SO I GOT BORED AND DECIDED TO UPDATE THIS. Don't know if I'm going to continue it, I wrote this in like...Seventh grade and I'm a senior in high school now. Oops. What a long absence that was. Oops. \_(ツ)_/ SO. Without further ado, here is your surprise chapter.

Bluestar was bored. Like, really bored. It had been so long since she played Xbox, it was never any fun anymore because of faggot Firestar and his noob tubing. Well, that, and Firestar was poor. BUT; **********SPOILER ALERT************ Firestar was in Starclan now, SO HE DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR HIS XBOX LIVE SUBSCRIPTION.

Ugh, it was like Bluestar and Yellowfang were the only ones who played anymore. Tigerstar and Brokenstar didn't exist anymore, and neither did Spottedleaf, so losing the best fighters and the best medic had been bad for the [SCP] (STARCLANPWN) Clan tag.

They had really taken a hit. It was kind of terrible because unlike Riverclan-having a literal box filled with replacement Heavysteps to replace the ones that died- Starclan did not have a box of replacement Tigerstars or Spottedleafs. So they were shit out of luck.

SIGH. "SO MUCH ANGST." Complained Bluestar to no one in particular. "I JUST WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SHIPPING ME WITH FIRESTAR." She screamed out for the entirety of Starclan to hear. "ITS NOT AS BAD AS PEOPLE SHIPPING PERCY JACKSON WITH ATHENA." Yellowfang yowled back. See, Yellowfang had gotten into an...Obsession with the Percy Jackson books, specifically with the insane shipping wars that went on there. Yellowfang herself even shipped Percy and Athena for, like, a day. ONE DAY. She was disgusted with herself the day after.

"I'm bored AF!" Yellowfang whined loudly. "HEY! AF is literally my favorite unit of measurement!" Bluestar responded as she sat down at her TV in her den and turned on her Xbox that hadn't been touched in ages and covered in a layer of dust. "GET ON XBOX!" She shouted to Yellowfang, and when Bluestar started up the game, she was met with the "deadly_lunchbox " is now online notification. Bluestar invited Yellowfang into the party and put on her headset.

"OH MY GOD BLUESTAR" shouted Yellowfang "TRIBE OF ENDLESS HUNTING WAS TALKING SHIT TO ME OVER MY INBOX YESTERDAY!11111" she screamed, and Bluestar nearly ripped the headset off of her head and threw it into the lake to rest with Flametail and Jayfeather's Xbox. "OH." She said. "We can't have that now, can we? Get SCP on right now. Go run and get EVERYONE on. Including Mapleshade. I know she killed Spottedleaf's ass but she's the next best thing compared to Brokenstar and Tigerstar. BUT THEY NO LONGER EXIST! WHAT IS IT WITH CATS CEASING TO EXIST?!" Yelled Bluestar in dismay.

Sooner than later, all of the cats from SCP finally showed up. Bluestar was so happy to see SCP all back together again. "Okei." Firestar mewled. "Let's do this ok, like totally cool. I got mah PSL over heaa and I got mah uggs and mah yoga pantz all on me all I need now is another PSL and a cake pop."

"That's enough WHITE GIRL for you Firestar." Growled Yellowfang, and Firestar could be heard chewing angrily on his microphone on the other end. He did that often. "Hey guyssss...We're missing Jayfeather!" Cried Yellowfang. "We can't do it without Jayfeather!"

"Yellowfang, Jayfeather is not apart of Starclan this is Starclan cats only ok, Starclan v. Tribe of Endless Hunting, whatever that means. It's such a mouthful anyway why can't they just change the name to something like Dead Cat Central or something? It flows so much better than freaking TRIBE OF ENDLESS HUNTING! I SWEAR TO BROKENSTAR IM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!"

Then, everyone just started talking. It was honestly a lot of incoherent babbling and Bluestar just sat there thinking "am I the only legit person in Starclan right now" because even the founding clan cats were babbling about the 'old times' in the real 'forest' and not that fake lake territory like, it was totally fake. Everyone in Starclan had to admit it.

They left behind the thunder path and the old moonstone and everything! A moonstone is way cooler than a moon pool! Moonstones don't have fish swimming around in them! Bluestar's train of thoughts were getting carried away, so she suddenly got an idea. "Yellowfang! Which one of those slimy tribe cats sent you the message?" She asked, and there were some clicking sounds coming from Yellowfang's end. "Uhmmmm. Stoneteller #258." She said, and Bluestar immediately searched the gamer tag and smirked when it came up.

"HEY DANK-ASS NOOB!" She yelled into the microphone. "YELLOWFANG SAID YOU WERE TALKING SMACK TO HER GUESS WHAT COME FIGHT US ON CALL OF DUTY 3 WAR MATCH NOOB. WE'LL ALL MESS YOU UP. COME IF YOU DARE. ILL GO MLG ON YOUR ASS GET 360 NO-SCOPED M8-"

Bluestar was cut off, because suddenly, her TV went staticky and a notification popped up and it said "This message has been seized by the Safe Starclan Cat foundation for being '3sp00ky' We apologize for any inconvenience." Bluestar sighed angrily and threw her remote at the wall. Of course Graypool the Wise would ruin all of the fun. Oh well. She would invite the Tribe to a fight anyway. So that's what she did.

Later

"Okay! Stoneteller 3!" Cried Stoneteller 426. "You're going to be our medic for this round! Stoneteller 48, you and Stoneteller 26 will be our supply and support gunners! Stoneteller 237, you will be our scout! Everyone else can pick what they want! We HAVE to PWN Starclan and show them who is boss! This is going to be MLG! Get out there and stay sharp because this round is going to be at Verdun and we all know how that one plays out!" Stoneteller 426 was mostly the motivator and coordinator of the group.

Stoneteller 1, or Stoneteller Original Gangsta as he liked to be called, was normally in charge, but he always let Stoneteller 426 do the work. "Everyone ready? Break!" Yowled Stoneteller 426, and Stonetellers 1-18495.0564 all chanted their battle cry. "WE ARE THE TRIBE OF ENDLESS HUNTING. WE WILL END YOU."

And the battle began...

Bluestar started out and immediately picked the scout kit, because even though this was Call of Duty 3, she could quickscope like a boss so that's what she was going to do. Yellowfang picked the medic kit and the rest of the team had quite a lot of the anti tank and support gunners. Some of those Starclan cats were such noob tubers. Suddenly, right as Bluestar spawned, she got blown up by a mine right as she moved.

Bluestar facepawed.

"Freaking spawn killing noobs!" She screamed into her microphone and re spawned in a different location, immediately quickscoping a noob named Stoneteller 258. "That's for talking smack to Yellowfang!" Yelled Bluestar and she sprinted (for barely a few seconds, unfortunately) off to a tank and got on it. "Tank! Now!" Yellowfang came over and got on the machine gun while Bluestar drove.

Riding in the tank gave you such a destructive feeling, it was great and Bluestar loved it, and loved it even more as she aimed at 2 Stonetellers that were riding in a motorcycle and shot them with a tank round, killing them instantly. "GO TO PLACE OF NO STARS GET PWNED XDDDDDD" Yellowfang screamed into her microphone.

Thunderstar and Tallstar were teamed up and riding in a motorcycle towards one of the uncaptured areas, and Thunderstar immediately got out and killed all of the Stonetellers trying to INVADE THEIR VITAL REGIONS and working together, Tallstar and Thunderstar were able to successfully defend their position. That is, until a scout from the other team decided it would be so funny white girl cute to call an artillery strike on their position, and they were both blown across the map (a ridiculous distance, might I add) and Thunderstar slammed into the tank that Bluestar and Yellowfang were in.

"WHAT! Thunderstar NEVER dies!" Bluestar screeched. Honestly, seeing the gamertag "killer_muffin" being flung like a rag doll across the battlefield made her angry. "IM GONNA KILL WHOEVER DID THAT!"

The battlefield was total chaos. There seemed to be a stalemate, some Stonetellers were spawn killing, some Starclan cats were camping, and some were unleashing hellfire on the others.

"Oh get a load of this idiot!" Cried Stoneteller 42. "Hey! Noobslam! You paid 60 bucks to sit around and camp all day! Fight me noob!" He challenged Firestar, obviously not knowing his real name, so instead using his gamertag. "Get PWNED Stoneteller!" Firestar yelled back and came out of his perfect camping spot with a rifle grenade attached to his M1 garand, effectively firing it and blowing Stoneteller 42 away.

"You freaking noob tuber! You nub!" Screamed Stoneteller 42.

"Stonetellers unite! Fight offensive! Now!" Stoneteller 426 both barked AND meowed.

That's when all place of no stars broke loose.

Bluestar didn't even know what hit them but their tank was hit by 2 panzershreks and a rifle grenade and it send them on a one way trip into the river nearby. Firestar exploded from artillery fire, and Yellowfang was taken out by a mine. The other cats were being mowed down my machine gun fire.

"Oh my Starclan we were doing so well!" Yelled Bluestar in anger. "What now?! We're going to lose how did they do that!" Sure enough, the Tribe of Endless Hunting scores began to shoot up, much to Bluestar's dismay. "Yellowfang! Take the others and get on a motorcycle! I'm getting back in a tank! We need to focus on high speed!" She commanded, but alas, that didn't work either. Yellowfang ran right over a mine and blew herself up, and Bluestar didn't even make it to the tank. Now, seething with rage, she threw her microphone and yelled. Hmm. Maybe she was becoming more like Jayfeather when it came to raging.

The match was going to end very soon and Bluestar was feeling less than stellar about all of this. SHE WAS THE CHALLENGER. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN! But they weren't...They had to be doing something wrong! This was the stupid tribe for Starclan's sake! But then suddenly...Something amazing happened..

EMERGENCYLOTION has joined the game...

MEGANFOX has joined the game...

OMG I GOT SHOT has joined the game...

"WE BE COMMIN FO' YOU TRIBE OF ENDLESS HUNTING ASSHOLES! WE BE H4XXING UP IN HERE YOURE TOAST!" A familiar voice came over the headset and Bluestar wanted to cry with joy. Tigerstar, who had changed his gamertag to MEGANFOX had suddenly joined from somewhere in the great beyond.

"H4XX0RZ UNITE!" Came another familiar voice. Spottedleaf, otherwise known as EMERGENCYLOTION had also joined the game. That meant that...

"DOUBLE STARCLAN GONNA PWN YOU! PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE? MORE LIKE PREPARE FOR A PICKLE AND MAKE IT TRIPLE!" Screeched Brokenstar who's gamertag appeared to be OMG I GOT SHOT.

Immediately, Spottedleaf healed every downed cat on the Starclan team in the game, and Tigerstar literally shot through a concrete wall to kill Stoneteller OG, while Brokenstar teleported to all of the different positions and began to capture them for the Starclan team. Wow. Whatever was beyond Starclan, their hacking abilities were AMAZING. Some mad skillz for cats that didn't exist anymore.

Brokenstar must have been shot at least 50 times but he was using his god mode to fly around and drop bombs on everyone below him, and Tigerstar's super weapons made him unstoppable. He was literally shooting through concrete and tanks. Spottedleaf's medic abilities and her super speed made it so no one could hit her.

IT WAS A DREAM COME TRUE LIKE A CINDERELLA STORY!1122

"Stoneteller! We need to bring out the Garies!" Yelled Stoneteller.

"THOSE ARE FROM FALLOUT 3! BUT STONETELLER 37 HAS THE GARIES AND HE ISNT ON TODAY! WE NEED GARY 16!"

Gary clones were most definitely needed. It would have been so appealing to hear "HAHAHA Garyyyyyy!" Come over the speakers and watch the Gary clones kill off the H4X0RZ but noooo Stoneteller 37 had to go off to say hello to his great great great x100 granddaughter Book and wish her a happy flipping birthday. SIGH.

Within the last remaining minutes, the epic H4X0RZ and their 1337 speaking selves pulled the Starclan points up just a few points above the Tribe of Endless Hunting, and it was declared that Starclan won the match.

"YES! Take that NOOBS!" Yelled Bluestar.

"YOU CHEATED! You HACKED! LOSER!" Screamed Stoneteller OG

"YOU H4XED TOO NUB!" Yelled Tigerstar. "I KNOW A HACKER WHEN I SEE ONE. I HACKED YOUR ACCOUNT AND STOLE ALL OF YOUR MICROSOFT POINTS; BYE FELISHA."

MEGANFOX has left the game...

"ITS GREAT TO BE WITH YOU ALL AGAIN BUT I MUST GO. JUST KNOW THAT IM HAPPY WHERE I AM TELL FIRESTAR I LOVE HIM!112"

EMERGENCYLOTION has left the game...

"WE'LL COME HACK AND DEFEAT THE TRIBE WHENEVER YOU NEED US TOO. LATER."

OMG I GOT SHOT has left the game...

"UGH! Where did they go to?! I HAD SO MANY QUESTIONS!" Whined Bluestar. But alas, they could ask them because the bad contact trio had left. They would have to figure out a way to get to them somehow so they could play more often...

"Look on the bright side guise! THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT TIME!" Said Firestar happily. But Bluestar didn't want there to be a next time simply because she couldn't take nearly getting beat by the Tribe again. Maybe she would have to swallow her pride.

"I guess so, Firestar. I guess so." Said Bluestar.

Well. Bluestar certainly had some news for Jayfeather. Hopefully she would talk to him at the next full moon...

So I typed that up in the span of not a very long time. I wanted to get it up and update I hope this one is as funny as the other ones. Leave a review and let me know.