The Next Darren Shan

by God-O-Strife

This story has been edited and revised and now at: /s/11577791/1/The-Saga-of-Deidre-Lancaster You are free to read this, but it is a rough draft, and I find it ugly.

2. I am sorry, this is not a chapter

NOTICE:

Hello humans,

It is I, LadyAldatonaeUniversaSecond, now changed to God-O-Strife. So, there've been lots of changes. I have recently been struck with inspiration and, in order to procrastinate more from homework, have decided to rewrite The Next Darren Shan under the title: The Saga of Deidre Lancaster. You can read it at the link:

s/11577791/1/The-Saga-of-Deidre-Lancaster

I intend to actually finish and update that one more, as I am very stressed with the horrible International Baccalaureate program's last two years, and need something to make me happy. Fan fiction makes me happy, therefore I shall write it more often in order to be a proper procrastinating IB student. For those of you who don't know what IB is, the I shall explain it to you: it is main cause for procrastination, stress, mental break downs, and the like since 1968. Fuck you, HQ in Switzerland! Anyway, I do intend to write more things, so you may celebrate, however the quality will be questionable as I am slightly insane due to the effects of the IB program. But need not worry. This is . We're all mad here.

I love you, my small in quantity but lovely readers,

God-O-Strife

(previously LadyAldatonaeUniversaSecond)

P.S. I also plan to write one shots. I really wonder how that'll turn out...