Last time, the twenty-three were introduced to their summer home and settled in, having some already unnatural events occur. After settling in and running from a Nintendo fag named Chad, they had a banquet to celebrate their first day into the home. Not much happened until David and Heather finally arrived, being late since David mistook West Africa for America. After their banquet, they watched 'The Interview' in the nice, cozy living room as Isaac fapped in the corner. Announcing that they were going to a famous beach that just opened, Amina gave everyone some bathing suits, sunscreen, and some towels and the Plazians realized they didn't have a ride, so they made a bet and Angel had to give all twenty-four a piggyback ride to the Plazian Neko Shores to start their first summer adventure.
"Come on, slave, faster!" Lindsay demanded, threatening to use her whip on the young web programmer.
"Yeah, Angel, hurry up before I make you step on a lego!" Erman also threatened.
"But you don't even own any-"
Erman held up a yellow bucket filled with colorful toy bricks.
"I should've known," Angel sighed, going faster. All of the passing cars and other vehicles all gave the boy weird looks, for it was a rather unusual way of transportation.
"Mommy, who's that?" a kid asked his mother while they both looked at the web-tech from their Dodge Viper.
"A faggot, son, now cover your eyes," the mother ordered her son, driving away quicker than before.
"e-e How much longer until we get to the beach? Kishy?" Angel paused and then turned to query Kishy, who was listening to some Mozart on her phone.
"Hm..." Kishy sighed, closing her app and entering Google Maps. "About 208.437 miles."
"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Thirty minutes later of crawling on all fours, carrying twenty-four annoying people.
"... └༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ OH EE AH EE AH UH EYE EE OH EE AH └༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ ," Jakob sang in repeat. Jakob had been annoying everyone with his dank memes, but he wasn't the only one being annoying.
"...so then, Isaac grabbed Cole by the tie and ripping off both of their pants with a pocket knife..." Autumn wrote on a notepad out-loud while Eric was creating fan art for her fanfiction.
"...I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god, all my people from the front to the back nod, back nod, now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me rapbot," Kane rapped the lyrics to rap god while Stacy dropped her sick beatboxing skills.
"...why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? Because they can't run that far!" Logan laughed followed by Sarina and Ben.
Angel was very annoyed by all of this talking at once, making him more and more determined to get to the Plazian Neko Shores until eventually he broke the time barrier and they traveled 3478349859056 miles per minute until they were finally there by the entrance. Everyone was quiet and in shock at the speed.
"THERE! Happy now?!" Angel finally spoke, stretching to loosen his muscles, then adjusting his glasses.
The twenty-five were sitting on Angel on the sidewalk for the beach, next to the parking lot. Bamboo plants tied together with sturdy silk served as a gate to separate the beach from the parking lot. Angel crawled his way over to the brown sign which read in neon white 'Plazian Neko Shores', and then he let everyone get off his back.
"Well damn, Angel?" David blinked twice in shock.
"FINALLY WE'RE HERE! Angel wouldn't let us walk!" Spencer began to kiss the sandy ocean floor
"o_o... if you wanted to walk, you could've-"
"I'm happy, my feet have been killing me all day!" Tyanna smiled down at Spencer.
"Yeah, me too," Spencer nodded, completely changing his opinion.
Angel facepalmed as everyone entered the beach until Erman placed his right hand on Angel's shoulder before passing through.
"Angel, relax, we're here and ready to have fun. Here, I brought your bag," Erman handed Angel an fuzzy black bag.
"Um... Erman, what is this made of? It's so itchy and messy..." Angel asked, scratching his sides.
"My pubes!" Erman smiled, side-hugging Angel.
"OH HELL NO."
"Come on guys, hurry up. The changing room is a huge grayish building on the right of the entrance's gate. And don't worry, the rooms in the building have a boys symbol to indicate a boys' side, and a girls symbol to show the girls side. Hurry up, slackers," Jack grabbed both of the web programmers by their Hawaiian shirts and forced them into the boys' side.
Inside the males changing room, they decided to take a shower since the ride over there was a bit messy. That was a big mistake. When Kane and David turned on the fosset units, the room began to steam up and that was when it was safe to strip off of any clothes. The males then went through their bags and grabbed some soap to begin showering and changing. The girls did this too, but their side was a bit more... tame...
In one area of the room, Jagger was peacefully bathing himself and scratching behind his ears. Since he was a dog and holding things was an obstacle, and soap was slippy, when he was using the soap to clean his fur, the soap slipped and fell on the ground. There was a silent pause in the room and Isaac gave Jagger his rape face.
"Uh oh," Jack backed up slowly, followed by the rest of the boys doing the same.
"Jagger... did you just drop the soap?" Isaac asked sensually.
"Um... no-"
Isaac picked up the soap, showed everyone around his, and then dropped it back down where it was.
"Come on, pick it up."
"Um... but I'm done..."
"You didn't clean behind your ears, Jagger. I can taste it," Isaac whispered loudly, licking Jagger's right ear.
"What the fuck?"
"Pick it up, now."
"But-"
"PICK. IT. UP."
"Okay-" right when Jagger picked up the soap, Isaac grabbed him and Isaac used his right hand to find his iPod inside his bag and when he found it, he pulled it up to Jagger's left ear.
"No! Isaac, I have a gun, and I'm not afraid to use it!" Jagger panicked, trying to get away. Isaac's grip was too strong. "Come on, someone, help me!" Jagger demanded. There was a silence.
All of the boys quickly abandoned their showers after finishing off and they changed into their swimsuits, then leaving the changing room to meet up with the girls, leaving Isaac and Jagger alone. There was silence, and the small pattering of the water was the only noise made for a few seconds, before Isaac spoke.
"Well, time to get busy," Isaac smirked, turning on 'Party in the USA' for Jagger up to maximum boost.
...
So I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away. I'm nodding my head like yeaaaah, moving my hips like yeaaah, so I got my hands up, they're playing my song, I know it's gonna be okay! YEA-AAA-UH-AAAAAAAAAAAAH, IT'S A PARTY IN THE USA!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jagger shouted, trying to escape the monstrosity that was Miley Cyrus.
"Hey David, how do you stay this good looking?" Sami turned to David, examining his body with her eyes.
"With carrots, of course. Sometimes I make them into a juice, sometimes I just eat them raw. Or insert them anally."
"AHHHHHHH," Jakob and Logan cringed at the thought of it.
After Isaac was done torturing Jagger, Isaac changed into his swim trunks while Jagger just walked out without changing, since he already had white fur to cover up his junk. Even then, dogs don't wear clothes, now do they? The two then caught up with everyone, who were waiting by the entrance for the building they changed in.
"Hey Isaac! Hey Jagger! Glad you guys are finally here, we're going to the snack bar first to talk!" Amina smiled at the two.
"Yeah, I'm ordering some sweet Apple Jack vag-... wait... Jagger?" Spencer paused, squinting his eyes at the dog.
"Hey Jakob, I brought you some-... coconut... milk..." Cole walked back to the area where the gang had met up at and paused just before handing Jakob his coconut milk.
"Jagger! You forgot your trunks, you aren't allowed to go to the beach like that!" Kane shrieked, pointing at Jagger's lower part of his body.
"But I'm a d-"
"FREEZE, PEASANT," an African-American teenager with black hair and brown eyes ran over to Jagger. His nametag read 'Jordan Trollalot' on it. "I'm sorry, but did you forget your trunks? I'm afraid we'll have to have a word with the manager of this place about this," Jordan said, grabbing Jagger by the collar.
"But I'm a dog!" Jagger shouted out in confusion and anger.
"Yeah, yeah, tell that to the manager," Jordan nodded, dragging Jagger carefully away.
"...well then..." Lindsay said in confusion, placing her hands on her hips.
"Hey, I'm sure Jagger will be back soon with a nice pair of trunks. Now, come on, let's go to the snack bar. Drinks and snacks on me," Kane smiled at everyone as they cheered, running for the coconut shaped snackbar's stools.
"Aw, dammit, v-v" Jagger growled as he was taken away by Jordan.
When the group of Plazians got to the snack bar, they saw that Sammi and Sarina were already there. Sammi was stealing pina coladas while Sarina grabbed them and put them in a black non-transparent trash-bag while the worker behind the booth was on a smoke break.
"Hey! Sammi and Sarina!" Tyanna shouted, running over to them.
"SHIT, SARINA, THE COPS ARE HERE. REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU?!" Sammi panicked, her grayish-blue pupils getting wide.
"Um... uh... run for your life...?" Sarina answered back, sheepishly.
"YEAH- wait... oh. It's just Tyanna," Sammi shrugged, waving back as Tyanna got closer and closer, followed by the other nineteen (oooh, two are missing #2spooki4me) friends.
"Hey Sam! Uh... whatcha doing there?" Tyanna paused, giving the others time to catch up, noticing Sammi throwing alcohol pouches inside a trash-bag held by Sarina. It appeared to Tyanna that Sarina and Sammi had teamed up to steal various alcoholic pouches while the worker who would normally be over there was either taking a break or slacking off.
"Stealing some pi-na co-la-DAAAA~" Sarina sang bluntly as Sammi nodded.
"Oh..." Kane laughed a little, sitting down. Since there were only eight silver stools with red cushioning, the other thirteen stood up. The ones who sat down from left to right were Kishy, Jakob, Kane, Isaac, Tyanna, Cole, Spencer, and Lindsay. The others had to stand up.
"Well, you guys won't rat us out, correct?" Sammi asked, creating an ominous look in her eyes.
"No, but if you two get caught, we're not paying for your bail," Kishy sighed, adjusting her black one-piece swimsuit.
"Okay, good," Sammi smiled a mischievous smile, turning her head away from Kishy and continuing to steal some margarita pouches and throwing them into Sarina's bag. Sammi drank some of the aged Russian vodka she had stolen from the cabinet underneath the table part of the booth that separates the stools and the workers' area.
"Hey, may I get you eight anyth- HEY! STOP THOSE THIEVES!" a man with messy blondish brown hair and green eyes, wearing a red Hawaiian shirt and black and yellow shorts with some black crocks, told the two thieves. His name-tag read 'Dalton' on it.
"OH CRAP, A REAL ONE. Come on, Sarina, save the alcohol!" Sammi ordered Sarina, raising a fist up and then running like there was no tomorrow.
"GET BACK HERE!" Dalton ran for the two girls like lightning. Behind him was a girl wearing the same thing as Dalton except a more feminine size and a name-tag which read 'Shay Atomos' on it. She blinked twice, like she was just stunned that all of that happened in under five seconds or less.
...
"One fettuccine, please," Kane asked Shay, breaking the silence.
Sarina and Sammi began running like crazy until they were chased all the way up to the building where they changed.
"Don't you girls go in there..." the teenager named Dalton warned the two thieves.
"Oh! Thanks for the idea!" Sarina winked at Dalton. She looked up at Sammi and high-fived her, rushing into the girls only area.
"DAMMIT, now I have to get my blindfold!" Dalton groaned, running out of the building altogether.
Huff... huff... "Sarina... nice one..." Sammi paused, finally standing up. She turned to Sarina. "Are all of the pouches still in there?"
"Hm..." Sarina replied, bending over to check her trash-bag. "Yep! The margarita pouches, the champagne pouches, the pina colada pouches, the red wine pouches..."
"What about the aged Russian vodka?"
"...yep, it's in there too," Sarina dimpled, standing back up after tightening the bag.
"Good... now, that Dalton pleb is coming back soon. We need to find a room in this girls area to hide this alcohol..." Sammi thought out-loud.
"Most of the changing rooms should be locked though, so we need to find one that is not occupied," Sarina informed Sammi.
"Well then, we have to try all of them. You start on that right door, and I'll start at the left door. We have to hurry. That pleb is probably coming back," Sammi ordered, gesturing Sarina to the last white door on the left side.
The two girls quickly rushed their jobs, trying to open every door, but none were unlocked. None except the two where Sammi and Sarina met. Both girls looked at each other, and then the last two doors.
"Which one do you wanna try first, Sam?" Sarina asked shyly.
"Hm... I have a good feeling that this one is unlocked," Sammi riposted, reaching her hand out for the door Sarina was the closest to. Sammi slowly opened the door and gasped. "It's opened!" Sammi whispered. However, it felt like there were people in there. Opening the door a little bit more. The two girls quietly poked their heads in.
David was spanking Heather's ass with a whip, forcing her to call him her master.
"o-o" Sammi's face showed.
"O_O" Sarina's face showed.
They shut the door slowly, hoping the two... err... lovers didn't notice them, and then tried to see if Sammi's door was unlocked and not occupied. It wasn't locked, and just to make sure it wasn't occupied, they slowly spied on the actions of the room. There was none, and after a few minutes, they decided to stash the alcohol in a bunk on top of the room.
"There..." Sammi said clapping her hands.
"GIRLSSSSSSSSSSS!" Dalton shouted, busting the door open.
"AH-" Sammi quickly cuffed her hand over Sarina's mouth and whispered something in Sarina's ear.
"Listen, Sarina... the enemy is blind, so that means if we're quiet, we can tip-toe out right in front of his face. It doesn't really sound like this guy is straight, so he'll keep his blindfold on. Now... follow my footsteps."
Sammi and Sarina slowly tip-toed. They were lucky that they were still in their swimsuits and not wearing any shoes that might hit the floor, because they made it out safely and made sure the alcohol was in a safe place.
"Phew!" Sammi wiped her bangs from getting in her eyes and looked at Sarina. "We made it. I'm glad my training paid off for you, Sarina. Now, let's leave safely."
"Right!" the two girls ran out of the changing building and back to the snack bar.
"Another martini, please," Spencer rose a finger up and asked Shay, who was busy making Jakob fried Magikarp, Cole ramen, Lindsay hotpockets, Kane some more fettuccine, and Tyanna some croissants.
"Jeez, Spencer, that would be your 86th one..." Eric turned his head over at the boy, who had already finished his 86th cup.
"Eric, I'm trying to get to one hundred."
"And why?"
"To celebrate all of the times I have gone away with collect someone's urine sample," Spencer replied.
"..." Eric went back to playing Transformice on his tablet.
"GUYS, WE HID IT ALL AND GOT AWAY!" Sarina shouted, running back to the snack bar along with Sammi, following behind. Sammi had decided that Dalton was going to come back and kick them out, so she knocked him out cold and gave him a wedgie before leaving the building.
"Sam, how many times do I have to tell you not to steal? I don't want you to get in trouble," Jakob scolded the girl.
"Jakob, you wuss," Sammi laughed and smirked, throwing Jakob an aged Russian vodka pouch.
"What?! I don't want this, then I'll get in trouble!" Jakob whisper-shouted, throwing it back to Sammi, underhanded so Shay couldn't see. Luckily she was too busy preparing everyone's snacks.
"Haha, whatever," Sammi laughed, opening it and drinking it, not caring who sees.
"o-o..." Jakob's face expressed.
"So, we realized that David and Heather are the two missing. Did you see them while you two were... uh... hiding?" Amina asked Sarina.
"Uhhhh... noooo...? .D." Sarina replied back in a non-suspicious tone.
"Well... okay then. Do guys want me to buy you anything?" Amina asked as the two girls walked over to the commotion.
"No thanks, we have our own money," Sarina and Sammi replied in unison, placing their money on the table.
"Oh, hey girls, may I get you anything?" Shay asked, turning around to see the two new costumers.
"One bowl of chili, please," Sammi nodded.
"Yakisoba, please," Sarina answered.
After everyone chatted and enjoyed their snacks, they decided it would be ignorant to go swimming right after eating, so they just stayed on the sand for an hour after abandoning the snack bar. Kishy, Ben, Andrew, Eric, David, Heather, and Logan decided to tan on their beach chairs, while Jakob, Lindsay, Sarina, Stacy, and Angel buried Cole alive so he could scare Isaac. Autumn, Jack, Amina, Spencer, Sammi, Logan, Erman, Tyanna, Sami, and Stacy decided to play some volleyball on the court.
That was when Jagger showed up, groaning. As he walked over to his friends, the people around him were in horror.
"Mommy, that is the same guy we saw on that weird man's back!"
"Don't look, Timothy!" the mother shrieked, non hesitantly, covering Timothy's eyes.
"EW!" a group of little girls ran away from the dog.
A guy threw up on another guy's face, causing that guy to throw up on another girl's face, causing her to throw up on her boyfriend, causing the boyfriend to vomit on another guy's face, causing that guy to throw up on a mercenary, causing the mercenary to add the previous guy to his 'To Kill' list.
Sigh. Jagger huffed.
"Jagger!" Tyanna shrieked again. Jagger was now wearing a baby blue bikini bottom since the manager couldn't find any male swimsuits.
"Jagger, it's okay. You can switch trunks with me," Isaac insisted.
"No thanks. I mean, at least we'll be in the water for the most part," Jagger hesitated, shaking his head.
"Speaking of water, we can go in in about fourty-one minutes," Kishy turned her head over to the commotion and shouted, pointing at her watch.
Until then, the twenty-five did their own activities on the sand, until Kishy's watch beeped, indicating that an hour had passed and that they were all free to go in the water. They did and that's when the craziness occurred.
In the nice, cool, salty ocean, Isaac was trying to drown Jakob, Jagger was trying to get his embarrassing bikini bottoms to come off on 'accident', David and Heather were trying to go in a private area to do private things, Spencer was filming, Sammi was trying to drug a shark to make it her own pet, Angel and Lindsay were running from Kane, Eric and Autumn were trying to jump scare people, and the rest were playing truth or dare. Either way, everyone had fun until the lifeguard told everyone to get out of the water. The twenty-five groaned as they got out.
"Did they have to end it two hours early?" Spencer asked, wiping his head off with his Apple Jack towel.
"Ugh, because some kid dropped their tampon in the water and made the sharks go crazy with the blood. I guess she's a heavy bleeder," Kishy replied, folding a plain blue towel around her body.
"Wow..." Amina cringed, thinking how close she was to the girl while swimming.
"Yep. Luckily the sharks didn't hurt us," Kane nodded, stopping in front of the changing building with everyone else.
"Hey guys, I hear there's this new restaurant in this beach. Before we head back to our summer mansion, how about we eat there? I stole a whole bunch of money to pay for everyone!" Lindsay shouted, running over to the group.
"That's coo- wait, where did you get all of that money?" Logan asked Lindsay.
"Um... nowhere...?" Lindsay smiled innocently. Logan shrugged it off.
"Well, us boys will wait out here. Except Jakob since he doesn't like exposing his body," David turned to Jakob, who nodded.
"Well okay. See you in a few minutes," the girls, and Jakob, waved, entering the changing room.
A few minutes later, the Plazians who were changing had to cut their bathing short from the sounds of police alarms blaring outside. They all rushed out to see the boys, and a few other people such as Meia, Jack(Bean), Sean, Ainsley, and Fola, being kicked out of the nice luxurious beach.
"Jagger! Fola! Ainsley! Isaac! What happened?!" Sarina shrieked as the sight of them being kicked out quite literally.
Slam! After Sarina made that statement, a few other girls came out of the changing building, late, as well as Jakob, who only had a bare white towel covering his crotch. Sammi was the first one to speak.
"What with all of the commotion?" she asked in a rather threatening voice.
"We're being kicked out just because we are from 3DSPlaza School for Faggots!" Kane shouted in disbelief, trying to fight Equinox, one of the guards, kicking him out.
"Read this. It turns out that Akise, Pierrotsk, and a few other students from Sociautism Nekrophilia, created this beach only and strictly for students from that school," Eric handed Heather a piece of paper before being booted out.
"Hmm... wait, so where does 'Plazian' come in the name?" Heather turned her head up from the paper and over at Jagger.
"Read the bottom. People in our school may only come if they have transferred to Sociautism Nekrophilia," Jagger replied.
"Oh..."
"Aw man, now we can't go to the restaurant..." Spencer's remark caused a sad face to be expressed by everyone, until Sammi's face lit up.
"Guys, wait right here! I remembered something!" Sammi smiled a wide smile, running back into the changing room. Everyone was confused.
A few seconds later, she came out with a black trash bag. "Surprise. We may not have some food from a weeaboo diner, but we do have some sick alcohol pouches," Sammi held two in each hand, first handing Lindsay, Stacy, and Jakob a pouch before popping one open for herself.
"Yay!" everyone cheered, grabbing one from the bag.
And so, the drunk preteens and teenagers rode Angel all the way back to their summer mansion and had a terrible, terrible hangover the next day, but hey; it was all worth it, right? XD
Uhh, sorry this was late. I get really lazy, and I didn't want to make this too long. Anyways, I'm done, and now I can finally sleep... -w-