Gathering human data
Explorer's log, Earth date 13th of May 2011
Sixth entry
Subject: 'Down there'
My host keeps thinking about Christian Grey in relation to an area of her body known only as 'down there.' I'm having trouble finding out where 'down there' is as even Ana herself seems not to know its exact location.
Ana's 'Subconscious' and 'Inner Goddess' were of no help in this regard. When I asked, the former pursed her lips in disapproval and the latter kept bouncing up and down like a small child waiting for ice cream.* Since the 'Inner Goddess' seems to be in favour of sex at all times and the 'Subconscious' usually frowns upon the very thought, I have deduced that 'down there' must refer to one or more of my host's sexual organs.
Since Ana has neither had an orgasm nor touched herself intimately, I fear that the search for this elusive 'down there' place may turn out to be a lengthy one.
*Now that I've spent more time on this planet and know that most (but not all) tiny people are in reality the offspring of humans a.k.a. children, the behaviour of the 'Inner Goddess' seems extremely iffy to me.