[So before I begin this chapter, I want to say that I included two references to something non-Haruhi and non-Kill la Kill. If you found them, leave what you think they are in the review.]

"Look Koizumi, we don't have to fight! If you can maybe try to remember the adventures we had together at North High, maybe you can help me restore things!"

"What you're saying does sound intriguing, but I must do as Lady Haruhi commands."

This is hopeless…

"You have to remember something! The time we repeated summer I don't know how many times! The time when Haruhi almost destroyed the universe because we were losing a baseball game! The school festival!"

"Kyon, ya seem really frantic." Shionketsu said to me.

"QUIT YOUR BICKERING YOU TWO!" Haruhi shouted. "WHATS TAKING SO LONG FOR YOU TO TRANSFORM, KOIZUMI!?"

"My apologies, Lady Haruhi." Koizumi then gave me a dead serious look, yet he was still smiling. "I'm afraid we can't continue our conversation due to Lady Haruhi's orders, and besides, I need to collect data on your kamui."

Koizumi was then swallowed up by a bright light.

"Probe Regalia!" When the light faded away, he was wearing a suit that seemed a little…How should I say this?...Futuristic?

Hoka was analyzing the battle from the audience. "This should certainly be interesting; seeing how I fought against Ryuko, that is if he has the same battle strategy I did."

I saw Koizumi was rapidly typing all over his uniform, which I also found really weird. Does his uniform have keys all over it? Man, this place is REALLY weird.

"Now, show me how you fight wearing clothing made entirely of life-fibers!"

"BATTLE BEGIN!" Haruhi yelled.

"Itsuki shouldn't be too hard to defeat. Remember what Inumuta said about taking him down?"

"Right. I think he said we need to perform reckless attacks." Shionketsu said.

"However, there is a problem with that….."

"Eh? What is it?"

"You seem a little confident." Koizumi said "However, you can't attack…..What you can't see! Optical Camouflage!" He then turned disappeared into thin air.

"He can turn invisible…."

"Oh…."

Me and Shionketsu kept looking around, incase Koizumi attacked us.

"Itsuki, I'd always be willing to take up that offer with you."

"Kyon, do ya REALLY think he would disobey that Suzumiya chick?"

Just then, I felt something jab me in my stomach. Koizumi appeared in front of me. "That would probably be easier if you're body wasn't exposed like that." He said with a smirk.

"Why you little…..!" I tried to attack him, but he disappeared again.

"So, how exactly are we supposed to attack him recklessly if he's invisible?" Shionketsu asked.

"He's only invisible, but can still hear and touch him."

"Heh…..the second thing you said….."

"Shut up!" I said, cutting him off. If only we didn't argue like that, because I felt Koizumi jabbing me in the stomach again. I then felt him punch me in the face, and then he low-kicked me, resulting in me to trip.

"Kyon, you alright?"

"Please. This pain is nothing to what the OTHER Elites put me through."

I stood back up on my feet, but feel something choke me, which I'm assuming was Koizumi.

"Oh, don't think I want to harm you." He said into my ear. "I just want to collect data." He then tossed me onto the ground.

"WELL THEN, SHOW YOURSELF, YOU COWARD!"

"Okay." Koizumi said before he revealed himself, but he just punched me in the face, and disappeared again.

"Damn it, Itsuki!"

"Hey Kyon, you seem a bit more angry than usual."

"Well I have the right to be! He isn't even showing himself! That should be considered cheating!"

I heard Koizumi laugh behind me. "You are quite foolish." He said before he jabbed me in my neck.

"If I actually wanted to fight you, your time would be up!" He said before he jabbed me in my chest again.

"Because my time is now!" He punched me in my face again.

"And you can't see me!" He kicked me in my chest.

"Because my time is now!" He finished by low-kicking me, and I fell over again.

"Ya know, at least ya could actually SEE the other Elites." Shionketsu said.

"Sheesh, imagine how difficult Jakuzure would be if she was invisible." I shivered just at the thought of that.

"But like I said earlier, we can at least try to listen to him."

"What are we gonna listen to, him typing?"

"Exactly!"

"Oh. That's actually not a bad idea….." Shionketsu said before Koizumi gave me an uppercut.

"Now listen!"

Me and Shionketsu stood still. "He's behind ya Kyon!" I turned around, and hit Koizumi with Shionketsu's arm-blade, and he became visible.

"Interesting…." Koizumi said as he rapidly typed all over his body.

"Shionketsu, transform into Shionketsu Kanadzuchi!"

"Right!" He transformed into Shionketsu Kanadzuchi, but by the time he finished transforming, Koizumi was invisible again.

"Oh come on!"

I was then jabbed again by Koizumi, but this time in the back.

"Hey Kyon, I guess you could technically say…you got stabbed in the back by this guy…"

"Shut up, Shionketsu!" I said with a laugh this time.

"Now remember, listen!"

"He's about the jab ya!" I then smacked Koizumi's arm with Shionketsu's hammer, and he became visible.

"Well, you aren't the only one with more tricks up your sleeve!" Hey Itsuki, the person who used to wear your goku uniform told me your strategy?

Wait, what is he doing?

Inumuta didn't say anything about Probe Regalia generating energy spheres.

"What the!?" Hoka said as he was watching the battle, and typing the results on his laptop. "This is fascinating! My uniform never did that before!"

"I still dunno about Haruhi not being the leader of Honnouji." Uzu said, wearing gym clothes.

"If Mr. Toad here is convinced, then don't ya think that's saying something?" Jakuzure pointed out.

"You do have a point about that."

"GO KYON!" Mako said with great enthusiasm.

Shiro Iori was also confused about why Koizumi's goku uniform could make energy spheres. "When did this happen!? I didn't add that in!"

Koizumi shot the energy sphere at me. "Like it? I didn't know my goku uniform could do it until a week ago!"

I don't think that's an attack from your goku uniform. In fact, I think you still have your esper powers, but you didn't activate them until a week ago.

Koizumi shot another energy ball at me, but I reflected it with Shionketsu's hammer. I had Shionketsu switch to his arm-blade, but Koizumi put a force-field around himself.

"This is also something I didn't know my goku uniform could do until last week."

Great. Now I can't even attack him.

"Don't give up Kyon!" Shionketsu said to me. "We can still win, you just need to keep attacking!" Shionketsu somehow manipulated my body by having his wrist-blade rapidly slashing at Koizumi's force-field.

"How you keep attacking…That's a lot of data for me to record!" Koizumi was typing all over his body more rapidly. In fact, he was typing so fast, his arms weren't even visible!

"This is exactly what we wanted!" Shionketsu said. "By collecting this much data, his uniform will overheat!"

"That's right!" I said. "I have an idea! Can you make your other arm Kanadzuchi?"

"I like the way you think!" Shionketsu tried to make his other arm have the hammer, and succeeded. We then worked together to hit the force-field with Shionketsu's hammer and arm-blade, and Koizumi was forced to collect all the data.

"Oh no…..This is too much data! If I keep going, my uniform will overheat! Maybe I should surrender….."

Before he could decide, his uniform returned to its default state, and the force-field around him disappeared.

"Oh no! My data!"

"This is our chance Shionketsu!" I said as I jumped toward Koizumi, and slashed at his goku uniform, destroying it.

"Fiber lost!" This was repetitive, but satisfying.

"Fiber acquired!" I think you understand what happened right now.

I looked up at Haruhi, and she looked really pissed.

"OH, I SEE HOW IT IS! BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU DEFEATED MY ELITE FOUR DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL DEFEAT ME!" Haruhi said as she stomped down to the battlefield.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think this is better then beating the crap out of her…"Look Haruhi, I don't have to fight you…."

"What!?"

"I think I know why I seem familiar…And that's because we went to school together…We went to North High….You founded the S.O.S. Brigade, to look for weird and unusual stuff! You wanted to meet aliens, time travelers, and espers! And on the way, you met Yuki Nagato, Mikuru Asahina, and Itsuki Koizumi!"

"What the hell are you talking about?" I expected a blunt response like that from Haruhi.

"Things aren't supposed to be this way, but I thought you wouldn't remember me as Kyon. However, I do know WHO you remember me as."

"Get to the point!"

"Three years ago, in East Junior High, you drew graffiti the field of the school….."

"Well yeah! Everybody knows that!"

"But I know something you didn't tell anybody…You were helped by a man who carried a girl on his back….."

Haruhi looked extremely shocked.

"Who….WHERE DID YOU LEANR THIS! WHAT IS YOUR NAME!" She yelled as she ran up to me.

"My name…Is John Smith!"

[So this was the battle between Kyon and Itsuki, and I must say, I feel more proud of this chapter than the last two for some reason. But what did you guys think of it? As usual, if you have any complaints or praises, feel free to leave them in the reviews, and I will gladly take any suggestions you guys have for me, and I'll be sure to credit you for any ideas you gave to me. And if you're interested, be sure to follow or favorite.]