I unfortunatly do not own Naruto. If I did, I'd make it an action romance. Lol
"Gaara? Kiba? Temari? What are you doing here?"
'Kiba' grinned mischievously, "Surprise!"
'Gaara' rolled his teal green eyes, "We wanted to check on you…"
'Temari' slapped both boys upside the head, "Don't lie! We missed you. We know you've only been gone for less than a week, but still… And we thought you could at least have some back up. Kami knows you love to fight."
Sakura gasped in mock hurt, "You have no trust in me. And I told you guys, I have friends here already…"
"Yeah, so? We're still your bestest friends!" Kiba exclaimed in his loud obnoxious voice.
"Aa", Gaara grunted monotonously.
Before the emerald eyed beauty could retort, Naruto added in his damned two cents.
"The Fuck! WE'RE SAKURA-CHAN'S BESTFRIENDS!"
Ino, Tenten, Hinata, Neji, Shikamaru, Shino, and Sai stood behind him. They all look determined. Well Choji was eating BBQ chips with a glare set on his face. Shikamaru looked about ready to drop dead, but his posture was tense. He looked ready for a fight. Shikamaru style anyway.
"Ya'll? Please! Blondie and blushing girl over there look like they wouldn't hurt a fly. Panda buns maybe… Cross dresser might have some spunk. But Fat ass, Pale boy, and Pineapple head might as well be a bunch of kids." Temari stated casually.
"Tem… watch it. Choji hates to be called fat-"
"What'd you call me Pony tails?" Screamed an enraged Choji.
"Ass…" Sakura helplessly muttered.
"Troublesome… an angry Choji" groaned Shikamaru.
Emerald eyes looked behind her to se an irate Choji. His chips were long forgotten on the floor. His body did that weird transformation thing. All his fat turned in muscle, making him look toned and lean.
Her eyes glanced over to an equally enraged Tenten. She looked downright insulted and ready to commit murder. Ino too, looked insulted. Hinata looked a very rare angry.
Sakura forgot how much her friends hated being considered weak.
Damn… I sooo don't want to the principal's office yet…
You're telling me! I regret kicking Uchika's ass. My baby might not get here! Her inner screamed.
Sakura noticed Neji had moved to stand next to Naruto. Seems someone doesn't like being mistaken for 'Cross dresser'. The pinkette suppressed a smirk.
Sakura stood up and went right between her group of friends. Naruto and Gaara in the head. It was then she noticed someone missing.
"Where's Kan-"
"Watching over our territory with Maturi." Kiba explained without looking at her.
"We couldn't very well leave it unprotected, could we?" Temari asked. Sakura had s sneaking feeling they were talking about something more than the territory...
Nonetheless she nodded in understanding.
"Sak", Sakura looked to Gaara, "Tell blonde fox here to move from my bubble before I move him myself."
"Kura..." She looked to Naruto, "Tell emo Ronald McDonald to back off. This ain't his Suna territory."
Sakura froze and looked at both parties. The growing crowd looked at the pinkette expectantly.
What they had not expected was to see her shoulders long pale arms wrapped around her own body. Just one tear fell before another came.
Both parties instantly stopped glaring and focused on the petite woman.
"Sak!" Exclaimed Gaara and Temari
"Sakura?" questioned Choji, Neji, Shikamaru, and Shino.
"Sakura-chan!" asked Kiba and Naruto.
"Ugly?" inquired Sai
"Saku!" Ino, Hinata and Tenten exclaimed with worry lacing every letter.
The beautiful woman fell to her knees clutching her stomach. Soon noises started to come from her mouth.
Both groups expected hoarse sobs and chokes.
Instead their ears were met with loud howling of... Laughter
Everyone blinked.
'She was laughing?' They all thought qith looks of incredulity,
"Emo..." Sakura rasped. Everyone leaned in, "Emo..." They all leaned in a little further.
.
..
...
"EMO RONACLD McDONALD!" She bellowed in a mocking manner.
Everyone (including the cools school guys) anime sweat dropped and anime style fell over.
"THAT'S IT!" They all screamed.
The pink haired woman looked up innocently and shrugged her shoulders as if to say 'What were you expecting?'
"It got you to stop glaring at each other didn't it?" She asked casually while inspecting her nails. She had chipped one when fighting the Uchiha.
The eleven students looked at each other before laughing at themselves.
That bastard made us chip a nail! Sakura's inner screeched in her mind.
Calm your inner tata's. We'll just borrow Ino''s filer. I'm sure she has one. The outer reasoned.
She felt her inner nod in accpetance.
While all this was happening, the crowd had parted to let Tsunade, Iruke-sensei, Kakashi-sensei, and Asuma-sensei through. Once they caught sight of a laughing group of students. A girl with pink hair with dried up tears, red eyes, and a messy uniform on the floor, a gawking crowd, and a no longer choking Uchiha on the floor rubbing his neck and being cooed on by his fan girls.
They assumed the worse.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" Tsunade yelled.
Everyone who hadn't noticed their presence jumped out of their skin.
The fan girls being the wicked tiches they were alll pointed to just the girl on the floor.
Sakura Haruno.
Who was pointing to the Uchiha and his fan girls.
"My friends and I were just peacefully eating lucnh when my other friend told me that someone was looking for me. I came down and found Uchiha-san glaring at me and threatening me becasue I took his tomato onigiri..." Sakura stopped for a pause and started to hug herself.
All her friends gawked at her. The crowds jaw dropped as they watched fake tears stream down her face.
'She's going to play the guilt card!' Was their simoultaneous thought.
"Before he could do anything though, his fan girls started to bother and prode me..."
Tsunade looked hesitant remembering what she said that morning. 'This girl really doesn't pick fights! They come to her because she doesn't know anything!'
Kakashi was smirking behind his mask and shaking his head.
'The little vixen of a neice. This is how she gets her way! Damn.'
"I didn't know the... onigiri belonged to Uchiha-san..."
Karin and Ami spoke up then. "That lying whore!" evryone looked at them. "She is lying! Sure we like harrased her. But that's 'cause she like was disrespectful!"
"Yah!" Ami said, "She even kicked our asses! And then she fought with Uchiha-sama!"
"No! He said, and I quote, 'Pinky, I really want to fight you now.'" Ino explained grinning.
Tenten joined, "Yeh and that was after he said 'Listen pinky, don't make me kick your ass. I have nothing against showing a woman her place.'! Sakura hates sexist comments! Of course she'd feel insulted.
Tsunade rubbed her temples. She turned and faced the crowd, "Is it true Uchiha-san and his company picked the fight first?" The crowd nodded warily and some said a guiet 'yes ma'am...'
"Is it also true that Haruno-san retaliated?" again some hesitant nods.
"Both of you to my office then." Sakura glared at the ground she dried her fake tears with Hinata's handkerchief. Sasuke glared at Sakura and dragged himself up.
In her Office.
"Ok, So Mister Uchiha. Do you know the background behind Miss Haruno Sakura over there?" She gestured toward the pinkette next to him. He shook his head 'no'.
Tsunade sighed, "Of course not." She grabbed some sake from her desk and her profile, "Miss Haruno is very... special."
Sasuke rose an eyebrow, "Hn?"
Tsunade grinned along with Sakura, "She is- no wait was President of the No Sexism Club. Since middle school so that's what... 5 years? Do you know what they taught in that club?"
She didn't give him a chance to speak, "Self-defense towards violent men." His eyes widened a mili-meter, "Ways to stand up to sexist bastards. Womans right. Confidence classes. etc. It would be very hard to punish her considering she has a license to protect herself from abusive men. Meaning, she could charge you for your sexists acts agaisnt her. And I doubt you would be able to do the same since you are the instigator..."
Sakura smirked malicously. Take that bastard!
"Did you just realzie this?..."
"...Yes. While you were 'fighting'. I had decided to look at her profile. Along with that, she has a black belt in most forms of martial arts... And was the vice-president of the Male boxing club..." She looked to Sakura, "Why not president?"
Her eyes widened, "I had to many AP course and I was in charge of one club already. I didn't want to be in charge of two." She explained casually.
Tsunade shook her head, "And to add to that her cousin's are the Subaako sibling correct?" If Sasuke wasn't an Uchiha, he would have choked on his spit. That's who those guys were! I thought two of them looked familiar.
Sakura's grinned couldn't get any wider. The Subaako's siblings were the children of the Kazekage. They were the reason Sakura hardly got in trouble when she was younger. That didn't work when she grew up but the fact that she had the "No sexism club president" title hanging over her head. She was safe from being sued from men. And 98% of the time the pther party started the fight so she was scott free. PLus she was the top student in Suna Academy with tutalge under Chiyo-sama sooo... you know how it is.
"So you see where the problem is? She will be punished for retaliating agaisnt those girls but you however cannot press charges. And you ststus as an Uchiha will not help you. Miss Haruno's club was made exactly for girlss who were always assulted, harrased and mistreated by famous or popular male students. So your punishment will have to be decided by her."
Sasuke paled. He looked at the grinning woman, "What is the punishment for his fan girls?"
Tsunade rose an eyebrow, "Detention for three weeks. two of those days they will clean the school..."
"Then he will do the same. on the same days as his fan girls, that is." If Sakura hadn't had the whole sexist and license to attack her attackers Sasuke would have jumped up to strangle the girl. And he knew she knew it from the gleam in her eyes.
"Sakura were you planning to join any active clubs?"
Her face brightened, "Yes! I was looking to join either your tai jutsu, karate, judo, taiquando, kendo, track, soccer, Tennis, boxing, or basketball club!"
Tsunade smirked evily, "Well then, your punishment is that you are not allowed to join any atheletic club. At. All. Meaning home ec, japanesse tea ceremony, band, science, Ninja history, or student counsel is open to you. There are more un-athletic club are free but I'm to tired to state them."
When Tsunade looked to the pinkette, She held her breath. Sakura looked like a lost little girl who was rejected of a guilty pleasure. Tsunade wanted to take it back instantly but that would be unfair. And she was all about fairness.
Sasuke however wanted to kick himself. He looked at the pinkette when her face had fallen and he had wanted to go and comfort her. Kiss her forehead and make it all-
'Where the hell did that thought come from!' He mentally shook himself and faced Tsunade. Waiting for her to finish.
"Now before you all go on with your day, I want you to look at each other." The two begrugingly did so.
"Now repeat after me." They both looked at her suspicously. "Go on!"
"I..."
"I..." they both repeated.
"Am..."
"Am...?"
"Sorry." Tsunade grinned.
"Sor-" Sakura stoped.
"Sorry...!" Sasuke's eyes widened.
Sakura grinned, "SInce you were so sincere with that apology. You're forgiven Uchiha."
Sasuke glared at her nd looked at Tsunade for help.
"You too Miss Sakura." If looks could kill, Tsunade's door would have exploded into a million pieces.
"I amsorry."
"What was that?" Sasuke mocked.
"I am sorry." She whispered.
Sasuke leaned in, "Excuse me?"
"I am bloody sorry!"
Sasuke smirked and nodded. Tsunade waved them out of her office and they immediately ran out.
'Those two would make a surprisingly cute couple...' Tsunaade mused. She shook her head at the obscene thought and poured herself another drink.
Yeah right.
A/N
Sorry for the late update. Just gonna make this quick. Sorry for any mistakes! I'm to tired to check. How'd you like it? Well reveiw. The more I get the faster I will type.
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Ja ne!
~Sakura'sGhettoInner out!