Gathering human data
Explorer's log, Earth date 14th of May 2011
Seventh entry
Subject: Second encounter with Christian Grey
Met my presumed (but as of yet unconfirmed) colleague again today. My host works in a hardware store and Christian Grey purchased some goods there.
Host opinion: Holy crap! He's so attractive.
Hmm. Personally, I find his vessel revolting and his behaviour disturbing. Until I am certain of his objective, I can only hope that his lack of professionalism doesn't end up endangering my mission.
Ana is convinced that Grey has no interest in her. Since I've rooted around in what passes for my host's brains a little bit in the past week, I am inclined to come to the exact opposite conclusion. I believe that the alien undoubtedly inhabiting Christian Grey may be courting my host. Either that or he plans to murder her. Both options should provide useful research material.