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Kawaii-kun: This chapter is totally gonna be the HAWTEST chapter ever because jontron is gonna be in it! 333333

Chibi Chan: OMG I thought we were saving him for later. Anyways r&r. Love ya guyz!~

Kawaii-Kun: Aww...


Jari and I kept walking to class and went inside the classroom. The drama teacher waz a really hawt woman – I dont swing that way but she waz hot – with green hair and had two twin sons that Im sure made out with each other which waz super hawt. .there some jock with a bat walked up to me and was all likr "wai did you slapp my bf?"

" 'cuz he went all weeb when he was supposed to be goth!" I said while rolling my stunning eyes which I noticed made him blush because theyre really beautiful and today they looked even more purple. I just wipped my hair at him and went to sit next to Jari. The goth twin with black hair and super hawt reddish pink eyes sat next to us too, then the teacher started talking about a new were gonna do Romeo and Juliet that stupid play and auditions were today. Normally I hate prep shows but my heart fluttered at the eternal love me and Jari could find if we got the lead rolls. After all I waz the oldest girl so I had senority and Jari was super hawt and would be even more hawt in tights. So I had to audition.

Behind me Eren scoffed and I yelled, "SHUT UP." He just rolled his eyes then Shadz nugged him with an elbow and said "HYAT." I laughed because that waz our way of teasing Eren who blushed and groaned while the stupid teacher talked about how it waz required to audition for everyone in her classes. Whatever. All I cared about was me and Jari making out bakstage so all these female bitches can such it. The rest of class was stupid so I spaced out. I started to think about how hawt Jari would look in tights and how Markiplier would say something about how he should wear a super goth pink mustash. It was super cool and my daydreams carried me through the rest of class, even when we had a pop quiz which I got an a on, btw. I'm like totally the best at drama and acting and stuff. All the prepz get jealous when i act because all the guys get nosebleeds especially harry. The jock guy came back after class and was all like

"you gotta apologize to Zacharie or i'll purify you."

"Purify this bitch!" I said and flipped him stomped OFF (AN: Get it?) and I snorted and caught up with my crew and we decided to skip class and hang in one of the empty class rooms and chill. I have a 6.0 so I could skip easly. My crew consisted of Shadz, Harry, Eren, the Goth twin who we call Pittoo, A skype chat with Markiplier and Jontron, and some kid named draco whoever the fuck.

We had a pretty great fucking time. Harry snuck in champagne and fire whiskey so we decided to live it up a bit unlike those stupid goody goody preps. Mark and Jon were sad they couldn't drink with us but we said they should just get alcohol themselves and drink with us that way. So we likr got to booze and have a good time laughing and talking. Suddeny Harry tugged me into his lap. I blushed, "Arent you dating Harmione?"

Harry was all like "That prep? are you kidding. nahhhh"

I blushed harder and told him teh truth, "She told me that you guy were likr I asumed you guyz were dating… Guess she's a lying hore right?" I giggled a bit. Harry just laughed and Markiplier said something about five nights at freddies or something like that and jon screamed ECH. we all laughed at was so fun that we didnt go to class for the rest of the day. But I made sure that we kept track of time so I could go and get the roll of Juliet because it was obviously mine. Remembering that Juliet waz a prep I slipped into teh bathrom and died my hair blond, but added rainbow tips and put in black and neon green bows so it was still super cute and then I added neon green tights to my dress so I was even more cute but with a hawt edge. When I came out Harry and Eren and Shaz and Jon and Mark kept staring at me.

I blushed more and told them we had an audition so we hung up and headed out.

I stepped into the classrom with my crew and the preps went silent. Good they know heads will roll if any of those bitches tallked over me. I grabbed a script from one of the stupid bitches who probably already bullies everyone so Harry poured his water bottle on her, Eren pushed her out of her chair, and Shaz took her kale salad and poured it over her head. She left cring and we laughed at her for being a rude bitch.

Reading Juliets lines made me gag but the thought of making out with Jari was enough to get me through reading it. I waz ready. So before any other stupid bitch cold ask to audition first I looked at them and yelled "OMG. IS THAT A PRADA SALE?" All the bitches except two girls - and a few guys - left. Both were black (I'm not racist I'm just saying what they look like) and one had cool hair that had green streaks added to it and matching green lipstick. She waz super scene so I sat with her. Aparentyl her name was Gooi and she waz super creative and artsie so she totally got me. The other looked likr a basic bitch who waz to quiet in reading her script and had super long curly hair that was probablr just a weave. So she waz fake and probably a prep 'cuz only preps dress like hippies. Goo and I sneered at her and began talking.

"Omg, you should Juliet." She said.

"You think so?! You should totally be the nurse!" I replied.

"Like yah," She giggles, twirlin a braid, "You're blond. So you have to be Juliet, it's the law. And you think I could be teh nurse?! That's so...Nice! No one has eva been this nice to me."

"You totally like, get me! So of course I think you should be the nurse! Your so cool and stuff." I smiled my cute three tenths japanese smile and put her finger to her lip. Then blinked as some girly looking brunette guy walked by in some white shirt with red sleeves and a record on the front. And some fussing black chick followed behind. "Who's that?"

"Oh that's just Liam and his senpai, ignore them."

"Oh. ok. So are you ready to audition?!"

"No. 'Cuz they already casted Romeo." Eren ran out screaming in frustration, "And all teh girls have to audition a scene with him, and… Its… Jari!"

"OMG!" I was so excited, i really hopped I got juliet now. The teacher came into the room and said "All teh girls need to prepar to read for Juiliet with scene 5 of act 1." It was the first time the meet...And they kiss. Twice. Oh. M. G. She called the three us left up and made us all step forward and start from her line and act with him. I did perfectly of course. I I made Juliet a lot more dark and edgy when her lines that it felt right. I was so great that as I sat back down Goo sat down with me and gave up on Juiliet right there. Besides her bf Mac wouldnt like it. Even if Jari kept skipping over the kissing I could totally tell me wanted me to be Juliet so I spaced out until i noticed that some slut was still audition for the roll.

That stupid black chick (Still not racist) was trying to act like she could act and turned her back to Jari as she read the line all soft and flustered and prep like, "Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake."

(An: Stupid cousin writing) Reaching out, the male had taken her hand and turned her to face him, a playful grin forming as he tugged the other closer, leaning down to where their foreheads were touching, "Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take." He murmured, her breathing hitching a bit as he inched closer, "Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged." With that he had pressed their lips together softly, the pulled away as if to check for a reaction.

He was met with a dazed expression and a rather dreamy voice, "Then have my lips the sin that they have took."

Grinning, Jari cupped her face with both hand, "Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged!

Give me my sin again." This time his kiss was met with equal passion, only to be interrupted by Ms. Palutena with a clap. (End of her crap.)

She was propbably grossed out like I waz because this chick waz so bad and Jari waz so nice to try to be nice to her and act with her even if she was awhful. I heard the teacher as for her name and it was a stupid hore prep name Narida. How horish was that? Anyway she asked Narida to stay back for sec and released for Goo and me, but I new she's want to see me later.

I was gonna be Julliet and Jari was going to be Romeo and it would be perfect.