AN.
Chibi-chan: Just so you guyz now, last chapter waz a prologe, this chapter is the official chapter of our fanfic! 33333
Neko-Chan: No h8s. If you dont like dont read or h8.
Kawaii-kun (Our Editor/Chibi-chan's kouhai/Co-writer with us) Jontron is my husband. Jk. Lol jk, he is.
Chapter one. New School new preps
I cold smell all the prep parfume from a mile away. Even as i got off the train. Also the preps kept looking and saying, "OMG. YOU GUYZ LOOK GROSS! GET ON OUR LEVEL." As if I wanted to be on the same level as stupid bitches like them. I gave them teh finger and I new jontron would be proud because he hates preps too. So does Markiplier. But not Pewdiepie, but he waz a stupid prep and I hate him so there.
I walked towardz teh school with harry, who waz worried about his super hawt scar. i wasn't a hore but it was so hawt i kinda wanted to make out with him but Eren and Shadow Link waz there so I didn't.
My first class waz sum stupid math class. i had to sit with all the dum stupid prep bitchezzzz (that's when theyre even bigger bitchez than regular bitchez because they're blonde and hores.). dum hores. i started thinking about make out with Eren and Shadz, but was interrupted by one of the preps laughing at me becuz the teacher bitch called on me fore a queston. One of them waz named Hermion Granger, who waz previously friend with Harry until she got a boob job and died her hair blonde. After that she got super bitchy and acts like she owns all of us. I really hate that dumb bitch cuz she always talks about making out with Harry and she knows i really like him.I hope he dumps her. anyway i answersed perfectly the question and started thinking about making really hawt goth videos with jontron. The teach stopped bitching and awarded me with extra house points - Did I mention it's like hogwartz but for humans - and i sat dow, thinking about my hawt videos with jontron.
After class i walked out and then bumped into… Him.
He was like the hawtest punk i have ever seen. His six-four and his hair waz messy and blond with green eyes. Sounds preppy right? Well on his hair was a black FOB - My heros - beanie, his uniform waz a mess, like a real punk,and he had three piercing on his ears and two snakebite piercings which is super hawt. He even had black fingernail polish on and the hawtest mascara i've ever seen. He almost never wore that. But today he had it on for theater class which we both had next and I waz so turned on I wanted to make out with him. His name waz Jalmari Seidel,called Jari, a mega hawt finish-german exchange student from last year who I really wanted to date last year but he didnt know how to date girls from here. Now he does and I waz ready too kiss him.
Tugging down my uniform shirt a bit because it was too high i relized he could see my d-cup perfectly if he looked dow. i put my finger to my lip and looked up at him with with my perfect crystal blue eyes. "Konichiwa Jari-senpai, how are you today?" I'm three-tenths Japanese from my dad, so my accent was adorable and irresistable.
"Er...Hallo," His German accent was a bit stronger than the Finnish, as he spoke. Rubbing the back of his head with one hand, he added a small nod in acknowledgment. "You 're… Arwen, right?"
Omg he was talking to me! i could kiss him right now. "hai, Arwen haviland. but you can call me havi." i said extra cutely while batting my lashes for added effect.
He coughed a bit, then nodded once more, looking a bit weary. "Right, Havi. Got it… Well, I have to head to drama class, so I'll be seeing you-"
"Omg i have that class too! we should walk together."
"Oh… Okay, I guess." He motioned for her to follow.
I followed him all the way to drama class, extra closely so i could smell his extra hawt punk smelled likr cherry blosomes mixed with dark chocolate and blood. It apealed to me so much. On the way i saw some weeabo weirdo wearing a mask. he had to be a weeabo because he said shit like 'miaou'. But then i noticed under his mask he had dark black circles which waz super goth and reminded me of a goth i once new. Than I relieased. "Oh my gosh." one of my old besties and crew memebers waz a weeb now. What had the preps being here done to Zacharie.
Running over to him I ripped off the mask and he looked at me and "Miaou'd" like a stupid weeb and talked about his new jock bestie. He was a new person entirely. So I slapped him with teh and ran after Jari to make sure he didnt catch his whatever the preps were spreading. At that moment i vowed to save my crew and everyone from the preps that came from the slutty females that came into this school.
Chibi-chan: Hope you guyz like it. Also the writing for Jari and a new female character that will show later were written by my stupid older cousin who wanted to put her ocs in. What a bitch right?
Kawaii-Kun: OMG y did those dumb preps do that to Zacharie kuuuuuuun?! D: Also Arwen is lucky she gets to make hawt videos with jontron ; ;
