Gathering human data
Explorer's log, Earth date 5th of June 2011
Eighteenth entry
Subject: Kill the Precedent
After contacting higher command for much needed further instructions, it became clear – after some initial confusion - that the missive I received previously was not a mission directive. It was a communication from Bob (my pet slug). I wish they'd stop letting him type. His spelling is the worst.
Bob's message was not 'kill the president,' but 'kill the precedent.' Not that this made things any cleared until I remembered that Kill the Precedent is an Earth band Bob likes. Bob has since informed me that he would be very grateful if I secured an autograph from Twig the Exfoliator. That is the singer. I will see what I can do, though it irks me that Bob obviously has no regard for the important work I'm doing here.
Well, at least I appear to have finally succeeded in purging my vessel's life of Grey. I have given him duplicates of the gadgets he had gifted me so that I can take the originals home. In return, he made out a check for my vessel's car. Then we parted ways. Hopefully forever. If we ever meet again, it will be about a hundred reincarnations too soon.