GUESS WHO? I'm BACK! And this chapter I'm going to put in new cats (suggested by Jyc576) but I think I will stay with jayfeather being the main cat I'll be focusing on so yea... I'm typing this for all you peeps who read this while eating stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut! : P OK time to stop talking and get on with the story…. ALSO does ANYONE still play WAW?

Enjoy!

"Ok….wow, can't believe I'm still playing WAW am I right?" Jayfeather asked himself while he turned on his Xbox. "This time I'm going to play online co-op, yea that'll be fun!"

Jayfeather went online and started a co-op match for "Little Resistance". Only one cat joined the server this time, their username was "Grayandyellow" (Guess who? ^.^). "Ok….."Jayfeather mumbled to himself. He put on his microphone and waited for the game to start. "HELLOOOOOOO PEOPLE OF PLANET EARTH! THE BLUE ELEPHANT DOES NOT EAT CHEESE!"

"WOW YOUR GRAY AND YELLOW? ARE YOU SERIOUS?" Jayfeather asked apparently annoyed.

"Yes Jayfeather, now let's start owning!" The cat said.

"Yellowfang, why are you playing Xbox…? It's kind of un-cool that an old cat is playing…old people kind of crash the party sometimes…" Jayfeather asked/stated.

"Oh, you want me to play on my PlayStation 3 instead?"

""No, no it's fine just it's weird that's all…"

"Ok, whatever Jayfeather now SHUT UP AND PLAY before I kill everyone!"

"OK! Ok!" The level started in the boat and Sullivan yelling at everyone. Koopman getting shot in the head and the boat exploding. Sullivan grabbed Jayfeather's character and started screaming at him to call an artillery strike Jayfeather ran over to Yellowfang, pulled out the radio and called the artillery strike. The loud shells fell onto the tree line and killed all the Japanese soldiers. Jayfeather and Yellowfang advanced when Yellowfang ran to the right of the beach and started spazzing out by jumping in and out of certain craters then she switched to her pistol and sat and waited in a huge crater. Jayfeather kind of started freaking out. Then, like 4 of those weird Japanese statues of some type of animal rose up out of the ground with something in their mouths. (And yes, that is true, try it sometime! The gun is the epic ray gun XD) Jayfeather ran over there and Yellowfang shot him. Jayfeather's character fell down and was dead "OH MY STARCLAN WHY'D YOU DO THAT?" He screamed. "Sorry! I was…testing it…"

"THEN TEST IT ON SULLIVAN THEN YOU MORON!"

Grayandyellow has left the game…

"Oh my Starclan really?"

Jayfeather searched for another party, he found two that he really liked they must have been created by clan cats considering the party names were Blood Clan and Lion Clan. (A/N: Thanks for the idea Wanted XD it's a great idea I really like it!) Jayfeather had heard about the legendary battle with blood clan back when the four clans lived in the forest, when Firestar was a young leader, and Leafpool and Squirrelflight didn't even exist, let alone thought of (LOL) He joined Lion Clan and some other cats where there too, Leafpool, Lionblaze, Firestar, Squirrelflight, Spottedleaf, Mistystar, Blackstar, Dovepaw, Tigerheart, Yellowfang and MANY other clan cats where in the party. "Hey, what the- [Censored] is going on?" Jayfeather asked. "Such language!" Spottedleaf yelled. "What? All I said was flippindoodle!" Jayfeather yells back. "YOU SASS PATTY!" Firestar yelled at Blackstar. They had been arguing over whether all cheerios where round or not.

"HEY QUIT FLINGING TOAT AT ME!" Spottedleaf yelled.

"NOO DON'T SIT ON ME YOU 300 POUND CAT!"

"MY SCHOOL SUCKS!"

"BUT I WANNA BE AN APPRENTICE NOW!"

"ARTEMIS FOWL!"

"HOLLY SHORT x ARTEMIS FOWL IS THE BEST PAIRING EVER!"

"SAYS YOU! PERCABETH IS THE BEST!"

"EGAR ALLEN POE!"

"EOIN COLFER, ERIN HUNTER, SARAH PHRINEAS, RICK RIORDAN, JAMES PATTEROSN, DARREN SHAN, ANTHONY HOROWITZ, J.K. ROWLING, AND UHMM SUZANE COLLINS! Name ALL those book series AND authors now! You have one minute!

"Ok…Eoin Colfer- ARTEMIS FOWL! Erin Hunter…now where have I heard that name before? Sarah Phrineas- Magic thief. Uhmmm RICK RIORDAN Percy Jackson! James Patterson….OHH MAXIMUM RIDE! Darren Shan….dang…It was Cirque Du something….OH FREAK! Cirque du freak! Anthony Horowitz, ALEX RIDER! J.K Rowling…Well, DUH we all know who she is there are over half a million FFs on…what's the name of the books again? OH YEA!HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"

"YEA! Good job u get a free cookie!"

"Ok which would you like I've got all in my car it's a few of your variety pipe, dynamite, grenade, C-4 type bombs, how many would you like?"

"Nope, I'm just one of your regular Garden-Variety hobos!"

"HOBOS ARE AWESOME!"

"OK OK GUYS SHUT UP!" Lionblaze yelled.

Everyone went quiet.

"HOBOS!"

Ok, NOW everyone's quiet. "We need to work out a plan to defeat blood clan in this domination/war match and I have a plan." He continued. "Jayfeather, Leafpool you get teams sorted out and await my orders, the ones who aren't picked will be with me you have 3 minutes; go." Jayfeather and Leafpool sorted out their squads, Firestar, Sandstorm, Graystripe, Spottedleaf, Yellowfang and a few others were picked for Jayfeather's squad. Leafpool picked Crowfeather (of course XD) Mistystar, Nightcloud (-_-") (That's supposed to be a sweating person), Breezepelt, Tigerstar (Tehe), Brokenstar and a few others. The rest went with Lionblaze. Then, he began explaining the plan "Ok, Leafpool, you and your squad will defend ALL our flags you will be defensive, Jayfeather, take your squad and be on offensive. MY squad will be providing support as well as assists, any questions? Then let's do this…"

It started out with the Shuri Castle map. Lion clan was on the American side, and Blood clan was the Japanese. They all started on opposite sides of the map. Leafpool's squad went and began to capture territory while Lionblaze's squad which was mostly made up of snipers and support gunners, went and found great places on the map for sniping and machine gun mounts. Jayfeather's squad which was made up mostly of front line assault rifles such as the BAR, Thompson, M1A Carbine, stuff like that went and began attacking as well as taking more territory.

"HA TAKE THAT!" Jayfeather yelled into his microphone. Then, out of nowhere an explosion from an anti tank gun killed him. "YOU NOOB TUBER! YOU FREAKING NOOB TUBER!" He screamed.

Leafpool was defending a key territory her gun was the BAR. Blood clan was good, but they were full of noob tubers! You could tell because they repeatedly shot rockets at them and Jayfeather kept screaming something about noob tubers. Leafpool ran up into a building and found a Blood clan cat lying on the ground she came up behind him and knifed him. She took his bazooka, which he'd been holding and shot a type99 tank with it. She got the Recon Plane kill streak reward and deployed it.

Lionblaze's squad was doing fairly well, as his squad was shooting people left and right. One even shot a blood clan cat that was jumping from a building the bullet hit the soldier in mid-air! Someone came up behind him and stuck a sticky grenade to his head as he sprinted over to a huge gaping hole to help cover it with his team. Then the sticky grenade exploded… "SUICIDE BOMBER!" Berrynose shouted. That's when Blood clan broke through. They started mercilessly killing Leafpool's squad, some of them had the last stand perk and it allowed them to kill as many Bloodies, as Lionblaze called them, as they could and Jayfeather's squad began running over there to kill them. Jayfeather saw a sniper in a tree and fired his Thompson until the Blood clan cat fell out. But the Bloody had a "drop a grenade when you die perk." And the grenade killed Jayfeather and Spottedleaf. Jayfeather took his mini fridge, walked outside, and threw it up into the air. It went REALLY HIGH too.

Stormfur was sitting next to Brook watching the sunset when out of nowhere, a mini fridge fell out of the sky and smacked him upside the head "OW! OH MY TRIBE OF ENDLESS HUNTING!" (XD) it would have been better and EASIER if he said "OH MY STARCLAN" But noooooo. For the past few nights, the tribe had heard screaming cats, and they would say things like "I HATE YOU! YOU NOOB TUBER!" or "YOU SUCK!" There was screaming, and splashing around in water included. He thought that Brook and him should travel to the lake and see what the matter was.

"EAT THIS" Jayfeather screamed as he caught a grenade and threw it back to its owner. He had the toss back perk. Lionblaze had gotten the M2 flamethrower perk and was owning with it, when a bloody by the name of BONES_SHatTeR, who must have had the fireproof perk, shot lionblaze's flamethrower. His flamethrower exploded and so did he along with Firestar and Graystripe.

As the battle progressed, some cats got bored, and finally they all quit leaving Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Leafpool, and Bone, (YES I KNOW BONE IS DEAD I JUST FELT LIKE ADDING HIM!) Scourge and some other Bloody cat by the name of…Muffin…. ANYWAY they all stayed together, they didn't care about the territory to capture anymore, just killing each other. Jayfeather used his flares to blind everyone and managed to shoot Muffin who then left…Scourge used his Tabun gas to kill Jayfeather and Leafpool who stayed, spectating. They hoped to Starclan that Lionblaze would win. Lionblaze threw his sticky grenade at Bone who caught it and threw it back Lionblaze's grenade exploded and killed him and Scourge. Blood clan had won this time… "NOOOO NOOO NOO! THAT WAS SOOOOO UNFAIR WHAT NOOBS THEY LIKE, WOW! JUST WOW!" Jayfeather screamed. And with that he chucked his controller at the highledge where it blows up, showering sparks all over Firestar and Sandstorm who were making out. "Geez, those Xbox controllers are EXTREMELY flammable…

Ok…got that done finally! Sorry if it's a fail chapter…I've got a lot on my mind right now XP anyway until next time…PRESS THE BUTTON! You know you want too! Reviews=happy camper happy camper=faster updates faster updates= happy readers! IT'S A CYCLE LET'S KEEP IT GOING PEOPLE! XD