Sorry for the long wait but I like to thank AnimaniAshley for the idea and happy birthday to Agent BM.

(The theme song to Slappy the Squirrel plays)

House of Slappy

It's a night time in Burbank, California Slappy was invited to the house of Mouse and she can bring one guest, her Nephew Skippy. "It's about time Mickey Mouse invited me. I've been in cartoons while he was still being drawn." said Slappy.

"I thought you hated Disney Aunt Slappy?" Skippy asked.

"I did, but that's because of the emmys." said Slappy. "My cartoons were way more creative and funny then his. Are you ready Skippy?"

"I'm ready!" said Skippy.

Meanwhile at the house of Mouse the limo drives in and Max Goof opens the door. "Thanks Goofy Jr." said Slappy.

"I'm nothing like my dad." said Max.

"Whatever." said Slappy as she and Skippy walk towards the entrance.

Donald Duck opens his hand for a hand shake. "Welcome to the the house of Mouse!" said Donald.

"Shouldn't you be wearing any pants. This is a kids show for crying out loud!" said Slappy.

Donald Duck glared at the Squirrel and screamed. "Put a sock in it!" said Slappy and place a pile of dirty socks in Donald's mouth and a there was a stick of dynamite in the pile. Then the dynamite explodes and Donald's bill falls off.

"You remind me of a very young Daffy Duck." said Slappy.

Then they take their seats and it was a good view of the stage. "Wow we can see the stage." said Skippy.

"Best seats in the house." said Slappy. But that was short lived when Maleficent sat in front of the two squirrels. "Hey lady down in front!" Slappy exclaimed.

Maleficent turned around and looked at Skippy and Slappy. "Aunt Slappy that's Maleficent, the mistress of all evil." Skippy whispered to his aunt.

"Thank you captain obvious." said Slappy. "Look here, my nephew and I are trying to see the show so can you take those horns off."

"You're asking me, the mistress of all evil to move to another table?" Maleficent asked furiously.

"Look here lady, I'm here to enjoy a free meal and entertainment so find another table." said Slappy.

Then storm clouds formed around the dark fairy. "I will do no such thing!" Maleficent shouted.

Slappy takes out a mallet and whacks Maleficent all the way into the Queen of Hearts unbirthday cake. "Oh shut up!"

When Pete saw the whole thing he had a sinister idea. "I'll take out that Squirrel and shut down the house of Mouse. Like killing two birds with one stone." said Pete and laughed in a way and rubbed his hands. But the Cheshire Cat was spying on them.

"Not if I out fox her first." said the Cheshire Cat.

Then the show was starting and Mike has introduced Mickey. "Hi everybody! Today we have special guest. Slappy the slap happy Squirrel." said Mickey and the spotlight shines on Skippy and Slappy. "We also have a special cartoon."

The Chershire cat shows up and has red sticks on his paws and tail. "It's nice to meet you Slappy." said the Cheshire Cat.

"Yeah, yeah. If you want a autograph make it quick." said Slappy.

"Actually I have these candles." said the Cheshire Cat and places them on the table and lights them up. Then he disappears.

The Cheshire Cat is hiding behind a wall, but Slappy gives the Cheshire Cat a cake. "Here." said Slappy.

"Aw it's my unbirthday." said the Cheshire Cat. Then it turns out the candles were actually dynamite sticks and blew up.

"You remind me of a young Sylvester." said Slappy.

Meanwhile Pete has told the other villains about Slappy Squrriel, so far they came up with ways to take her down. Captain Hook rolled in a cannon and aimed it at Slappy and lit it and covered his ears. But Slappy flip the cannon without looking, and instead of a cannonball, it was the crocodile that ate Captain Hook's hand.

"Smee!" Captain Hook screamed.

"That's been done." said Slappy.

Count Frollo sneaks up behind Slappy with a sword in his hands, but Slappy takes out a club and hits Frollo's face without looking. Turbo has placed a rabid wolverine under a silver platter and made Goofy served it to Skippy and Slappy, when Turbo returned to his table he noticed that his meal arrived he lifted the cover and the same rabid wolverine attacks Turbo.

"I had the wrong order." said Slappy.

Ursula brought in a cake with dynamite sticks to Slappy. "Oh come on that's been done by Sid the Squid." said Slappy. "Plus a few minutes ago!" Slappy places the sticks of dynamite in Ursula's tentacles and spun her around and Ursula exploded.

"Wait, I've done that trick." said Slappy.

Then Hermes zooms in. "Letter for Slappy Squrriel." said Hermes and runs off.

"Dear Slappy, it was all I came up with. Signed Smokescreen2814." said Slappy and read the letter. "You're suppose to be a writer."

"Aunt Slappy, I think the Evil queen from Snow White is bringing over the poison apple." said Skippy.

Slappy takes out a bow and arrow and shoots the poison apple out of the Evil Queen's hands. "Eat your heart out Hawkeye." said Slappy.

Kaa slithered down and attempted to use hypothesis on Slappy, but she takes out a mirror and Kaa was under his Slappy's control. "Ok go to the ugly stepsisters and freak them out." Slappy commanded. Kaa slithered all the way to the ugly stepsisters and they heard them scream.

"Good one Aunt Slappy!" said Skippy.

Hans and Gaston are behind Slappy with swords in their hands, but they were launched in the air. "Something's fishy in the house of mouse." said Slappy.

Slappy and Skippy are backstage with Mickey and Minne Mouse, to complain about the villains attacking them. "How did this whole thing started?" Minne asked.

"Because Maleficent's horns were in front of us. That was even worst than her movie." said Slappy.

"I saw the reviews, people were disappointed." said Mickey.

"Mickey I found out who's behind this!" said Daisy pointing to Pete.

"Pete I should of known." said Mickey.

"Who's Pete?" Skippy asked.

"He's been trying to shut down the House of Mouse for himself." said Daisy.

"He's nothing like Walter Wolf. I can take him down before the ending." said Slappy.

Meanwhile Mickey was about to start the last cartoon of the evening. When Goofy has served Pete his food, when he takes a bite out of his chicken it was hot, spicy hot. Pete was running around the place and grabbed a fishbowl with Flounder in it and drinks the water in it, but that only made it worst. Then Pete grabbed Alice's milk and drinks it, that made him feel better.

"That's my milk." said Alice.

"Get your own!" said Pete and walked back to his table.

"Before we say good night I just wanna bring Slappy Squrriel to the stage!" said Mickey. Slappy walked up on stage and took a bow.

"I would like to say thanks to Aladdin, Robin Hood, Peter Pan, Wreck-it Ralph, the Big Hero 6 and others I can't name because this cartoon is ending." said Slappy. "But I just wanna give a special thanks to Pete."

The spotlight shines on Pete and henwas surprised. "Who me?" Pete asked.

"You're a star Pete." said Slappy and took out a detonator and presses it. Turns out there was a box of TNT under Pete's chair and he went flying through the roof. "A shooting star that is. Make a wish Skippy!"

"I did!" said Skippy.

"So did I." said Slappy.

Then the cartoon ends with the hole closing. But Slappy opens it up and says. "Now that's comedy." said Slappy.

Wasn't that great? Happy 18th birthday Agent BM! Please review and stay frosty.