A/N: Okay this is probably one of the shortest chapters I have had so far. But so much happens in this chapter. It's kind of difficult to put more in. But this is probably one of the most intresting chapters you're going to get. Hope you enjoy it. Oh and please pardon me if there seems to be some negative stereotypes towards Chinese or Asian people.

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Chapter 7

House sighed, why did it have to be an Asian person? These Chinese people came in all the time, usually with a grandchild or son or daugher. and usually the child always translated wrong. House remembered the young girl wanting oral contrceptives and using her grandmother in getting them. This was slightly similar.

"Grandfather says he wants the blue pill. He says he has been having problems lately."

House looked at the young adolscent who was translateing for his grandfather. The man infront of him looked to be in his 60's or perhaps even 70's. Far be it for House to critize a person who wanted those blue pills. Although the translation of the grandfather was completely off. The grandfather had said that he was having arthritis problems and needed something for the pain in his hip.

He couldn't understand why a young man would want the blue pills. Teenagers generally didn't have problems. Although it could be a status thing, young man wanted to brag that he had gotten the pills, maybe he wanted to be stimulated more than usual. And House smiled and spoke in English and then switched to Chinese.

"Tell your grandfather…." As House was beginning to switch over to speak in Chinese the Doctor came into the room.

-Chinese- I will get those tablets for your arthritis right away.

The Doctor raised an eyebrow, okay so this human knew chinese. House turned around slightly annoyed. "Doctor Smith, you could knock first."

The young man's face soured a bit as he heard Doctor House speak in Chinese. So much for his plan in getting those pills he wanted.

The Doctor grinned and spoke back in Chinese as well. The one thing about being a Time Lord made knowing langauges easy. It was the gift of the Time Lords, that helped Rose understand the langauges he spoke and knew. And if he didn't know it, the TARDIS generally knew. Plus the TARDIS through him translated for Rose.

-Chinese- Unfortunetly, I need to talk to you Doctor House. It's important.

House looked at the Doctor and raised his eyebrow, so he knew Chinese. This guy clearly wasn't as dumb as he had thought. "So you know Chinese."

The Doctor grinned lightly,"I know a few things…."

The young man looked at the two doctors and said,"Excuse me, my grandfather's perscription?"

House nodded and took out a pad and wrote two perscriptions one for the blue pills and one for the arthritis. "Here kid…."

He held back the one for the blue pills,"I assume you have some reason for these…."

The young man blushed lightly,"Actually, my friends and I well we just want to…"

House grinned,"You want to score with your girlfriends, heaven forbid that I should not let you enjoy being more aroused than you already are in your own adolscent mentality."

He handed the perscriptions to the young man. The Doctor raised an eyebrow as the two patients walked out.

House then turned to the Doctor,"What's this all about Smith? More alien conspircy theories?"

The Doctor placed the container on the examination bed and ran his fingers through his hair, "Essentially, yea..."

House groaned,"Get a brain, doctor. There are no such things as aliens."

The Doctor grinned,"Actually there is….and I have proof." The Doctor picked up the container and showed it to House.

"An oversized bean sprout is all that is, Doctor Smith. Maybe I could fit it inside your pea brained head."

The Doctor was getting more and more annoyed but he tried to be as patient as he could but he snorted,"Honestly, humans. You show them alien objects and they come up with an excuse to fit inside their limited minds."

House said,"You're the one that's in need of psychatric treatement, Doctor Smith."

The Doctor snorted,"Oh that's rich coming from you. I show you something that you haven't even seen on Earth and you come up with something to deny it's physical existance. Why do I even bother coming to this planet? I show you something incredible and you wrap a lie around it, a deception so that you can convince yourself that something that is so incredible, isn't true. I knew that it would take more than just seeing it. I'll just have to show you something so crazy, you won't be able to say that it doesn't exist."

The Doctor took out his sonic screwdriver and pointed it towards the furthermost corner of the wall and he activated it.

The sound of the TARDIS filled the room.

"What's that?" House said, "It sounds like a dying horse."

The Doctor snorted, "It's my ship. It's called the TARDIS…."

The TARDIS demateralized in the room, in it's oddly shaped blue Police Box.

House began to snicker, "A blue box….you want me to believe that aliens exist from that?"

The Doctor smiled,"Actually it's bigger on the inside. Want to have a peak?"

House sighed,"I suppose I can let you have your delusions for just a while longer…."

The Doctor grinned and took out his key and unlocked the TARDIS door.

"Don't be so pessimistic. If this is a delusion, then it's going to be even more so when you step inside. By the way, if you haven't guessed yet, I am an alien as well."

House rolled his eyes, this guy clearly was in need of a Thorazine drip.