization that's unoriginally called 'The Organization'!"
"Kyon, what are you smoking." Shionketsu said.
"Shut up, Shionketsu!"
"I'm afraid I don't recall any of this."
"But…..how?" This doesn't make sense…How come Haruhi has traces of me in her memory, but not Koizumi?
"But I'm more interested how you wear clothing made of nothing but life-fiber. You must show me!" Koizumi said in his unsettling voice.
[So, what did you think of between the fight between Kyon and Uzu? Personally, I can't but help but feel it was half-assed, but what do YOU think. I would say, it sure would be nice to get more reviews, but hey, I'm grateful for the reviews I have (Even if they are all from the same person). So yeah, Koizumi is next, and I was originally planning on ending this with the fight between Kyon and Haruhi, but I've decided to extend it. Again, follow or favorite if you're interested, and please leave a review if you want to leave your praises/complaints.]