This is the 3rd chap to the story so yea hope u enjoy it so yea.

Chapter 3

Dr Pimp

Link reach for the door knob opened the door and saw that the room was full of prostitutes and in the middle of them was the pimp." walk me over to Eugene." said Navi.

"whos Eugene?"

" who the hell do you think the pimp."

"wait his name is Eugene. LOL. what kind of name is Eugene god and are you sure hes a pimp?"

" yea were budies."

"wow now i think your weird now to."

" i dont care what u think of me just do it."

"what ever."

Link walked up to the pimp and said " your a homo and i hate you! want to go do it in the back of a car?"

" sure i will be right there"

Link ran out to his car opened the door and said " after you." the car started to rock violently and the people around the car heard a man screaming from the back. a tall white skinny guy walked up the car and opened the back door to see Link and Eugene playing hello kitty adventure on the Wii. " yea i just destroyed you bitch."

"hey dont call me a bitch call your hoes bitches.OK i think its time for you to help Navi now"

" yea how he doing."

Link a Eugene walked through the hallway to the back room sat down."ok let me see him know."Link tosted Navi to him. "hum, huh whats this?" he reached into his ear and pulled out a paresite and said " well this is what was the problem. you had a Manbearpig tick. the mess with his body thats why you were sick."

"when will he be back to normal?"

" in about a few minites"

" thanks well i guess i will be going now."

Link trouted out on Eponia with Navi in a pouch on the sadle.when he came back to the tree where he lived he kicked off his shoes and sunk into his big fluffy lazzyboy chair grabed the remote and put and The Whitest Kids You Know. " yea get a , Get A New Daddy, is on yea." Link got up and started to dance and sing along to hte words,"get a new daddy get a new daddy let the police take the old one away in a caty, get a ..." after the song he sat back down in the the big fluffy lazzyboy chair and scaned through the chanels to see what els was on. but nothing was so he just fell a sleep.the next morning Link woke up to and bang from the kitchen." what the hell was that?"he walked down stairs to find Navi back to her normal self Destructive. Eggs were on the sealing, bacon in flames in the microwave, and pancake mix smeared all over the floor. " what, what, what happened it here i mean come on already?"

" i tryed to make a breakfest for u but it kinda got a little messed up."

" what was that big bang?"

" what i didnt hear a bang."

" what, than what did i hear?"

"i dont know so bug off."

Link walked out of the house to see...

this is the end to the 3rd chap so u can go how now untill i make my next chap so yea bye...

sinkaru