Gathering human data
Explorer's log, Earth date 9th of May 2011
Second entry
Subject: Encounter with possible fellow explorer
I suspect that the man I interviewed today - name of host: Christian Grey - might be an alien in disguise too. If his conduct is any indication, this is his first mission. Still, his absolute failure to blend in is worrisome. I shall be forced to report him to our evil overlords if he continues to behave in this fashion. One simply cannot go around being so obviously extra-terrestrial. His pants alone are enough to give him away. I haven't seen pants hang of anyone else's hips that way here. Clearly not humanoid. Amateur.