Steven Destroys the World with a Bag of Chips

by Edgemaster123

Steven sat down and ate a bag of chips. Then everything went downhill from there in this perfect fanfic that is a real thing that really happened for real in the real world, really!

2. Steven Destr- wait, hang on

Peridot, get off of the internet.

"No."

Peridot.

"No!"

PERIDOT!

"Fine, but this is the last time that I listen to a fusion such as yourself!"

That's it, I'm putting you back on the leash.

"NO NO WAIT I'LL DO ANYTHING!"

Heh, that's what I thought. So, get off of the internet.

"... apart from that."

...

"..."

... that's it, no internet for 1000 years.

"Aw, man... not cool."