Tony, Tony, where are you?
I need to speak to you Stark! It's important!
I'm here Widow. What's the matter?
It's Bruce. He replied, he thinks he must be on one of the islands in Fiji. Probably one of the uninhabited ones, and he said to use Gamma detectors to find him. He hasn't eaten since he crashed.
Oh hell. I'll start them searching now Tasha, then we can fly out there, and look around a bit more.
He said maybe use thermals? Except he's in a cave, so they may not work.
There'll probably be a residue of heat around the cave, something we might be able to pick up on. If we could get him out of the cave when we go over, then we can grab him easier. Can I speak to him?
No, you can't Tony. No, don't look at me like that, no one can speak to him.
It died Tony, the battery on his comms died. I don't know if it was just the microphone, he might be able to hear us still, but we can't hear him.
Hell. Ow!
Tony, don't hurt yourself! It's not your fault.
Humph. I better start these scanners. How am I meant to scan Gamma radiation in Fiji from here?
Go and tell whoever wants to come that we are leaving in two hours.
Tony? Everyone's coming.
We're taking the jet, can you load it up with enough stuff for us? Food, Drink, a couple of first aid kits, etcetera.
Okay. I'll get Clint to look it over and check everything's ready.
Thanks Tasha. I've requested to 'borrow' some researcher's detectors over there. Can't exactly just barge in and use them like we did before.
Once we're over there I can use ours from the jet.
We'll find him Tasha, or my names not Tony Stark.
He wants to come home. He told me he did. I'll go and speak to the others.
Bye, see you in a bit, I'll just tinker around in here for a while. Can I borrow the mic for a while, see if I can't get the other end working?
Sure. Here's the speakers too. See you later Tony.
Bye Tasha. I'll get this lot going hopefully.
Bruce, you had better be not replying because of the battery, and not because he destroyed it.
We should put trackers in the mics, not just in the jet.
Then we would find you instantly.
You do know how many islands there are in Fiji? And you're on one of them. One of many.
Please make it easy for us to find you Bruce.
Leaving in 5 minutes guys, get on the jet if you still want to come.
Did you bring some spare clothes for Bruce?
Yeah, they're on there.
Weapons?
We don't expect an attack, but of course they are.
Water?
Enough for a week.
Most importantly, food?
Yes. Enough for a month for a group of normal people, but Thor's here, so it should last us up to a week, depends how hungry he is.
Can we go then?
Yes! Everyone on now, Clint with me in the cockpit, Tasha, Wanda, keep Thor away from the food.
We'll give him a film to watch.
He still needs to see Half-Blood Prince, stick that on. You may as well, we have a fair length journey to go, and I need to hack into the local detectors as well.
Aha! Hacked them.
With permission of course.
They're searching for gamma radiation now.
Clint, if we can continue to circle and fly over all the islands, don't land us, so I can build up a map of the radiation.
Sure thing boss.
Hawky?! In theory, there should be a strong spot on one of the islands, and we should be able to just go in and out and grab him.
Is there anything we can do?
Um, yes Tasha. Can you bring us out some food?
So in other words, nothing to do with the mission except wait for the scanners.
I'm afraid so. Food?
Hang on. There's a pile of Avengers watching Harry Potter between the cockpit and the food. I can't move them.
Ow!
Sorry Thor, you shouldn't have moved your arm!
Let me get the pilots some food, otherwise they'll crash us into a mountain.
Hey! We would never do that, we would die first!
Here's your food. Be happy with that, I don't fancy clambering over them again any time soon.
Next time you should just stick some food in here. I'm sure there's space for a mini fridge in that cupboard.
Yes there is. Tony, why didn't you stick a fridge in here?
Because there's a giant one in the back, I never though we would have this many people on here at once!
When you invited everyone to live on the tower together, you should have expected to have a lot of people in our jet as well?
Shut up Clint. I'll build a fridge in here once we've finished this mission.
Yay!
It does not mean that you can decide to build a nest in here and live in here all the time.
Awh, but Tony.
Don't think I don't know about the vents.
Everyone knows about the vents.
What, about your nest above the kitchen?
How did you know about that? You didn't put a camera in there again did you?
No, but there's one in the kitchen, I wanted to know who was eating all the shawarma.
That wasn't me.
No, it was Steve. I didn't even think he liked shawarma!?
He must do, if he's stealing it.
Hmm. He could at least buy it.
You do realise you never give us chance to pay for it.
You realise, that Pepper just does an online shop every week, leaves it open on a laptop, and everyone adds what they want to it? I don't really get a look in to what is being brought... she just uses my card, all the time.
You did tell Pepper we were going to Fiji right?
Oops.
Tony! Ring her, now, or I will.
Yes, ma'am. Women these days...
Tony? How many ways do I know to kill you? And you realise Pepper trusts me more than you.
Double Agent...
I can hear you! Go and ring Pepper, before we both kill you.
But the scanners?
I can sit and watch them. Now go!
Anything come up on the scanners yet?
Nope. What did Pepper say?
None of your business. Move over.
She shouted at you again, didn't she?
Shut up Natasha.
I'm not saying anything. I'm going to go join the others watching the film, it should be nearly finished now.
Why's everyone crying?
Oh. You're at the end of the Half Blood Prince.
Just wait until the next one.
Here, catch, tissue.
Now we know how to make Thor cry.
But why did he have to kill him?
You'll find out in the last film Thor.
Last? There's only one left though.
No, they split the 7th book into two films.
Why?
They needed to. Its worth it though. Now, have you guys finished off all the food?
Um. Perhaps.
Did you save some for Bruce?
Lucky I hid some away for him then isn't it? As well as some for the return journey?
Thank you.
Tony, have you got anything yet?
Maybe. There's definitely a peak on this island here, I think it's worth having a look. I'm getting Clint to circle down towards it now.
You called me Clint?!
You didn't call me boss beforehand.
Oh.
Now, head down Birdbrain.
AN: Should they find Bruce straight away? Or should this peak be just a red herring? Opinions?