The Romancer Opalbane
A fun synopsis of the story so far:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a spoof of Mambo Number 5... for the Romancers
One,
two, three, four, five
Everybody
in the ship, so come on
Let's
ride to Silithus around the corner
Opalbane
says she wants some rum and melonjuice
But
she really don't wanna
Greatfather
Winter was here last week
Everybody
hide
Cause
his tricks are cheap
Like
Faltheriel, Benactus, Max and Bo
And
as the story goes on you know
They
are getting weaker
So
what can the Romancers do but beg to Elune
For
them flirting it's just like sport, roleplaying fly
Cause
they're good let me dump it
Shadowstep,
please set in the trumpet:
A
little bit of Feathershine in my life
A
little bit of Wisthera by my side
A
little bit of Willy is all I need
(Onyx
is getting silly if you ask me)
A
little bit of Stormwind cathouse is always fun
A
little bit of Myrielle all night long
A
little bit of Opalbane here I am
And a little bit of homicide makes Al your man.
That was Mambo number five... for the Romancers.
Author's note:
As for this corny song, I couldn't help myself!
Saying goodbye to this story was really a trial. I absolutely fell in love with all of the characters by the end, even our odd little Faltheriel. I'm glad to see that people are having as much fun reading the story as I had writing it.
The next part of the series will be called The Romancer Shadowstep, the final part of the Alliance side of the story. We finally learn everything about the Twilight Cultists, the Old Gods, and exactly what the Burning Legion has to do with the Romancers! Shadowstep chooses a successor! The big family secret is revealed! A villain returns! We learn what the Horde has to do with this craziness! And, if that weren't enough, there will be three more weddings... don't get cocky now, it's not who you think at all!
Finally, I'm happy to announce that I enjoyed writing about Wisthera, Alessandre, and Myrielle so much that I decided to write a second series of stories for them called the Triumvirs. I can't start it until after I finish the entire Alliance and Horde sides of the Romancer series, but do look forward to it.
Happy Reading!