Gathering human data
Explorer's log, Earth date 16th of May 2011
Ninth entry
Subject: More non-history
This time around, I decided to read a book myself instead of exploring the cavernous expanse that passes for my host's brain. All Ana does is read and understand nothing
I picked a hugely popular book. So far, the main character, Isabella Swan, strikes me as a joyless, spineless specimen. She reminds me of someone…