Gathering human data
Explorer's log, Earth date 29th of May 2011
Fifteenth entry
Subject: Meeting the in-laws
Since I cannot get rid of Grey, I have decided to work around him as much as possible. Though I have to admit that his erratic behaviour and Ana's internal reactions to it are becoming far more interesting than my actual mission.
'He tried to finger me while we were having dinner with his family,' I confided in Kate. She spit out her drink.
'He… what?'
'Under the table, you know. I mean, you and Elliot must have been engaged in similar behaviour,' I suggested. By the way Kate stared at me, I deduced that they were not. Christian told me that what he did is normal procedure when first meeting your future in-laws. Apparently, he has – yet again – lied to me. My vessel would undoubtedly have believed him. Oh, Ana thought something. I will record her thoughts here:
Poor Kate. Elliot must not be serious about her. Well, how can he? She enjoys sex.
I am really starting to appreciate how unintentionally hilarious she is.