At Iizuka's Inauguration, he addressed to the people, "Everyone in the AUs, I stand here today, not as your ruler, but as a promised people person, in the name of justice!"

They all cheered, as Iizuka continued, "I promise you, before this is over, we're going to send a message to the powers-to-be, who is consumed by Tohru Honda's evil essence, that NO ONE fucks with our planet of Earth! THIS will be… OUR! FINEST! HOUR!"

The fans roared heavily, cheering for President Iizuka, as he smiled on.

Hours later…

At the Oval Office, Kazuto was relaxing in his chair, as Agent Superball was at the door of the War Room. As he was relaxing, three people showed up in his office, unannounced. Superball stated, "Mister President, three governors are here to see you."

He said, "Send them in…"

Mayura barked, "We are here!"

She snuffed, "Oh, it's you, again…"

Mayura, governor of Minecraft, was with Muscle Man, a fat man with a green shirt and jeans, with greasy hair, and the Brain, a lab mouse in a mechanical suit.

Kazuto asked, "YOU?"

The Brain said, "Yes! During your campaign and inauguration, we were elected to be governors of the revitalizing and prospect Video Game World. Mitch Sorenson here was voted to be Retro City governor."

Muscle Man smiled, "Yeah, bro! You know who else is in Retro City? MY MOM!"

The Brain said, "And as you know, Miss Mayura Ichikawa is the governor of the Minecraft party. While I am the governor of a very highly-based party…"

"What's that?"

"I am the Governor of the Square Enix."

Mayura huffed, "Wait, hold on! You're the president, now? People will vote for anyone, these days."

The Brain asked, "What's that supposed to mean?"

Mayura whistled, "Nothing…"

Yagi came by and asked, "Oh. Sorry, Mister President. Oh, and I see that you got into a meeting. Care if I assist?"

Kazuto said, "Sure, go ahead. I was about to call you guys."

Yagi asked Mayura, "So, how's your urge going on?"

Mayura barked, "Real mature, Yagi!"

Yagi asked, "So, why are you here, exactly?"

Mayura said, "Well, we were discussing the whole Video Game World conflict, as the now-fledgling world is started to recover, ever since the Dark Clouds of Titus has been extinguished. And also, with all the proceeds to the Save the Worlds rally, and the stoppage of Nixon's Head's evil scheme, we used most of the budget to bring back what Onigiri destroyed, including South Park and Miyagami City."

Yagi asked, "So, you're for which world will be brighter and better?"

Mayura shouted, "NO! We're debating which Governor and Branch gets the main vessel to the Video Game World – the PONG Monument. It's still standing, after the whole bloodshed."

She added, "And also, I read it in the news, before I was a mannequin robot, by force!"

The Brain said, "It was Miz-K Takase's adequate punishment to you, for superseding with the main storyline development. We're lucky that we had Setsuna hold the remote for you."

Muscle Man jeered, "Yeah, loser. Don't get your diapers in a bunch."

Yagi asked, "Why do you want the PONG monument?"

Kazuto said, "It's just a white marble rectangular tablet!"

The Brain explained, "It's actually a huge rectangular block, with the transparent view inside of an exact scene of the game of Pong, or Color TV-Game 15, complete with 4-bit graphics and lifelike paddles and LED numbering, etched in stone and marble."

Mayura said, "Maybe so, but they wanted it for tourism! I needed it to save people's lives!"

Yagi asked The Brain, "You?"

The Brain replied, "Actually, I am a lab mouse, who is devising a plan to take the Game 15 Monument, all for my upcoming schemes to take over the world. And also, I figured I buy a gift for Miz-K and his wife, Hasebe."

Muscle Man said, "Me? I just want it for the park. And the Square Enix, too… All your PONG will belong to us!"

Yagi said, "Why don't you divide it, equally?"

The Brain said, "It is one of the Alternate World's famous landmarks and monuments. We cannot go about, vandalizing and defacing a prized national treasure."

Muscle Man barked, "I want the part with the paddle going PONG!"

Kazuto said, "I call dibs on the ball!"

Muscle Man barked, "I wanted the ball!"

Yagi said, "Okay, how's this? Iizuka gets the ball, the mouse gets the left paddle, and Governor Sorenson gets the right paddle and the middle line."

Mayura whined, "But I would get the numbers, too!"

Yagi debated, "All right. I'll throw in the black background, and the green PC background, but that's my final offer."

Mayura cried, "But I hate the modern-day reboots!"

The Brain shouted, "See? It never works, once you divide it into pieces!"

Mayura said, "You know, once I have that monument, it'll be symbol for saving and spending money, throughout the land! And also, to dismantle the Akira Takano Fembot!"

The Brain barked, "Akira Takano is not a humanoid android!"

Mayura corrected, "Uh, yeah. Why do you think she can't swim?"

Yagi asked, "Iizuka, you rememb-?"

Kazuto cleared his throat, "AHEM!"

Yagi corrected, "Sorry. Your most omnipotent leader of all of the Big Blue Mother Earth, Iizuka… You remember Akira Takano in the AAW Files?"

Kazuto said, "Vaguely… I never got to finding out her secret. Now… Kiss my ring."

The Brain huffed, "Say it again, and remind me to hurt you, later."

Kazuto said, "You'll have to speak with Superball, my bodyguard…"

She asked him, "He's still here?"

"He just loves that do so much, I'm liable to have a law made for marrying it."

Superball stated, "I don't need matrimony for this door. I am married, unfortunately… to my job."

Yagi asked Superball, "I see. Anyway, are you still considering AAW?"

Superball said, "I showed my résumé to Miss Kanaka Nanase, earlier. I'm expecting a call, ma'am."

Yagi said, "You know, this whole debate has been going strong, seeing you three going at it."

The Brain said, "Yes! As Governor of the Square Enix, it is my duty to make the video game world in a fair and unjust manner. I was to be nominated for President, but NO mouse can become a founding father to the country. Pinky was once president, but he left the position, after caring for me. So, I decided to have them rule over me… and make the Chocobo the national bird for the Square Enix World."

Muscle Man said, "Not me, bro. I'm in Retro City, and I outlawed the gun violence and gang banging. After ISIS was disbanded, recently, due to their lease expiring, they relocated their business to parts unknown. And to add, I even instituted a huge chain of burrito and hot wings diners."

Yagi asked, "And for the politics?"

Muscle Man replied, "Everything. This about conducting many safe buildings, like hot wings joints, hot dog stands, hot dog factories, ranches, farms, schools, malls, hospitals, retirement homes, and even the bowling alley on Smith and Weston!"

Mayura snuffed, "There is NO Smith and Wesson!"

Muscle Man said, "Ooh, right… I think it was Smith and Westport."

The Brain asked, "Didn't that place tore down?"

Kazuto added, "After the outbreak of ants in the pants?"

Muscle Man said, "Well, it wouldn't have, if someone didn't leave their sugary sweets on the floor! I don't do that! I eat at home, sucking on those tasty barbecue wings."

Mayura huffed, "Is that all you ever think of?"

She said, "Seriously, he doesn't. That is why I have Setsuna as my vice governor… Brain has Pinky, while Muscle Man has my Seina-Bot."

Muscle Man smirked, "Snooze you lose, loser. That hot robot is my… acting secretary. Starla's my vice governor."

Mayura barked, "AND THIS is why we can't have nice things! That, and your sugary sweets on the floors causes ants!"

Yagi replied, "I guess the government has become a two-to-three-man rule, depending on your role."

She asked Kazuto, "So, Mister President, what should you do, aside from this? Aren't you forgetting why I am here?"

Kazuto asked, "To find a mission in the Lincoln Monument?"

Yagi barked, "NO, YOU IDIOT! About the 50-foot Jake Monster that is terrorizing the nation's capital! Kanaka gave us strict orders to stop the beast that has, SPOILER ALERT, killed his ex-wife, digesting her into his gut, and is bringing Tohru Honda's evil spirit back, as does the previous crap she has done!"

Kazuto said, "I'm aware of that… But it's just Superball wouldn't let me in!"

Superball explained, "He is right, ma'am. The War Room is sealed shut, unless there is a war going on. So far, there was no war."

Yagi asked, "When was the last war?"

Superball explained, "Season One of "Miyazawa & May". It was a bloody battle, featuring the Lucky Star Association, ma'am. There was no war, ever since. And yes, I read the script."

Yagi said, "Interesting. How about a tour of the office, by the way? The High King of Earth wills it so."

Superball rebutted, "I can't do that, ma'am. Orders."

Yagi cried, "But one agent used the door, recently!"

Superball corrected, "The agent that carried ex-President Nixon away had the master key. He hasn't returned, since. It's the only key, ma'am."

Yagi growled, "Damn! Remind me to call Percival, and get the Master Key back."

Kazuto called out, "Okay, Yagi, head to the camera. It's time for my State of the Union Address."

Yagi ran to the camera and said, "Oh, right. Okay, little buddy. GO!"

Kazuto said to the camera, as he said, "Greeting, America, and all the other 80-plus countries, and thousands of alternate worlds. Didn't expect to see you here. As you know, I am President of Earth, Kazuto Iizuka, ruler of your quaint little blue ball. (Hi, Narue~!) Our borders stretched from the beautiful coasts of California, to not exactly beautiful, but still pretty nice coasts of the Atlantic Ocean and the beaches of Ireland. At least they do, now. I'm working with my executive staff, Miss Yagi, to see about getting us a little more room to work with, if you catch my drift. But don't you worry your pretty little heads about that. For now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. I'm still new to the whole "Leader of the Planet" thing, and there's still a lot a process. Did you know that there are a ton of small micro-countries in the world that nobody knew about? They're full of corn, or something. Hell if I know! But we're still learning. So, until we get all the kinks worked out of this matter, and to the administration, it'd be a big help, if everybody could stop criticizing the government, and just do whatever we say, for now. We cool? Fantastic. Also, some of you have called in to complain about the Onigiri-laced giant monster of Jake Morgendorffer rampaging through the DC area, leaving a path of destruction in his wake. Politicians, huh? What are you going to do? Rest assured, I have got my top men on the problem, that's Top Men, and we're working on a way to bring this big nasty political unpleasantness to a swift, violent, and final conclusion. Until then… better get the Serious toothpaste!
So, save all your government-type complaints until after we're done with the crisis. We do have a back-up plan for this. Honest! Stay righteous, Earth!"

Yagi huffed, "Mr. President… We're the ones who is stopping the gigantic Jake Morgendorffer."

Kazuto said, "I knew that."

Yagi said, as she held up a Secretary Ribbon, "Hmm, what's this?"

Kazuto said, "There's like tons of these in the office, so I pilfered one."

She replied, "You know… Since you're president, you can appoint someone as secretary."

Kazuto responded, "Good thinking. I was thinking of giving Harley and Kirsten their promotions from C-Squad."

"That's not how it works."

"Oh, trust me. We're doing this mission, but we got to get into that war room!"

Yagi said, as she looked at Superball, "Well, I think I know who the lucky person is… so we can increase his credentials."

She turned to Superball and gave him the red ribbon. She saluted, as Superball asked, "What is the occasion, Ma'am?"

Kazuto announced, "Agent Superball, on behalf of AAW, we have decided to award you, for your excellent service to your country, for your unwavering commitment to preventing us from being where we most desperately needed to be, and for your unerring devotion to being a constant hindrance in our task, for all these things, we have dubbed thee, Superball…
Secretary of the Interior!"

Yagi said, "We already have one of those."

He announced, "Secretary of the Exterior?"

Yagi snuffed, "Nah. We have one of those, too."

"Fine. Secretary of the Posterior."

Yagi snickered, as she smiled, "He, he. That's better."

She announced, "All hail Iizuka."

She said, "Secretary Superball, take a memo."

Kazuto said, "To: the people of Earth
We know what you have been doing. Cut it out!
Hugs, from your arsenal wielding leader, etc., etc., Kazuto Iizuka."

Yagi asked, "Did you get all that?"

Superball said, "No pencil, ma'am."

She responded, "Then, we'll try again, later."

"Very well, ma'am."

He asked, "By the way, any news on joining AAW, since the president is a high-ranking agent?"

She said, "Well, I'll give Kanaka a call…"

Kazuto said, "Already taken care of. Secretary Superball, you should go to AAW HQ, at this address."

Yagi gave him the address, as he concluded, "Permission to weep openly, sir."

Kazuto barked, "Permission denied! Do it in the office. Not just granted, but encouraged. Go for it, bro."

Superball left, as Yagi said, "The forces of Bureaucracy win again…"

Kazuto smiled, "I love this country."

XXXXX

Hours later, at the Oval Office, the governors of the recovering Video Game World continued to rabble on.

Mayura barked, "Why should I want the numbers? Shouldn't we have this idea to own the PONG statue, as a whole, during the desert area in the Minecraft World?"

Brain replied, "No. Pinky would just be killed by one of those Creepers."

Mayura then said, "AACH! Again with the Creepers! I'm overrun with goddamn lizards!"

Brain said, "Correction – goddamn exploding lizards."

Muscle Man jeered, "Tough one, pops. But you cannot take what you see."

Mayura barked, "POPS?!"

Setsuna appeared, as Mayura said, "Vice Governor Sakurazaki! Do something about these losers! KILL THEM!"

Setsuna placed the remote down and adjusted her black-haired side-ponytail. She said, "Sorry, Ma'am. But I am only allowed to shoot down cows, chickens, and pigs, only for your lovely duties. Besides, Minecraft citizens got to eat. The Steak count is going high, and those chickens can't stop laying eggs."

Pinky appeared from her blouse and cheered, "Brain~! Did we win? ZORT!"

Brain barked, "Quiet, Pinky! I'm about close to obtaining my plan to take over the world."

Setsuna scolded, "You won't take over the world, whilst I'm around!"

Brain replied, "You are Vice Governor of a neighboring country in the Video Game World. You cannot."

Seina walked by, in a blue dress, as she beeped, "Miss Mayura, hello~! I came to deliver you lunch, as a way of peace."

Muscle Man yelled, "SEINA! You're my property, in Retro City!"

Mayura said, "Uh, no, thanks. But leave it by President Iizuka's desk."

Seina said, "I hope you like it, Mayura. It's Muscle Man's Hot Wing Surprise, with your favorite ingredient, oregano, honey mustard, and sweet onion sauce."

Kazuto gagged, "Ew…"

Mayura moaned, "Maybe at night. That stuff made me sleepy and very confused."

Seina beeped to Kazuto, "It's a way to relieve stress from Mayura's budget problems."

Mayura said, "After that fiasco with Nixon, money hasn't been growing large. Unfortunately, Minecraft only accepts materials, instead of money. Emeralds is the new currency, though. But having to buy DLC for the land, it's chump change."

Yagi asked, as she was in her desk, "Uh, Governor Ichikawa, does the combination of oregano and honey mustard affect you in any way?"

Mayura huffed, "It's not the spices and tasty condiments… It's the meat in it. Seina-Bot, since I owned her, can make me a tasty pork and cheese sandwich, rich with spices. It is a way of relaxing myself."

Yagi stated, "More like a way of making a mess in your colon."

Mayura huffed, "Shows what you know…"

Pinky asked, "EGAD, Brain! Pork and cheese! Oh, I wish I had a sandwich like that!"

Brain said, as he raised his fist up, "You already had a sandwich."

BONK!
He bopped Pinky in the head. Kazuto laughed, "Oh… I get it. A knuckle sandwich!"

Brain barked, "Now, quiet, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you."

Muscle Man said, "Well, I suppose it's better than-. HEY! You said it was my Hot Wings Surprise!"

Seina said, "That's the surprise… the Hot Wings are in the sandwich."

Muscle Man laughed, "Neat. But are they boneless?"

Seina said, "Already deboned them~!" and then winked.

Mayura huffed, "Great… My day is shot."

Setsuna said, "Don't worry, ma'am. We shall eat, after we settle the PONG conflict."

Mayura whined, "Aw… I'm hungry, NOW!"

Kazuto demanded, "SHEESH! Couldn't you just take one damn bite! It's just a damn sandwich with wings!"

Muscle Man shouted, "BRO! Urk, I mean, Mr. President, don't question my friend/vice governor's culinary cooking!"

Mayura takes out the sandwich, as it was a meat sandwich, on a pretzel bun. She took one bite and nodded.

Kazuto groaned, "Oh, the sandwich shops of horror!"

Yagi asked, "Is it because it's too fattening or gross-looking?"

Mayura cried, "NOT while I'm eating!"

Kazuto barked, "NO! I am just disgusted that she used a pretzel roll for the sandwich!"

As she swallowed, Brain continued to lecture, "Everyone, as you can plainly see, one of us must own this PONG statue, and use it to maintain its rightful glory in the AUs. My advice on this is to construct an anti-matter cloning device, through molecular construction, capable of reproducing materialistic items, and also for making the world a peaceful utopia."

Seina asked, "Excuse me… but permit me to ask… Wouldn't that just make carbon copies of the monument?"

Mayura barked, "Hey, yeah… URP! Excuse me…"

She felt drowsy, as Setsuna replied, "Miss Ichikawa feels that she'd prefer the genuine article."

Muscle Man said, "No, it's fine. But I say we settle this… inside the game room! Last one standing, wins it all! In the video game world, we can die down and become lifeless. But our assistants must revive us, just so how much you guys suck at it! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!"

Brain thought, "Virtual reality action… Hmm…"

He asked Pinky, in a conference, "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

Pinky said, "I think so, Governor Brain, but Subway says to eat fresh, does that mean you eat it in front of the table?"

Brain huffed, "No, Pinky… It's witty remarks makes me glad that you're a former U.S. President, and me a former Presidential Candidate."

Pinky said, "Thanks, Brain. I have a good way of teaching. NARF!"

Brain explained, "Pinky, once we own the PONG Monument, we could have visitors view reenactments, using virtual reality motion, thereby casually having visitors experience Pong, firsthand."

He pondered, "Now, if only I can think of a way to make them obey me, in a scheme to take over the world…"

Mayura felt uneasy, as she spoke in a fast-paced slur. Setsuna did not understand her, but Yagi grabbed the remote. She pressed STOP, as Mayura froze in place.

"It's not like that… It's reallll-."

She bent down and froze completely. Yagi pressed PLAY, and then SLOW.

Setsuna cried, "What are you doing?"

"Lemme try something." Yagi said, "Here we go. Speed at 0.25."

Mayura bent up, as Mayura started to talk clearly, but very slowly. Seina asked, "Oh, no! Mayura?"

Mayura slurred, as she spoke, "So, I said that this PONG Statue is crazy… and he's all, "Nuh-uh!" I mean, really…"

Muscle Man asked, "Are you drunk?"

Seina said, "It's the sandwich. I think I put in too much sweet onion… the purple stuff."

Yagi stated, "I don't think it was purple onion juice… It looks like…"

She gasped, "Holy Jimmy Buffet, riding on a Hamburger Hill in Paradise City! This isn't onion sauce! This is ranch dressing! And not just any ranch… This is Duff Ranch!"

Kazuto gasped, "The same Duff Ranch that has 30% Duff Beer?"

Seina gasped, "AAAAH! ERROR! Mayura is highly allergic to ranch dressing!"

Setsuna yelled, "And you tell us now?"

Mayura flushed in a beet red look on her cheeks, as she slurred, still slowing down, "That sauce has more kic… HIC!"

Muscle Man said, "Now. Let's get back to the deliberation."

Mayura slurred, "What's the point? You still think Brain's virtual Enix idea is stupid!"

Brain asked, "Stupid?! You never told me that my idea was stupid!"

Pinky asked, "But, Brain…"

Muscle Man barked, "I never said that!"

Mayura slurred, "He said that having the Final Fantasy characters as monuments, playing the PONG Statue, was the stupidest thing he'd ever heard! Plus, I think I'm itching…"

Muscle Man gasped, "WHAAAT? TAKE IT BACK! TAKE THAT BACK!"

Brain yelled, "I don't need someone to tell me that plan was a great idea or not!"

Pinky said, "Actually, Starla thinks he thinks it's stupid, Brain."

Brain scolded, "Quiet, you!"

Muscle Man sobbed, "WHAT? STARLA SAID SO?"

Pinky nodded, "Mm-hmm. And you agreed to it!"

Muscle Man gasped, as he was shocked. Brain barked, "Well! It's not right, at all! It is stupid, which it's not!"

Muscle Man yelled, "Well, it is! I can't have the nerdy geeks fondling at the statue of Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII!"

Brain said, "Well, at least I didn't have the idea of having a huge cheese wheel, in the shape of a McDonald's restaurant, covering in honey barbecue ranch, unlike some tubby boys I know!"

Muscle Man seethed, "You little…"

Brain glared, "You big…"

Muscle Man announced, "Of course, you realize… THIS! MEANS! WAAAAAAAAAR!"

Seina gasped, Pinky cheered, "HURRAH!", Setsuna gasped, and Mayura moaned, "Uh, whaaaaa…"

Yagi pressed PLAY, as Mayura regained normal speed. She shook her head, as Muscle Man yelled, "You want the darn PONG Statue Monument, fine! But beat me… IN WAR!"

Brain cried, "WAR!"

Mayura groaned, "Ow, my head… That onion sauce goes right up into you…"

Setsuna said, "Well, before we map out war, I'll craft you a Potion of Allergy Medicine…"
She grumbled, "…and a potion for hangovers."

Setsuna and Mayura left, followed by Pinky and The Brain, and then Seina and Muscle Man. As the respective members of the Video Game World's political party departed, the sign on the door shone in an LED red light, with the word "WAR!" on it. Superball returned, as he was overjoyed.

(Music plays)

(Superball is in joy)

(Superball, in normal human tone): What's this I hear?
What wondrous thing?
Is this the DEFCON klaxon's ring?

A flashing light…
Above the dooooor!
There's just one thing it could mean…

War…
(Kazuto & Yagi are confused)
(Music increases, sirens are made)
Oh, what is it good for? (What is it good for?)
It's good for you! (Good for you!)
It's good for me!

Oh, War!
What is it good for? (What is it good for?)
(Agents): It strengthens the economy!

(Superball): It shows the world that we've got stone! (We've got stones!)
And carriers… with fighter drones (Voh doh dee oh!)

War!
Oh, what is it good for? (What is it good for?)
It's good for you, it's good for me!

The agents then appeared in a black background, dancing in a music break.

(Agents): IT'S THE CAT'S MEOW!

As they danced around a huge life-sized globe, the upper half opened up, showing a swimming pool. Four agents dived in and did a synchronizing number, along with Superball, emerging from in the middle, on a stone fountain.

(Agents): Voh do dee oh!

They continued to dance, in a ritzy Broadway style.

The scene cuts to the American Flag, as Superball popped out, from in one the stars.

(Superball): HERE WE GO!

The agents did a chorus line, cheering on.

(Agents): HYAH! WOO! Woo-hoo! Yeah! Ooh, yeah!

(Klaxon sirens are made)

They returned to the office.
(Superball): WAR!
Oh, what is it good for? (What is it good for?)
It's good for you! (Doo, waka-doo, waka-doo, waka-doo, waka-doo)
It's good for me!

Oh, War!
What is it good for? (What is it good for?)
Ohhh, it strengthens the economy!

A lengthy battle's an incumbent's dream (Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh)
Because you can't change courses… (Agents): in mid-stream!

(Superball): For bombs (BOOM!)
and guns (BANG!)
and so much more (Napalm!)
We celebrate the joys of war, war, war!

(The agents shuffle off to the War Room)
(Agents): For bombs and guns… Oh! And so much more
We celebrate the joys of WAR!

(Superball shuts the door)
(Music ends)

As the music ended, Yagi said in disbelief, "Well…"

Kazuto said, "Let's not do that, again."

Despite their efforts, they got to make the War Room open. Now all that's left is Jake Morgendorffer… who is still attacking all of the U.S. Capital. But at what cost?

Kazuto and Yagi headed inside the war room, as Yagi stated, "Now that we did the wrong thing for the AUs, we'll clean up their mess in the war. But first things first… We take down Jake Morgendorffer, before he destroys the cities."

Kazuto said, "Neat."

They sat down, as Kazuto called all the AAW Agents in attendance.