At the Oval Office, Percival showed Kazuto & Yagi in. The woman barked, "Hey! I said that they are kicked out of the office."

Percival whispered to Yagi, "Watch this…"

He said to the President, "Papa Bear, Mr. President, while I was rechecking these two, I found two identical people like them. They said that they were the real translators for the president. So, I sent the imposters out."

Nixon asked, "Did you use the Rusty Metal?"

Percival bowed and said, "That I did… Regulation orders, sir."

Kazuto said, "Percival knows how to roll them."

Nixon smiled and said, "Good! GOOD! You have done well for your mission, Agent Bird."

Yagi replied, "Say, Mr. President. I gotta ask you…"

Nixon barked, "Not now! I am in the middle of a negotiation. And it's this whiny little brat."

Mayura huffed, "HMPH!"

Nixon's Head said to Yagi, "You two. Please translate to what she is saying…"

Mayura said, "I don't even have an accent!"

Kazuto asked, "May I have a moment with this potentate?"

The woman said, "Permission granted."

Yagi asked Mayura, "So, you're Ichikawa?"

Mayura corrected, "Governor/Accountant Mayura Ichikawa, thank you very much!"

Kazuto asked, "Governor?"

Mayura said, "Yeah. There was a Minecraft World, far away, and I was named governor, over some guy named Steve. Didn't you guys read the papers?"

Kazuto said, "Just the Want Ads, the Funnies, and the Sports."

Yagi said, "And the horoscope, also. But not the obituaries."

Mayura said, "It's a new land that was founded, long ago, in the PC County in Silicon Valley. Something about blocks and all that stuff. And its creatures… HO, BOY! They have a whole mess of evil! I freaked out over Creepers… until they exploded on contact and killed me. Thank god for respawning."

Yagi asked, "You and this Steve fellow faced each other in a battle?"

Mayura said, "Well, yes… Steve had a 52-48 lead in the polls… but I won, due the being the Popular Vote!"

Kazuto asked, "Since when did you know about politics?"

Mayura smiled, "From Hot Percival…"

Percival shuddered, "Liar…"

Yagi said, "Interesting… What is this Hot Percival?"

Mayura said, "Percival Gaynes is my hot idol… and my ex-boyfriend. Of course, we never dated, but we had so much in common. I call him Hot Percival, since he's hot, studly, sexy, and a… OH! Sploosh! Every time I see his face, he's so dreamy."

Yagi groaned, "Yeah… Keep dreaming."

Percival whispered, "Nailed it!"

Kazuto asked her, "So… Why did you learn politics from Hot Percival?"

Mayura responded, "Bullshit! Hot Percival is the reason I went into being Governor/Accountant! Besides, my credentials in Miyagami Academy tell all. I'm a Treasurer, throughout 9th grade to Senior Year."

Yagi replied, "And this was before you meet your idol?"

Mayura said, "No. I met him, during my Junior years, back when The Gang appeared in Miyagami City. Seina's the one with the boyfriend troubles, by the way. She broke up with Steven Cooke, after an issue with a bet… Seina once dated Percival, beforehand, but she set him free."

Percival huffed, quietly, "It's not my fault that Farra was pleading me to not marry Seina. Seina told me that I deserve better… and Farra came to my life."

Kazuto replied, "It's too bad that Narue and I never had quarrels and fights… on certain occasions…"

Yagi said to him, "Maybe because you caught her in awkward moments."

Kazuto smiled, "Yep. And I still got the welts from her punches to the face, and a dropkick to my chest."

Yagi asked, "We heard rumors… Do you-?"

"Masturbate?" Mayura huffed, "Hell, no! I DON'T! Besides, I get called that, a lot…"

He asked, "You mean "Hot Percival Masturbator"?"

Mayura snarled, as she growled, "Grrrrrr…"

Yagi pleaded, "Now, calm down. There's no need to flip out. Just blame the one who said that line."

Mayura sobbed, "Well, I'm regretting it. It was me who said that I am not some sort of Hot Percival Masturbator and act like a prepubescent child! DON'T LOOK AT ME!"

Yagi controlled her and said, "Alright, alright. Stop crying. We're sorry."

She wiped her tears, as Kazuto snuffed, "It's no wonder you're still pathetic and single…"

Mayura said, "Well, I need to get to work. It's about Nixon's updated Economy Shield which will protect bizarre moments. I want to demolish it! Do you know how many millions it'll take to build it?"

Yagi said, "Between you and me, and the rest of the readers at home, we want to stop Nixon. But we'll be happy to help you out."

Kazuto replied, "And maybe he'll stop ripping on you for your weird blubbering voice."

Mayura said, "Okay, fine… But the President is the one that needs interpreting. I mean, the guy's a head in a jar, in case you didn't notice. If you don't mind…"

Yagi said to Nixon, "She's ready! Ready to interpret?"

Nixon laughed, "LET'S DO IT! AROOOOOO~!"

XXXXX

Mayura was in her seat, as she was holding a portfolio. She cleared her throat and said, "AHEM! Mr. President of Earth, fellow Earthlings, I come to warn you about a serious issue facing our country: the scourge of wasting money!"

Nixon said, "Ah, yes, the old fading economy business, dating back to Barack Obama's role in the White House…"

Mayura continued, "Many former high school treasurers, like myself, found ourselves in the endless cycle of spending and buying and selling, until we believed that there was no hope."

Nixon said, "I don't know what you're saying… Seriously, this jar is hard to hear, too… but you're doing a good job."

Mayura bellowed, "I ask you: How long can this epidemic continue?"

Nixon's Head asked, "What was that?"

Yagi said, "She said "How long can this epidemic continue?", sir."

Nixon asked, "Epidemic? WHAT Epidemic?"

Mayura said, "The epidemic of the economy… Spending lots of cash! By 2017, four out of five families will be bankrupt, and the impact on our nation's economy will be disastrous!"

Nixon asked, "What was that?"

Kazuto said, "Uh… She said… The epidemic of…"

Yagi said, "Surly listless teens."

Nixon's Head remarked, "Is that all? I blame the video games…"

Mayura barked, "What does that have to do with anything?"

Yagi said, "Sorry. He seemed confused. We'll try again."

Mayura said, "Okay. Once again, Mr. President… the impact of the Earth's economy cannot be overstated! I ask again: How long can this epidemic continue?"

Nixon smiled, "Great job. You, four-eyes! What did she say?"

Yagi said, "The epidemic. Something about money problems… blah, blah, blah… all that sort of rut."

Nixon's Head barked, "Is that all? Sounds like those touchy-feely tax-and-spend welfare programs!"

Kazuto said to Mayura, "He said, "Sounds like one of those-!"

Mayura shouted, "I heard what he said! Are you sure you're translating it right?"

Nixon asked, "What did she say?"

Kazuto barked, "Don't blame us… You're the one with the warped-up blubbering."

Percival whispered to Kazuto, "Try this, Iizuka… … … …"

Kazuto smiled, "Oh… Nice."

Yagi said, "Try it again from the top, Miss Governor."

Mayura barked, "Governor/Accountant! Anyway… As I was saying, again: How long can this epidemic continue?"

Nixon asked, "Come again?"

Kazuto pushed Yagi aside and said, "She said…"

He whispered into his tank. Nixon said, "OH! OOOOOH! I get it now!"

Mayura smiled, as she finally got him to understand. Except…

"I think maybe we can allow something called a Hot Percival Masturbator."

Mayura shrieked, "WHAAT?"

Percival laughed, "BOOM! Nailed it!"

He cleared his throat and said, "Sorry, ma'am. Past life sick humor."

Mayura seethed, "Are you mocking me? I do NOT masturbate! Also, that is sick, since public indecent exposure is against the law, anywhere! AND I HATE THAT NICKNAME!"

Nixon asked, "Come again?"

Yagi whispered to his tank, as Nixon's Head said, "Oh, okay. I know what you need…"

He spoke, "Come to Nixon's World! AROOOOO!"

Mayura shrieked, as she blushed in a beet red look, "NOOOO! Is the President flirting with me?"

Kazuto said, "You had to be a sick puppy…"

Mayura sobbed, "All the progress I made… and all the work I did. I was about to get a five-week pin! That or I think maybe a crafting table."

Yagi said, "I almost feel bad about this."

Kazuto replied, "I don't have a 100% conscience. What's your excuse?"

Mayura stood up and felt upset. She then asked, "Mister President… I'll cut down to the chase. STOP THAT ECONOMY SHIELD, AT ONCE! If you build it, everyone will go bankrupt, including your own petty needs! Think about it! NO toys, NO food, NO cars, NO clothing, and worst of all, NO fundings and charities!"

Kazuto said, "She says… You build the economy shield, everyone on Earth will lose ALL their money, including you!"

Yagi said, "And we mean it."

Nixon's Head gasped in horror, as Nixon's Head barked, "SAY! I'm beginning to think that you just wanted to stop me, like all the others! I think that you, Governor Ichikawa, is trying to take advantage of me! But rest assured, I will not be charmed by your petty sexual charm! The Economy Shield is called off, immediately!"

Yagi sighed in relief, "Phew!"

Kazuto smiled, "Another job well done…"

Percival smiled and said, "Mission complete."

Mayura smiled and cheered, "And that's another victory for democracy."

Nixon's Head asked, "What did she say?"

Mayura shouted, "THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT!"

The woman then said, "Uh, oh! Protect the President!"

Percival called, "Papa Bear, subdue her!"

Yagi then asked, "Should we tear up the plans for your Economy Shield?"

Kazuto said, "Nah, let's wait. I'd love to see Ichikawa blow up."

The woman then escorted Mayura out, as she was bawling in anger. She wanted Nixon's Head to claw on for the dirty remarks. She left, as Percival nodded to Yagi. She hid the plans to Kazuto and put them in the folder. Nixon said… as he was dejected, "I can't believe that all these times… even for a girl who plays with herself… can be so degrading… It's not like New New Jersey, anymore… I had bigger plans to achieve greatness. But when Spiro T. Agnew was vaporized, I was out of options."

Yagi then said, "That's nice, sir. Now, we ha-."

Nixon's Head barked, "NO! NO MORE! AROOOO! IT IS TIME! It is time for a change… I'm going to rule the Earth… in the Year 3014 A.D.!"

Percival asked, "Yeah, uh, how about we-?"

The head of the president barked, "I made good promises, but it is always bad for me! Maybe being the president isn't good enough for me, anymore! I blame AAW! I blame Steven Nevins! And I damned sure blame it on Black Dynamite!"

He roared, "Take me to my helicopter!"

Percival carried him and said, "Yes, sir."

Nixon said to Yagi and Iizuka, "You two! You're done in this office. As of now… You're fired! Because… I QUIT!"

Percival left with Nixon's Head, but he returned and gave the thumbs-up to the AAW Agents. Yagi said, "Well…"

Kazuto said, "I was hoping we'd arrest him…"

Yagi responded, "Looks like Kanaka will still have her favor to make, after all. I thought he'd resign, after blackmail, but never with depression, after being a head, since his death in 1994. Oh, well."

Yagi grabbed the Economy Shield documents and ripped it in half. She said in disgust, "Great. We succeeded in our mission, but it's so empty! How could this have happen?"

Kazuto said, "It almost makes it too easy for us."

The woman returned, as she grumbled, "I can't believe my suit is wet, from those endless tears… and the interrogation room is all soaked. It'll take days to rebuff the floors."

She then said, "I heard the news…"

Yagi explained, "President Nixon had anti-depressants, which depressed him!"

Kazuto gasped, "Yagi did it!"

The woman smirked and laughed evilly, "Heh, heh, heh, heh… You two really know when to ruin a perfectly good presidency. You see, I knew you were AAW. And I knew you'd try something."

Yagi screamed, "YOU DON'T GET IT! Nixon had a change of heart, all by himself!"

Kazuto yelled, "Yagi did it!"

The woman removed her shades and said, "Well, no matter. You two managed to off the president… The ratings to the last State of the Union address were even lower than reruns of "Allen Gregory" and "Axe Cop". I didn't expect to have the president be gone, so soon. But now that these idiots have forced me to use it…"

Yagi asked, "Uh… We can hear what you're saying…"

Kazuto asked, "What do you mean, exactly? We're standing right here."

Helen laughed and said, "You fools! You just let in my husband, Jake, the best United Leagues Leader in AU History, dating back to 1998 to 2004! He was the Father of our Alternate Universe. It's time for a leader they'll have to listen to!"

Kazuto asked, "Abe Lincoln?!"

Helen spoke on the headset and said, "Agents Jackson, Burr, N'deygayembe! We are moving the timeline forward. Commence phase two of the operation. I'll prepare the new candidate."

XXXXX

The phone rang in an office, as a man with short brown hair rushed to the phone. He called, in frantic voice, "HELLO? Hello! Jake Morgendorffer – Consultant! Anyone here? OH! Hi, honey! How are you?"

He gasped, "I what? President of Earth? Hot damn! I'm on my way!"

He hung up and cheered, "YEAH! President Jake of Earth is BACK!"

XXXXX

Yagi responded, as she was by the desk, "Not the reaction I would've expected from a secret service agent, discovering two people, over depressing one of the U.S. Presidents."

Helen returned, as she was adjusting her suit. Jake arrived, as she called, "Hi, honey!"

Jake cheered, as he was heading to the front yard, "Helen! Good to see you!"

Yagi gasped, "Blessed scuba-diving Buddha on a banana boat with cocktail onions and a map to the stars!"

Kazuto cheered, "YEAH!"

Yagi asked, "Helen Morgendorffer?!"

She growled, "OF COURSE! She knew that she wanted the head of Nixon to resign, so she could take it over! And she spent her sentence, from trying to kill her daughter, only for revenge!"

Jake called out, "People of Earth! Your beloved leader is back!"

Yagi groaned, "And what's more… We're screwed…"

Jake was on the podium, "My fellow Americans, as you know by now, your former president was struck in the heart, by two mysterious interpreters. But turn not to fear and despair. I have returned to guide us through this troubled time. A vote for me is a vote for Jake Morgendorffer."

Helen called out, "And a vote for Jakie is a vote for me, as well. I am his campaign manager and running mate, Helen Morgendorffer."

The phone rang, as Yagi answered it. It was from Kanaka. Kanaka barked, "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TWO DO?"

Yagi sobbed, "Nothing… That Hot Percival Masturbator was the one that did it, pleading to the president to-!"

Kanaka cried, "JESUS CHRIST! DO YOU REALIZE THAT THE BELOVED UNITED LEAGUES LEADER AND AN EX-CONVICT WILL WIN THE EMERGENCY ELECTION, UNOPPOSED?"

Yagi said, "Yeah… And we're screwed, since-. Wait… Emergency election?!"

Kanaka shouted, "SHUT UP! We're not licked yet. I'm calling an All-Points Emergency meeting to the Active Agents of AAW, including YOU TWO, into my office! We're taking down that lovable little assface monkey in the suit… and her husband!"

Yagi saluted, "Yes, ma'am! On the way!"

Kazuto asked, "Kanaka's pissed?"

Yagi nodded, "Noope… She is completely furious. She said that if Jake Morgendorffer wins this Emergency Election, then the nefarious forces that control over him will have unchecked power to destroy ALL the worlds and the entire free nation… and planet. Free Planet."

Kazuto said, "Free world. I hate it when they do that! So, the Adults will finally win?"

Yagi said, "No, Iizuka. Let's head back to HQ, post haste… before Kanaka blows her stack."

XXXXX

Kanaka shouted, in her office, as all of her agents present were in her office, "I DON'T BELIEVE IT! Of all the days you guys screw up a mission, it's A-Squad!"

Kazuto huffed, "Too late."

Carl said, as he was reading the newspaper, "Agents Yagi and Iizuka made a mess, did they?"

Yagi and Iizuka pouted, "We're sorry…"

Kanaka said, "I'm not mad at you guys. But it's this… This is how the plan goes. We have a new mission, which we have only one shot at it. Fat Man, you start spreading the word on your internet blog."

Carl saluted, "YEAH! TONIGHT!"

"Agents Hartwell and Thomas, grab as much plywood, red paint, white paint, blue paint, and nails, as you can."

Kirsten saluted, "Already on it, ma'am."

Kanaka turned to Freddie, "Mustache Man! You make with the fliers."

Freddie nodded, as Kanaka said to Yagi and Kazuto, "Hajime, Old Man, I need one of you to run against Jake Morgendorffer."

They gasped, "What?"

The other agents gasped, "WHAAAAAAT?!"

Harley shouted, "But Kanaka, they were responsible for running Nixon's Head's presidency!"

Kanaka said, "True, they succeeded in their mission, but we were surprised that the ex-con, Helen Barksdale, and her sudden plan to take over the world! So, I need one of them to face the evil Morgendorffer parents, including beloved United Leagues Leader, Jake Morgendorffer, in this emergency election. We're not using violence and negotiation, this time. This time, it's politics. Remember, the entire planet is counting on you."

Kazuto barked, "She answered the phone!"

Carl nodded, "Then, we have no choice…"

Kirsten said, "It's one shot… and we have to win this, or else… Life as we know it may cease to being."

Yagi then said, "Then, it's agreed. Fair's fair."

She said to Kazuto, "Iizuka, this is our new mission for AAW, in the history of the entire planet Earth: WE are going to stop Helen Barksdale and Jake Morgendorffer… and WE, Iizuka, are going to make you the NEXT President of Earth!"

Kazuto laughed, "YES!"