Gathering human data
Explorer's log, Earth date 23rd of May 2011
Fourteenth entry
Subject: Assimilation successful
I have officially taken over Ana's body. Ana is now a mere third voice in my head.
In an effort to finally start my mission in earnest, I sent Grey an email that in essence told him to fuck off. He responded by breaking into the apartment I share with Kate.
Our conversation verbatim:
'This is so cool. So, I say no and then you do it anyway? I didn't think people were allowed to do that. Let me try. Wait, you didn't do hearts and flowers, right? Well, now you do. Because I said so! How am I doing?'
'Ana, I can't…'
'Don't care. Holy crap, I'm good at this. Let's have some more of your supposedly weird sex. Do the thing where you ignore my discomfort. And make it super quick. Ha! Like I have to tell you.'