[So this is the last chapter, not counting the epilogue, which I might write and upload shortly after this. I've decided to include the author's note at the beginning instead of the end, because putting it at the end kind of kills things. So, be sure to review when you are done, and it is a little late to follow now, but if you really enjoyed this, be sure to favorite.]

Konata and Haruhi were ready to faceoff, although I'm a little unsure if a goku uniform can stand up to a super saying kamui (Or whatever it's called), even if it is a Five-star.

Konata somehow managed to float in the air and started rapidly slashing at Haruhi with her katana, and while Haruhi looked like she took damage from it, Haruhi wasn't retaliating at all, which seems odd knowing Haruhi.

"Hey Kyon, this fight they are havin' seems a little familiar, don't ya think?" Shionketsu asked.

"Actually, now that you mention it, this reminds me of our fight during Uzu Sanageyama."

"And ya remember how THAT ended?"

Oh no…This won't turn out so good for Konata….

Konata was about to land her final-blow, but then she was surrounded in a cloud of smoke, and Haruhi gave a smirk.

Konata then noticed her uniform transformed back into its default state. Haruhi grabbed Konata by the collar of her uniform so she didn't fall.

"What the!? How did that happen?" Konata asked herself.

"Well, you ARE wearing a Five-star goku uniform, which hasn't been perfected like the other types of goku uniforms, so it overheated." Haruhi said. "I'd destroy your goku uniform, but there is no point; it's useless now!"

Haruhi threw Konata into the ground, and did massive damage to her.

"You pigs in human clothing, nobody can stop me! If a Five-star couldn't, none of you certainly can!"

Well, this is just great. I have no idea what we are supposed to do now.

"Ryuko, I have an idea!" Senketsu said. "We can absorb everyone else's life-fibers like we did when we fought Ragyo!"

"That doesn't seem so bad." She responded. "Of course, I'd have to see if it is okay with Shionketsu." Ryuko then glanced over at Shionketsu.

Shionketsu let out a sigh. "Well, this would have happened eventually. All right."

"I'm not so sure about that." Koizumi said. "I don't think Miss Suzumiya wants to fight Ryuko."

"What the hell do you mean by that?" Nonon asked.

"Well, I'm sure Miss Suzumiya would much rather fight Kyon and Shionketsu."

"Yes, that is correct." Nagato added in. "And if Kyon fights and defeats Miss Suzumiya, then it is very likely that she will transfer everything back to the way it was."

"And since it turns out you are a life-fiber-hybrid, it is completely possibly for you to do so." Inumuta added.

Ryuko and Senketsu glanced at each other. "I didn't think I would have to be in this position." Senketsu said. "But I knew I would have to die again."

Ryuko, trying not to cry, understood Senketsu's decision. "I really don't want to lose you again, but I understand what you have to do."

"I guess this was how Junketsu must have felt…"

"So Shionketsu, are you ready?"

"This is for our last battle!"

Just then, Shionketsu started absorbing everyone else's goku uniforms, and Senketsu, which did leave everyone else naked, but I could care less about that right now.

"Kamui Shionketsu; Shionketsu Kisaragi!"

Well it sure is convenient that Haruhi suffers from "Bond Villain Stupidity", because she just let me transform into something that could be a threat to her.

I noticed Shionketsu, like Junketsu, had become golden. I couldn't see my hair, but I'd be willing to bet it is blonde and probably spikey. I then flew upward, and Haruhi had (somehow) just now noticed me.

"What!? How!?"

"Haruhi, you have a case of 'Bond Villain Stupidity', don't be surprised."

Haruhi gritted her teeth in anger at my remark, and slashed Bakuzan at me. Luckily, I had Shionketsu deploy his arm-blade, which I used to block Bakuzan.

I then used Shionketsu's arm-blade to throw Bakuzan, but Haruhi picked it up before it fell out of reach.

"Haruhi, you need to listen to me! I need you remember the S.O.S. Brigade!"

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Haruhi said before she hit me with Bakuzan.

"The S.O.S. Brigade! A club you created to find mysterious things!"

Haruhi looked like she just realized something. "I somehow just now remember the S.O.S. Brigade and North High. I remember the S.O.S. Brigade was pointless! We didn't find anything interesting!"

Haruhi then started rapidly hitting me with Bakuzan, but I managed to dodge most of the blows.

"You're wrong! You met me, Koizumi, Asahina, and Nagato!"

"Well they're boring and uninteresting!" Redundant much? "They might as well be the result of a cookie cutter, because they're like generic anime characters! There isn't even anything interesting about the fact that they are aliens, time-travelers, and espers!"

"But you begged to meet them! You wanted nothing more to meet at least ONE of those, and you had it all!"

"And I did meet them! But they weren't too much different from normal people!"

"Then what makes people here any different! Ryuko is a life-fiber-hybrid, but is she any different from your normal hot-headed teenager?"

[Author's note: I just felt like I needed to throw my two-cents in and say that Ryuko is NOT edgy, unless people push her to be. She is more hot-headed than anything. Got that? Okay, now I'll continue.]

"Yes, but…." Haruhi looks like she's out of words. I think I'm doing this right!

She even tried to hit me with Bakuzan, showing me that she refuses to come up with a counter-argument.

"And Gamagori! Sure, he's freaking huge and can change his size, but he's like any other big guy with a soft heart. I'm not saying he isn't likeable, but still."

"Shut up!"

For the record, I think these are some of the most interesting people I've met; I just need something to throw at Haruhi.

But I don't think this will work, so I have an idea that might work.

"But I guess you are right."

"See! I told you so!" Haruhi then started laughing like a maniac, and then I hit her on the head with Shionketsu's hammer hand, and it knocked her back down to the ground.

I flew down to the ground, and saw she was still conscious, but she made a crater in the ground.

"Hey, that's not fair!"

"Well, life isn't fair. And I'm convinced there is only ONE thing I can do to change things back to the way they were."

"Hey Kyon, ya seem pretty nervous…Are ya gonna do what I think yer gonna do?" Shionketsu said, and followed with a giggle.

"And what exactly is that?" Ryuko asked.

"I don't think yer gonna like it….."

Shionketsu transformed back into his default state. "And let me tell you, I'm not looking forward to this. It especially doesn't help that everyone is surrounding us."

"Your body tells me otherwise, Kyon."

"Shut up!"

"Wait, what you think you're doing!" Haruhi said as I walked up to her and put my hands on her shoulders.

To think this is the second time I'm going to do this. "Like I said last time; you look hot in a ponytail."

"Wait, what!" Ryuko said in shock.

I leaned in, and kissed Haruhi. Let me say that I'm not enjoying this.

"Wh..WHAT THE HELL!" Ryuko shouted.

"Wow! It's just like in that one episode!" Konata said. Episode? What is she talking about?

"Feeling jealous, Ryuko?" Senketsu asked her.

"It feels like you've restored things Kyon." Koizumi said.

"Goodbye Kyon….." Shionketsu said before I blacked out.

…

I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock. My sister ran into my room, and literally yanked me out of my bed.

"Kyon, wake up! You don't want to be late for school!"

I woke up and looked around. Everything was the way it was.

I had done it. I restored everything back to normal.

I felt happy that I fixed everything, but….

I had an empty feeling.

…..I missed Shionketsu.