Blah blah, welcome back, it's almost midnight, so the story will probably be awful.

"So you're telling me we just got raided?"

"Yes, Graystar."

"When many cats were guarding the camp?"

"...Yes, Graystar."

Graystar simply sat down and curled his tail around his paws calmly.

"Graystar?" The deputy asked.

"Brightclaw, please go to DayClan and tell them we need the prey. And ask them how in this good, green forest they managed to steal everything without getting scented or noticed by even one of our Clanmates."

"Yes, Graystar." Brightclaw streaked away, wasting no time. He mentally slapped himself. NightClan was really going downhill recently. How did they not even notice intruders? How? It was so annoying and just plain stupid that he could barely take it.

Nonetheless, the recently-appointed deputy got to DayClan's territory soon enough and waited for a patrol to pass by.

As per usual, when the patrol spotted him, they immediately rushed up to him, violently accusing him of spying.

"What, you think I can hear far away? Your camp is countless tail-lengths away."

They then accused him of trying to steal their prey.

"Did it look like I was moving at all to you?"

Then they accused him of ambushing them.

"LISTEN. I'm alone out here. There is no logical reason for one single cat to ambush an entire Clan. And there is no logical reason either for STEALING PREY WITHOUT GETTING NOTICED! Bring me to Lilystar, NOW."

The leader of the patrol growled, and allowed him to walk ahead towards the camp, an apprentice leading the way.

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"My warriors sneaked into NightClan's territory without getting noticed at all, also into their camp, and steal all of their prey, still without getting noticed? WHO DID THIS?! And- sorry, Brightclaw, no offense to NightClan, but- HOW IN THE WORLD WERE THEY SO DUMB AS TO NOT NOTICE?!"

"That's what I thought, too!" The deputy exclaimed, annoyed. Then he mumbled, "My Clan's full of dimwits."

Lilystar faced her clan and bared her teeth. "Whoever was in the group that took their prey, give them five pieces of our finest prey RIGHT NOW. I will escort these cats to NightClan's camp and have a private conversation with Graystar about how ignorant his Clan is."

~oOo~

"Lilystar, believe me, I was out for a walk. You of all cats should understand sometimes we need to breathe."

"Yes, I believe you. But can you explain why your clan is so... So..." She huffed.

"I can't, Lilystar. I'm sorry, truly. Something weird must have happened recently, and I just..." He sighed. "This was a big step, moons ago. We were normal, natural Clans, living in normal, natural worlds. Until Twoleg technology came along. We began to read... Write... Advance faster than Twolegs." He sighed again. "This just went too fast. I believe NightClan just advanced so fast that they either started reversing or just shut down and returned to BEFORE they were normal and natural."

If cats could raise eyebrows, Lilystar would raise one of hers. "Well, I think the whole of NightClan is going bonkers, except for BrightClaw. That tom's got sense. Look, talk to your Clan about this, and report to me after you have. You don't have to talk to them right now, or today, but I'm hoping for no more than a moon for a response."

And with that, she stood up and left.

Blah, idk what to say. I love the show Under the Dome.