After discovering that the text was from Barton saying that Natasha looks beautiful, we discussed her relationship with Clint for a while and how he keeps staring at her all the time. Me and Pepper were squealing about their relationship and drinking even more wine. I can't feel my feet. I have consumed an incredible amount of alcohol.
"OH MY GOD" You are so brilliant together!" Pepper screamed, causing me to wince.
Natasha put her fingers in her ears and said "Stop screaming, please."
"Sorry. Again." she said in a quieter tone. "But Maria," she said to me. "You agree with me right?"
"Oh totally! Of course!" Wow, I'm drunk. "You two are the best couple on the planet apart from me and Cap!" I just want to find him RIGHT NOW! Where the hell is he? Oh he's out clubbing. BOOOOOO!
"Maria, how much alcohol have you had to drink?"
I tried to make my self look innocent and said "A lil' bit, but you've had the same as me."
"I'm Russian." Natasha argued.
"Fair point." She is so intelligent.
"So, after you had your screaming rant at Tony and I had caught Clint staring twice, I-"
"My God!" I shouted. Definitely drunk. "He keeps getting distracted by you, doesn't he?" It was the truth. He can't stop staring at her. It's like he's obsessed.
"Apparently so." Pepper agreed with me. Of course she agreed with me.
"Back to my story! After that, we watched a couple of horror films until my body felt like it was going to die if it didn't do any exercise, so I said that we should spar."
"There sparring has too much sexual tension Pepper!" I said. It does though...it's the truth.
"It does not!"
"Shut up Nat. You know it does."
We continued arguing about this until she finally admitted that she nearly kissed him. Uh...their relationship is painful. But at least she admitted that she liked him. We continued talking about their relationship, until me and Steve came up in the conversation at about half past twelve. The boys weren't back, but I liked talking about Steve.
"So.." Pepper said, slurring her words, sounding nearly as drunk as me lying upside down on the sofa. "Why don't you just, you know, get with him?"
"I cannot 'get with' him. No matter how much I want to kiss him and rip his shirt off and touch him and-"
"WOAH!" Natasha interjected. "Too much information." She was drunk like us now. This is fun! Russian's may be good at drinking, but not after twice the amount that I've had.
"But what's the reason?" Pepper whined, hitting her hands against the sofa.
"Imagine if I told Fury? He would fire me before I even finish my sete...sen.." Uh, why can't I say that. "Sentence. YES!" I shouted, putting my hands in the air. I was sitting on the table and Natasha was sitting on the chair.
"So.." she said, manoeuvring herself to face me. Oooh. Manoeuvring. Big word. "Keep it as your little secret together." she whispered smiling. I giggled at the thought of me and Steve having a secret relationship. That would be nice.
"We can't be together. Fury has eyes everywhere." I said, bringing my hands up to my face and making binoculars around my eyes.
"Just keep it in mind. Hey! Lets do makeovers!" Pepper suggested.
"Why?" Natasha complained.
"Come on. It'll be fun." I said.
"Tash, it's two against three here." Pepper said.
"Okay." she compiled and came to sit with us.
After Pepper got the kit, she decided to do me and Natasha first.
"Close your eyes." she said. I think she was multitasking because I could hear Pepper powder Natasha's face with a make-up, but someone was brushing my hair.
I felt something damp touch my forehead. "Pepper, what are you doing?" I asked suspicious.
"Oh nothing. Just a new liquid foundation." she replied. She continued to do mine and Natasha's make-up until she announced "Done!"
I opened my eyes and looked over at Natasha. We both started laughing and I think she snorted at one point.
"Oh my gosh. That's hilarious!" I said through breaths.
"Okay...what do I look like?" Natasha asked suspiciously, with pouted lips, attempting to look annoyed.
"No one is allowed to see the finished result yet. Lets dance first." Pepper said getting up, but then instantly fell into a chair when some music came on. Natasha was lying across a chair and I'm pretty sure Pepper was asleep.
I found the strength to pull myself up and stand onto the sofa after taking off my shoes. I think I was dancing? I was sort of swaying a bit. Is this dancing?
Suddenly, the lift doors opened and Stark stumbled in. Cap was lurking in the back of the lift. God, he is gorgeous isn't he? I mean he is! He really is gorgeous. All muscles and opening doors for people and saying ma'am and-
"Clint!" Natasha shouted from behind me and attempted to get out of her chair, but just sort of rolled onto the floor instead. He went over quickly, awwww, and she started talking about how he needed her. They are soooo cute. She didn't even know she had 'I love Hawk'. Hahaha. I laughed in my mind.
She was searching for Pepper whilst I continued to dance on the couch. I noticed Steve's eyes widen. He was staring at the short length of my dress. I just continued to dance, quite sexily at that trying to keep his attention on me. Then I saw Tony trying to wake up Pepper.
"PEPPER!" Natasha shouted. She woke up and started giggling at her. Natasha looked confused, so I said "You look so stupid, Natasha." referring to her forehead.
"Says you! Have you seen her forehead" she said to me. Wait...what is she talking about? What did Pepper do to me?
"What?" I asked and tried to step of the couch, but I forgot that couches are raised off the ground. I fell into none other than the arms of Captain America.
He pulled me up to a standing position and I admired how blue his eyes were. Like they are seriously blue. Like the sea or the sky. Peaceful. How come they're peaceful? My hands were still around his neck, which was the only support keeping me up.
"Are you okay?" he asked me. The frown pressing down on his forehead made him look so adorable.
"You're such a gentleman." I said stroking the hairs on the back of his head. I could even feel the pupils dilate in my own eyes as I stood there in his arms. I don't even care about the others anymore.
I yanked his head forward and smashing my lips against his. I could taste the alcohol against his lips, but I knew that his super soldier serum stopped him from getting drunk. I pushed him against the wall and he impact made him jump slightly. It took him a second to realise what I was doing and then he started to kiss me back, putting his hands on my waist. Nothing else matters anymore. Nothing apart from him.
I pushed my tongue into his mouth as he was trying to figure out where to put his hands, which almost made me laugh. He is so adorable. His tongue wrapped around mine, making me feel alive and full of energy causing my body to shiver.
I jumped up, wrapping my legs around his waist, leaving him no choice but to grab my thighs to keep me held up. Not such a bad position. I was completely oblivious to the fact that the others were still in the room until I heard someone call "Maria?", but it was distant and I didn't care.
I moaned as his grip on my thighs tightened and my hands travelled down his chest.
"MARIA!" someone shouted and I finally pulled away from Captain. I looked into his eyes, which showed his dilated pupils. I turned my head round to Pepper, but didn't move off of Steve's lap. The heat from his hands burning my skin.
"Let the poor soldier go." Pepper said.
"Right." I said simply, turning back to Steve. "I'll see you tomorrow." I said seductively and kissed him on the lips slowly for one last time. He was kissing me back, which felt incredible, but I knew that was all he could take for one night. I pulled away and scurried back to my room, leaving him stunned on the wall of the living room.
I heard Natasha say something to Steve, but I ignored it and unlocked my door. Waiting for me next to my bed was a glass of water. "Thanks dad." I shouted to JARVIS whilst taking a sip of the water. It tasted weird with the alcohol I had still in my mouth.
"You're welcome, Miss Hill." JARVIS replied. How did he get it in here?
I reached down to...wait where are my shoes? Uh...I don't know.
I slumped down on the bed and - oh my god...this is comfortable was my last thought before I drifted into a deep sleep.
I thought this would be funny. If you want to find out what happened after Maria left the room then read chapter 18 of Clintasha. Please review x