Freddy turned the lighter on and started burning pirates cove. Bonnie, remembering the conflict they had earlier in the night, ran, grabbed the lighter, and set metric crap tons of fires to pirates cove. "Why did ye do that!?" foxy yelled."I was fucki-i mean masturbating in there!" Freddy, who thought long and hard about what foxy just studdered about said "Fuck you yiffy. lets go fuck the guards shit up!"
but as they walked down to the office, the door was shut. "What the fuck!" everyone exclaimed at once. then they saw the final camera. when they saw the difficulty tab, they almost shit their non-existing pants. the level was... OVER 9000! (LAME JOKES FTW)
*Insert epic battle chapter here, im too lazy to write one*
It was time. the doors have been opened, and all that was left was to go kill the nightguard and stuff his body into freddys piss-colored counterpart. (golden freddy)
to be continued... IN CHAPTER 8!