I own nothing. Got this idea from watching Pulp Fiction. I don't own that either.

Lesson 3: When a robber asks for your wallet, don't try to talk them out of it. Either knock them out or hand the wallet over.

Its breakfast time and she's eaten a lot. Pancakes, bacon, sausage, eggs, and lots of syrup. She hasn't done this in forever maybe she should get some hash browns.

"All right, this is a robbery." said a man holding up a gun.

"Nobody move or you'll get a bullet in you." said a woman who was standing on a table also holding a gun. Must be his partner. What is this Pulp Fiction?

Now the manager was standing up and talking and trying to reason with the armed couple. Idiot. He's going to get all of these people killed. If this were more like Pulp Fiction she'd have a gun on her and Coulson would be in the bathroom.

"Okay now I want all of you to toss your wallets in the bag and this will all be over soon." said the man after he emptied the cash register in the bag that he was holding.

He collected a number of wallets before he walked over to her.

"Wallet in the bag."

"Don't have one."

"Well how were you going to pay for your meal."

"I have cash."

"Then put that in the bag."

"No."

"Pumpkin, what's going on?" asked the woman now looking at them.

Pumpkin? Seriously this is really something out of Pulp Fiction.

"Seems we got a vigilante over here." he answered

"Well shoot her. Problem solved!" she yelled as Pumpkin shoved his gun in her face

"Look, I'm used to having guns pointed at me. It's a daily occurrence and all you're doing is making me angrier."

"Just put your money in the bag. You're making this worse for all of us." yelled the idiot manager

"Do as the man said." said Pumpkin as he placed the bag and his hands on the table.

"Fine. You win."

She grabbed her fork, plunged it into the man's hand, took his gun, and pointed it at him. The man groaned out in pain while the woman started screaming and waving her gun around. Does she have to be so loud.

"You let him go or I'll blow your head off!"

"Sit and tell her to calm down. Tell her its going to be alright."

"Calm down Honey Bunny. Its going to be fine."

It took awhile but Honey Bunny (really) stopped her shouting. Not before threatening to kill her if Pumpkin dies. Considering the situation it's the best outcome she could hope for.

"Now, let's see if we can settle this like civilized people. Now if this were any other day, you two would already be dead but I'm on vacation and I don't want to kill you. I'd like to help but who knows if you'll listen to me. If you don't well you're both dead but if you do we can all make it out alive. I can't let you take these people's belongings. Its not right and some of them are probably hard working people."

"There's no way we're leaving here with nothing." said the man

"As you shouldn't. Take my car keys. It's a silver beamer and there is cash in the glove compartment. Way more then you'll get out of this dump."

"How do we know you won't call the cops and tell them your car has been stolen."

"Because I don't need to have the cops in my business. What do you say?"

"We'll take the car."

"Good now leave the bag and go before I change my mind."

The man and woman ran out the door and she saw them jump into her car. Good thing its not raining since she has to walk back to the hotel after finishing her breakfast.

As she eats, she notices people staring at her. Its like they've never seen someone talk down robbers before. Probably should have just gotten violent with them. They probably would've liked that. Guess its time to go before the idiot manager calls the cops.

She threw some money on the table and walked out the diner towards her hotel.

"Random citizen saves a diner from being robbed." said the newscaster on the television

"She saved all our lives. She's a hero." said the manager

"The image is too blurry to see who the good samaritian is but everyone in the diner is grateful for her courage." finished out the newscaster

"That is some Pulp Fiction type stuff right there." said Fitz after the broadcast was over.

"What's this?" asked Coulson as he walked into the kitchen.

"Some woman saved a diner from being robbed. Stabbed a person with a fork and everything." responded Skye

"Sounds like something May would do. Where did this happen?" asked Coulson as the they laughs at the idea of May stabbing someone with a fork.

"Some small town in northern Maine."

"May was headed up that way last time I talked to her." said Coulson before going back to his office.

"You don't think?" asked Fitz to Skye

"Nah. May would have done more than stab them. She would've gone all violent on them and left them with multiple injuries."

Thanks for reading. If you have any suggestions as to what trouble May gets up to leave a comment.