Important Note that is important to understanding story!... IMPORTANT!
{Words in these brackets are to show that the more peppy yellow box in Deadpools mind is talking.}
[And this kind of bracket is to show that the more posh white box is talking.]
[This} or {this] means that both voices are talking.
Finally "{things like this}" or "[this]" mean Wade and that voice are speaking.

-Story Starts Here-

"{Faaaster, faaaster, faaster.}'

[Just because you chant faster, it doesn't make the trip any shorter]

{It works on elevators and crosswalks.}

"Ya." Wade agreed, paying no mind to the other passengers curious eye's as they undoubtedly questioned his sanity.

[That's just a placebo effect.]

{Gazebo what?}

"I just want to get this done and over with as quickly as possible so I can get home to my baby boy in time."

{Yes, he'll be pissed if we miss his birthday party too. Did you see his sad expression when we saw him after his grad ceremony?}

"Hey, I didn't mean to miss his grad, I wanted to be there, but those dick cheeses copped out on paying me."

[Well we didn't really keep to our part of the bargain.]

"Hey, I put him in jail, Petey would be proud."

[Proud boyfriend or not, they wanted him dead.]

"Close enough. He wont be bugging then anymore so they should shut it and pay the piper."

{Ya, that was a lot of moolah they jipped you on. It was gonna pay the rest of the ring off.}

"We would have had it in time for Peter's grad like we planed if that jerk didn't jack up the price suddenly."

[Well if you hadn't ordered the most expensive materials we would have gotten the ring a lot sooner. Did it need to be made of vibranium?]

"Of course! Only the best for my baby boy. Besides, it needs to be strong so it doesn't brake while he's kicking butt as Spider-man."

[*sigh * Sometimes I fear that you love him too much.]

"There's no such thing!"

{And Petey deserves it; the perfect man.} The voice swooned.

"Ya, Peter's worth the galaxy."

{Times two!}

[If he's so important then why are you not getting ready for his birthday party?]

"Cuz I don't have the ring."

{Obviously.}

[I think he would be happier to have you with him tonight and you purpose another day.]

"But we finally got a sent of the cheapskates again, who knows how long it will take to find them again if we mess this chance up to."

{Besides, if everything goes well, we will be done in time to catch the tail end of the party. We'll sweep poor Petey into our arms and purpose, it will be so cute!}

[Is that why you sent the message to Stark's AI?]

"That's just a precaution, hopefully we wont have to use it."

[We better not. Especially after that phone call promising we would be there. I told you to just be honest with him. Imagine how much quicker we could have got this done with Spider-man's and possibly even S.H.I.E.L.D.'s help.]

"But that would ruin the surprise." Wade whined.

{Ya, even Aunt May was telling us it would be better to surprise him.}

[I don't know, Mrs. Parker always seems to act odd when we bring up our intentions. I think she's hiding something.]

'{*le gasp *}"

{How could you assume such things of our Aunty?}

"You leave that angle of a woman alone."

[I didn't mean... uhgh. Whatever, we're here.] As if on cue, the flight attendant announced that they where just arriving and what procedures to take for landing.

"[This better be quick.}"

This is just a little added thing to show Wade's side of the story. Originally this would all be explained along side Peter's story but I felt that would ruin the ending. So it got switched to Wade explaining at the end but that was dropped for no good reason and switched to having a whole second story of what Wade was doing during Peter's story. It would show Wade calling J.A.R.V.I.S., talking to Peter on the phone while he was on the plane, getting mad when the fight was taking to long. But I didn't like that ether so it ended up being this, hope you like it.

[That's just a placebo effect.] {Gazebo what?} I think that's my favorite thing I've ever written.

I had a lot of trouble with how Wade and his voices refer to each other. Like when Wade says 'so I can get home to my baby boy in time.' I didn't know if I should have him say 'my baby boy' or 'our baby boy'.

For some reason when I write about Wade and his voices, I don't want to explain what's going on, have them do things, I just like writing their dialog.

I like to think that after like a few weeks of knowing May Deapool just started calling her his Aunt.