ZY: Something I wrote for a little humor. Enjoy.
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Touch of Blue and Red DBZ : Interview Chapter; 20 Questions.
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Question 1: How did the two of you first meet?
Jeice: I first met Burter when we both were new recruits in Frieza-sama's army. 'e scared away some annoyin' winkers that were, well, guess the best way ta describe it was that they thought I was a gal and wanted ta "keep me company". Trust me, I was about ta use me Crusher Ball on them when Burter appeared on the scene. At first I thought 'e also thought I was a gal and was about ta 'it on me, but then after those winkers ran off 'e said ta me "Those pricks aren't worth the attack that ya were about ta use on them". I was surprised that 'e knew 'bout me attack, but I guessed that 'e 'ad potential 'bout bein' a fighter. We introduced ourselves to one another. And after that and after 'undred of training sessions we 'ad tagether, we not only became great mates but also THE best tag-team in Frieza-sama's army.
Burter: I'm well aware about when Jeice met me, but I saw him first. It was when all of the new recruits were required to do some battle evaluations. I was the first one to finish my evaluation, in record time might I add, so I figured I'd see what some of the other were made of and watch their evaluations. That was when I saw Jeice's white hair as he did his evaluation, he was a bit rusty around the edges but he did a hell of a lot better then a lot of the other recruits. Plus it didn't hurt that he was pleasing to the eyes. And after I saw those brainless recruits "hitting" on him, I figured I'd stop Jeice from doing any unnecessary attacks.
Interviewer: So you guys actually met before you became members of the Ginyu Force.
Burter & Jeice: *Nods*
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Question 2: When did the two of realizes you were in love with one another?
Jiece: That one's a bit of a toughie. I guess for me, it was when I realized that we were compatible in every way basically.
Burter: *Blushes* Ummm... Well... Oi, Jeice...
Jeice: Yeah?
Burter: You remember when I caught that weird 48 hour cold?
Jeice: Course I do, I took care of ya when those bloody doctors said that they couldn't do a damn thing... Wait a minute...
Burter: *Blushes and nods*
Jeice: THAT was when ya realized that ya loved me?
Burter: *Softly* yes...
Jeice: Aww *Kisses Burter on the cheek* Ya 'ave a sweet 'eart, Chosen.
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Question 3: When was your first kiss?
Jeice: As much as I 'ate ta admit it, it wasn't all sugarplums and rainbows, unfortunately. It was before we got tagether at that bloody 'oliday party at King Cold's castle. That bloody winker Salza thought it would be funny ta trip me and make me fall right on topa Burter. We both fell ta tha ground and our lips ended up touching. Arg, those bloody winkers in Frieza-sama's army made fun of us for an ENTIRE week. I'ma sure Salza planed tha whole bloody thing.
Burter: Urg, our first kiss wasn't as nice as I would have liked it, or if that should even be called a kiss. It was at that so-called holiday party at King Cold's castle. This was before we became a couple. I was sitting in a chair sipping some punch, minding my own business, then Cooler's right-hand man, Salza, tripped Jiece and he fell right on top me and making us fall to the ground. When we were trying to get up, our lips ended up against one another. After that, for the entire week after that party, lots of the other warriors were making fun of us. I don't have proof, but I was sure that Salza planed the whole damn thing.
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Question 4: Do the two of you look forward to any particular activities together?
Jeice: We do tons of stuff during our quality time actually. And before ya ask, not sex, that only applies when we both are in tha mood.
Interviewer: We're not at those questions yet! Just tell us what you two like to do when you're not doing Ginyu Force stuff.
Jeice: Oh... Sorry mate...
Burter: *Pats Jeice on the back* It's okay, love, anyone could have made that mistake. Anyway. We like to listen to our audiobooks and music, playing some games, ooohhhh, and snuggling with each other.
Interviewer: *Thinking* not what I was expecting.
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Question 5: Anyone on Frieza 79 give either of you any problems about being a couple?
Jeice: Yeah, there were a couple of people, but their not around anymore. *Smirks*.
Burter: Not anymore *Smirks*.
Interviewer: Umm... Okay... Next question.
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Question 6: How did the other Ginyus react when they found out that you two were together?
Jeice: In order?
Interviewer: Sure. You can use chronological order.
Burter: Well, Captain Ginyu was the first to find out and he was fine with it, as long as it doesn't effect our work.
Jeice: That's our Kaptin for ya. 'e's tha greatest kaptin in tha universe.
Burter: Next was Recoome. It took a while for him to realize that we were a couple, and he a good with it. Although, I still don't think he really knows what being a couple actually means.
Jeice: Agreed. 'e'sa good mate and fighter in all, but 'e not tha brightest star in tha sky if ya know what I mean.
Burter: Guldo was the last one. He did said he was cool with us being a couple; although for some reason, he didn't look us in the eye when he said it, or for the rest of the week.
Jeice: Yeah, I wonder why?
Interviewer: You think he saw something romantic between you two?
Burter: That's a possibility. Maybe he saw us kissing when we thought we were alone.
Jeice: That must be it, but wonder why 'e couldn't look at us?
Burter: *Shrugs* Maybe he's shy about romance.
Jeice: That must be it.
Interviewer: *thinking* I don't think Guldo just saw them kissing...
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Question 7: Anything you guys actually don't like about the other?
Jeice & Burter: Our height difference.
Burter: It's a bit difficult sometimes when we want to kiss.
Jeice: Yeah, either Burter 'as ta bend or kneel down, or I gotta float up if we wanna.
Burter: I've always been the tallest and biggest of my age group and I never really thought it would have been a problem until I met Jeice and we became a couple. Although~ *Gives Jeice a mischievous look*.
Jeice: Burter don't even THINK about telling 'em that.
Burter: Oh please, that'll only stay between us.
Jeice: *Blushes* It betta be...
Interviewer: *thinking* I'm not sure I wanna know.
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Question 8: What are your favorite drinks and foods?
Jeice: I like eating what you guys call a veggie-wrap with some apples and peaches mixed in.
Burter: Cooked wild game stuffed with greens, tomatoes, and carrots and some peach drizzle is my all time favorite food. The veggies are a recent addition, but, surprisingly, they actually enhance the flavor of the meat.
Jeice: For drinks, umm, I guess grape juice.
Burter: Ginger ale, hands down.
Interviewer: *shocked* Nothing alcoholic?
Burter: No, stuff dulls the senses and it slows me down.
Jeice: *cringes* I 'ate that awful tasting stuff, 'cides, can't drink alcohol anyway.
Interviewer: Because you're pregnet?
Jeice: Um, yeah, lets go with that...
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Question 9: Who's better in the morning?
Burter: Jeice. He actually gets up when the alarm goes off. I just hit the snooze and go back to sleep.
Jeice: I am. Burter's not much of a morning person.
Burter: Yeaah, although I do get out of bed when I realize Jeice's not in bed with me.
Jeice: One reason why I'm tha first one up.
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Question 10: Who's better at cooking?
Jeice: It's 50/50. I'm better at cooking breakfasts and desserts.
Buter: While I'm better at cooking lunches and dinners.
Interviewer: Really? Who knew?
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Question 11: Okay, Time to go into the personal questions. How was your first "time" with each other?
Jeice: *Blushes*
Burter: Umm *scratches cheek* do we really have to answer that?
Interviewer: Yes, but you don't have to give us any details.
Jeice: *Still blushing*
Burter: It was... Umm... Very awkward but very enjoyable.
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Question 12: Who's the little spoon and who's the big spoon?
Jeice: Spoons?
Burter: How's a eating utensil a personal question?
Interviewer: ... I think we'll go to the next question now.
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Question 13: Who's usually tops?
Jeice: *Looks at Burter*
Burter: *Raises hand*
Interviewer: Interesting. Ever switch?
Jeice: *Blushes*
Burter: We tried once, but...
Jeice: *Really blushing* I, um... C-couldn't... Um... *buries face in Burter's side*
Burter: *Blushes* Next question please.
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Question 14: Have either of you ever masturbated when you two were together?
Burter: Jeice did, as a birthday present to me *Evil Smirk*.
Interviewer: ?
Jeice: *Blushing* B-B-B-Burter! D-d-don't tell 'em that!
Burter: Aww but Jeice, it WAS an amazing birthday present.
Jeice: *Points to the Interviewer* They don't need to know that!
Interveiwer: ?! Ummm... Next question.
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Question 15: Have you ever done any roleplaying?
Burter: A few times actually, but my favorite one was the Massage roleplay. Jeice's really good at pretending to be cluelessly cute, not to mention he looks amazing in the massager uniform with a miniskirt.
Jeice: Mine was the Butler one. *blushes* Burter looked soooo dashing in tha uniform and 'e provided excitant "services".
Interviewer: Ummm... Where did you even get the clothing for the roleplaying?
Jeice: We know someone who 'as an "interesting" 'obby.
Burter: All honestly, we found out by accident, but after a bit of chatting, we came to an agreement and if we ask nicely, we can use some of the outfits.
Jeice: Yup. *smiles*.
Interviewer: *Thinking* wonder who that person is?
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Question 16: Any particular fetishes?
Burter: I do love the taste of Jeice's skin. I have a hard time not licking him when we're engaging in sex. *Licks lips*.
Jeice: Burter's tongue feels absolutely amazing on me skin. *Shudders* Aahh, just thinking about it makes me hot.
Burter: *Smirks evilly and licks Jeice's cheek*.
Jeice: Eeeeep.
Interviewer: Umm, guys... Can you do that after the interview is over!?
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Question 17: Any dirty talk?
Jeice: ? Dirty talk?
Burter: How's that personal? Come to think of it, what is it exactly?
Interviewer: Umm, never mind, that kind of answered the question.
Burter & Jeice: ?
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Question 18: Have you guys ever had sex in one of those space pods?
Birter & Jeice: No!
Burter: But we did have to share one on a trip back to Frieza 79 once.
Jeice: Yup, and trust us it was a tight fit and there wasn't even enough room ta kiss or snuggle. So there was no way we could've 'ad sex in them even if we wanted ta.
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Question 19: What was the most embarrassing moment that has ever happened to you guys when you were together?
Jeice: *Blushes* When someone spiked me drink during a party. Urg, worst part was I actually remember everything. Thank goodness Burter got me away from tha party before I could embarrass meself any further. This was way before I was carrying a child.
Burter: *Buries face in hands* For me, it was when that bastard, Salza, gave me an open box full of sex toys, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, and told me to use them with Jeice next time we have sex. Kami, what the hell was that bastard thinking?
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Question 20: Excited about the baby? If so, are you hoping for a boy or girl?
Jeice: We are.
Burter: And we're fine with either. But we're going to have to deal with unwanted bachelors if we have a girl.
Jeice: How so?
Burter: Because I know she'll inherit your looks and I know she's going to have tons boys after her.
Jeice: Right, that's true. I know all taa well bout that, though I think most of tha unwanted attention was because of me pheromones.
Burter: Oh yeah. I'm glad that you now only release those pheromones when you're with me now.
Jeice: Same 'ere Chosen.
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ZY: I hope everyone liked this random chapter.