"MMMM what is this!?" Selina asked Alfred as she stuffs her face with some sort of fish sauce dip that Alfred had made for Bruce's coming out news party. It has been 3 months since Selina had moved into the Wayans home and so far everything was fine expect for the fact that she hasn't recovered any lost memory but that didn't bother anyone in the house, Bruce especially! He had been enjoying coming home to Selina so much that he even went out and bout her a wedding ring to make their fake marriage believable, much to the boys annoyance. Right now Selina was nippaling on a few crackers and dip till the party with Bruce's guest.

"So my lady, what are you going to wear for tonight?" Alfred asked the raven haired woman.

"The I love pink cotton ball ninja shirt Tim got me last week when the four of us when to Gotham amusement park." Selina says with a huge smile on her face.

"Funny my lady but seriously what are you going to wear?" Alfred asked.

"I told you, the shirt. This is just going to be a normal party…right?" Selina asked the butler standing in front of her. Alfred stops what he was doing and looks at her weird.

(Batman, Robin and Nightwing)

Our three heroes were riling up some of Jokers henchmen into a police tank like van that was going to go to Arkham. Tim yawned when the last guy was stuffed in a police officer Batman received a call from Oracle (AKA Barbara Gordon).

"Yes Oracle?" Batman asked.

"Alfred told me to tell you that Selina has nothing to wear for the party tonight." Oracle says.

"And?" Batman asked.

"She left the mansion." Oracle said, making Batman eyes widen in fear before dashing away into the dark redish sky of Gotham. The two boys looked at each other than shrugged their shoulders.

(Selina)

"Oh this dress is so cute!" Selina says to the sells woman in front of her that was holding a dark purple with golden gem stones lined around the neck part of the mini long sleeve dress.

"Anything else miss? Some shoes or jewelry to go with the dress?" The sales woman asked, she did not look happy to see Selina, in fact she wanted the woman out of her house because she thought she was a thief the way she was dressed, a white polo shirt with a small red stain on the side of it and black short shorts.

"Oh no, I think I can manage with what I have at home, I don't want to use all my husband money without his permission." Selina says.

"I see, how would you like to pay for it?" The lady asked.

"Oh, card!" Selina says right before she goes digging into her pockets then pulls out Bruce's platinum card that Alfred gave to her to shop. When she gave it to the cashier the lady looks at the card then looks up at Selina then the card.

"Excuse me miss I need to make a phone call." The lady says. She then calls the number on the card which directly went to Bruce Wayan, who at the moment was getting out of his Batman armor. His cell rung loud anough for the whole neiberhood that he was in to hear it. He picks up his phone then answers it:

"Hello?" He says.

"Yes, Is this Mr. Wayan?" The lady asked.

"Yes." Bruce answered.

"Well this trashy woman came into the store with your card sir and she saying she's your wife, shall I call the police?" She asked.

"Woman, does she have black hair and green eyes?"

"Yes, how did you know?"

"Because that's IS my wife, where is she?"

"Oh dear, she in the Overboard sea cocktail dress store on marvel AV." The lady says.

"Give her the dress or whatever she wants and if you call her trashy again I will make sure that store never gets another rich bitch client again. Now go pamper and shower ass with pretty shit till I get there." Bruce warned before he hung up on her. The sales lady whimpered before running back to Selina with a big fake worried smile on her face.

"Miss!" She says. "I completely forgot to tell you that we are having a sell on earrings and shoes, buy one pair of shoes and get the earings for free!" The lady says.

"I don't know…It's not my money…" Selina says as she thinks.

"Oh, well even throw in a shawl for free!" The lady says.

"Well…I did see a nice pair of shoes while searching for that dress." Selina says.

"Perfect, let's go see those shoes shall we!" The lady says, Selina nods her head before heading to the shoes she saw earlier.

(In the alley near the overboard sea cocktail dress store.)

"Awwww red, Mister J not going to be happy when he finds out I screwed up again!" Harley says.

"How is there stupidity your screw up?" Poison Ivy says. "In fact, you should tell him that it was not your fault at all!"

"I can't saw that to-HEYYYY wait a minute, is that Catwoman?" Harley asked Ivy. The red haired woman looks over her shoulder to see and saw Selina walking out of the clothe store with huge red paper bags.

"That is Selina, I was wondering why I haven't heard about a robbery in a while." Ivy says.

"Gee, I thought she was dead." Harley says.

"Why do you say that?" Ivy asked.

"Because Mister J shot her and I helped." She says, making Ivy face palm herself.

"How are we supposed to keep a good alliance with her if you keep good relationship with her if you keep trying to kill her!?" Ivy asked, she then grabs Harley shoulder and drags her straight to Selina, Ivy then taps Selina shoulder. The black haired woman looks at her then her eyes widen.

"Gr-gr-green…" Selina says.

"Yes I am green Selina what else is new?" Ivy says. "Anyway Harley has come here to apologies to you."

"Apologies?" Selina asked.

"Yes, Selina are you okay?" Ivy asked.

"I don't know you…or do I?" Selina asked.

"Course ya do kitty!" Harley says but Selina did not answer, at the moment she was terrified at the two people standing in front of her, one who was green skin and the other who looked like an exotic clown.

"I-I-I better be going home now my husband is throwing a party, it was nice to meeting you two." Selina says as she turns her body to leave but was stopped when a green hand grabbed onto her arm and stopped her. She looks at the person and saw Ivy holding on to her with a death grip.

"Husband?" She asked. "You don't have a husband!"

"Yes I do and I think he may want me back home now so please let me go." Selina begged but the woman did not let go.

"Selina…I think you should come with me." Ivy says, Harley looks into her bags and saw expensive clothes and jewelry.

"Hey, whoever she shacked up with must really be rich!" Harley says before she yanks the bags out of her hands then looks through them. Selina gets out of Ivy grip then grabs the bags from Harley before sprinting away from the two woman.

"SELINA!" Ivy before summoning a giant plant from the ground then uses it to chase Selina and Harley running on her own two feet. The two chased after Selina for two blocks till she tripped over a branched that was summoned by Ivy. She fell face first with her jewels and other stuff falling everywhere. When she rose from the ground she had broken her noise because it was bended all to the left. At that time Ivy and Harley had catched up with her.

"Selina, I'm sorry but I think you need to come with me!" Ivy says but was stopped when a gas bomb hit her face, stunning the red haired woman.

"RED!" Harley shouted but was then kicked in the face by nightwing. "BRAT!" Harley shouted before pulling out her clown sledge fun hammer then swung at the man, who dodged her attacks easily. Ivy was busy fighting the boy wonder known as Robin.

"Selina!" a man voice shouted. Selina looks in that direction and saw Bruce running towards her, when he near he grabbed her body then takes her away from the two sirens. "Oh my god, are you okay?" He asked her as he examined her noise.

"I smell blood." Selina says. "I'm so sorry Bruce. I know I shouldn't have left the house."

"It's okay Selina, let's get you to the hospital." Bruce tells her. The raven haired woman nods her head as Bruce takes her to his limo. Once they were inside Bruce ordered the driver to drive to the hospital. When Bruce got to the hospital and Selina was getting her noise fixed Bruce was watching the news and say that Harley and poison Ivy was defeated and was being taken to Arkham asylum. The news reporters continue their watch on the two till they met with their new therapist. A tall Caucasian woman with blue eyes and brown hair. She was wearing a lab coat when the reporter interviewed her:

"Hello doctor, I recently was informed that you will be these two new therapist, how does it make you feel to be treating two of the most violent criminals of the city?" The reporter asked.

"Well…" The woman started. "In my experience I have learned that there is no real bad in this world or real good, these two just need to see the good in themselves in order to balance the bad in their hearts. Do not worry Gothom for I will find the good in their hearts." The lady says before leaving the view of the camera.

"Well there you have it from Arkham its self! Goodnight!" the reporter said before being cut off. Bruce turns off the TV then calls Alfred to see if the boys got home and to see how the party was going without him.

(Arkham)

In a dark cold metal was Harley. She was wearing a white straightjacket and her hair was lose. The doctor from the television was sitting in front of her.

"Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel AKA Harley Quinn, the lover and partner in crime of the Joker." The woman spoke, making Harley smile.

"That's right tots!" Harley says.

"Tell me Harley, how does that make you feel?" The doctor asked.

"Makes me feel proud knowing that mister J loves me back!" Harley said.

"But I did ask if he loved you, I asked if you were proud with the title you had over your head."

"Oh, I'm proud of that too!"

"Are you really?" the woman asked. "Are you proud to be victim of abuse and pain, something you once wanted to end in your family?"

"Well things are different now?"

"How so? Answer me this Harley, how many times have you helped the Joker escape his cage?"

"I donna, 30 at most."

"And how many times has he saved you?" The doctor asked, Harley opened her mouth to answer but no words came out. She then looks down to her feet.

"Mister J…loves me…" She asked.

"No he doesn't, he thinks you're worthless and a waist of air." The doctor says before rising from her seat then walking over to Harley. "But don't worry, I will fix you." She said before raising her hand to Harley face with her finger nails glowing a light blue color.

"Wait!?" Harley shouted as she felt something leave her mind. "WAIT! STOP! MISTER J HELP ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Kikkie: Thank you for reading this chapter! Next chapter may have lemon in it so be warned. Also I apologies when it comes to Tim and Dick, they are look alike to me (black hair, share the robin name, both are adopted and they both love and care for Bruce in a son way.) So I apologies if I get them confused also I suck at accents but I will try to give Harley her New York accent in this as best as I can. Thank you for reading and reviewing!