Selina watches the man in a black suite with royal blue tie come into her room holding a tray filled with colorful food just for her.
"Wife?" Selina asked. "I'm a wife?"
"Of course you are darling, don't you remember?" Bruce asked.
"No, I don't…" Selina says as she looks up to Bruce with her big green ruby like gems. "But you look familiar to me."
"Well if you get that feeling then it must be true!" Bruce says with a smile on his face. He then sets the tray in front of her. Saline looks down at the food but she doesn't touch it or anything. Bruce was going to say something but Tim and Dick came into the room with faked worried faces on.
"MOMMY! Tim shouted before jumping on the bed then hugging the woman after he pushed the tray of food to the ground, much to Bruce's anger. "We were so worried about you after that man-HIT YOU WITH HIS CAR!" Bruce interrupted his son. Selina gently hugs Tim before asking:
"I'm your real mother?" She asked.
"Of course you are!" Tim says. "Don't you remember me?"
"I…I'm sorry son I don't even remember my own name." Selina says.
"Oh well that's too bad!" Dick says. "Come on Tim, we better leave mom alone with dad to rest!" Dick says right before he leaves the room with his little brother with him. Brice sighs before following the boys out the room, once they were out Bruce smacked Tim over the head.
"Ow! What was that for Daddy warbucks!?" Tim asked.
"I told you do not bring up any events dealing with cat woman alright, Selina got into a car accident and a pipe pierced her chest! That is the story! Not that she got shot by psychopathic clown." Bruce shouted at the two.
"Is there anything else you want Daddy warbucks because I feel that we should tell her the truth." Dick asked.
"Yea, don't call me daddy warbucks and I will tell Selina soon I just want her to rest a bit before getting her memories back." Bruce says.
"Are you sure?" Tim asked.
"I am positive!" Bruce lied.
"Okay, Alfred says dinner will be ready in 15 minutes." Dick says before walking away with Tim behind him. Bruce sighs before going back into the room where Selina was looking through Bruce's chore. She picks one up then puts it to her nose and takes a sniff, inhaling his scent. She then begins to rub his shirt against her cheek, trying to put his scent on her body. Bruce was turned on by this a little.
"Selina?" Bruce spoke, making Selina jump a little from where she stood.
"I-I wasn-I…uh…" Selina says with a small blush on her face then looks down to the ground, not wanting to make eye contact with him. Bruce lost it before he rushed over to her and kissed her lips. Selina couldn't help but to kiss back but was stopped when Bruce gently pulls her off him.
"Uh…Selina…since your dinner on the floor why don't you come eat with us-I mean your family down stairs." Bruce says.
"Oh…okay." She says with a small blush across her face. Bruce lets her go then fixes his suite before heading out. He makes his way down stairs all the way to the dinner table where Tim and Dick were already sit and waiting for him. Bruce takes his seat at the head of the table. Tim was stuffing his face with the food Alfred had made.
"If there is one thing I miss when in college its Alfred food!" Dick say as he digs in.
"Yea and star fire pussy." Tim says, making Bruce cough up his water then, in a pity of fatherly rage, nearly punched Tim out but the boy dodge his attacked only to get punched in the arm by Tim.
"If you need to know Starfire and I are threw, I got tired of only being friends with benefits." Tim says.
"Are you two on good terms?" Bruce asked.
"Yea, no fighting I promise." Tim says right before he goes back to eating his dinner.
"Bruce!" Dick says.
"Yes Dick?" Bruce answers.
"What are friends with benefits?" The young boy asked, Bruce looks away from him because he could not answer that question. Dick was going to ask again but was stopped when he saw Selina came into the room wearing a long sleeve black dress that went to her knees and it was tight on her. Bruce looked at the boys with a death glare before grabbing the two then leading them out the room, away from Selina.
"What the hell is she wearing!?" Bruce asked them.
"A dress that catwoman would wear." Tim answered.
"I asked you to buy her some high class clothes." Bruce says.
"We tried and then we thought, its Selina, she would love something sexy and tight to wear!" Dick says.
"Dick how old are you again?" Bruce asked.
"12 years old." Dick responded.
"Now start acting like a 12 year old." Bruce ordered before walking back into the room. Selina was eating her food minding her own business when Bruce and the two boys took their seats. Selina looks up to them and smiled.
"So, now that my family is here why don't you tell me a little bit about myself?" Selina asked.
"You were an evilmanipitivethievingheartbreakingbabymakingslut." Tim mumbled. Bruce smacked the boy head.
"What?" Selina asked, not hearing what Tim had said.
"He said you were born in Idaho, on a farm!" Dick said, making Bruce look at him weird.
"Yea a farm that raised chickens!" Tim says, Bruce sighs before taking the boys out of the room again.
"IDAHO!?" Bruce shouted.
"Hey, it's a nice place to live, I think." Tim says.
"She lived on a farm in Idaho, do you know if Idaho has farms?" Bruce asked.
"We live in America, every state has a farm!" Tim shouted back.
"How do know that, for all we know Idaho could have been the only place in America without a farm?" Dick says.
"Name me one state in America that does not have a farm in it?" Tim asked his younger adoptive brother.
"I don't fucking know, England!?" Dick says, making Bruce face palm.
"Dick, what's 9 + 10?" Tim asked.
"21." Dick responded, making Tim roll his eyes.
"The next generation is doomed." Bruce says.
Kikkie: chapter is done! Thank you for reading and please review!