A/N: You got a rare treat with two updates. Hehe. But that's because when I tried to update earlier, Fan Fic was acting up. So I began to work on my secound update instead. I was thinking of adding more to it but decided…nah… lets bring on the TARDIS. Thanks for the reveiws.

Oh and I don't own Doctor House or Doctor Who

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Chapter 8

Foreman was in his office making a quick long distance call to San Fransico to Doctor Grace Holloway.

"Hello, is Doctor Grace Holloway in?"

"Of course, I'll wait. Tell her this is Doctor Eric Foreman on the line."

Foreman was waiting for Doctor Holloway to answer. Meanwhile Chase and Cameron were behind him waiting for what Forman was going to hear.

He turned and put his hand over the reciever. "Do you mind? This is not your concern."

Chase stated,"Oh come on Foreman, we are all curious about how Doctor Smith knows this woman."

Cameron nodded, she couldn't help but be curious as well. Doctor Smith, if that was even his real name, had given them so much information and the fact that she had heard with her own ears, two hearts. She couldn't explain it. Maybe she didn't want to explain it.

Suddenly she heard Foreman speak on the line, "Grace. Hi, it's. Doctor Eric Foreman. I don't suppose you remember me. We were at that symposium together once."

"So you do remember." Forman laughed.

"Yea, I know. That was quite a few years ago. Anyway, there's this guy. He says he's an alien. He said he knows you."

The line was quiet for a moment and Foreman continued speaking, "Hello…Grace, you still there?"

He waited for a few minutes and then continued,"He said his name is Doctor John Smith, and he let us listen to his heart. Although, I was thinking it was abnormality, but I took a listen and it sounded like two hearts."

There was a gasp on the other end, "Umm Grace….Hello….Hello…."

Foreman listened to Grace talk, "What? Slow down please….slow down. I can hardly understand a word you're saying. So you know him, right?"

"Yea well, he sort of said that he was an alien. I find that hard to belive."

"What do you mean you killed him? I don't understand. Came back to life?"

"Grace, no…no don't come here, our hospital is under quarantine right now. I just wanted to know if you knew this guy. I see, I see." Forman raised an eyebrow. "So you belive that he's an alien as well. Well thanks for the information." He hung up the phone.

Foreman sighed,"One of the best Cardiologists I have ever known, and she thinks he's an alien as well."

Chase looked at Foreman,"Well he did tell you to call her. What did you expect? For her to deny that he is an alien."

Cameron said quietly,"Well I have got to talk to Cuddy about this. See you two later." Cameron walked off to Cuddy's office.

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House opened his bottle of Vicodin and swallowed a few pills. The Doctor rolled his eyes,"I see, you're in denial. You think, perhaps if you take a few more of those pills it might explain what you're seeing."

He took House by the hand and stepped inside the TARDIS. House looked around in a stuned silence.

The Doctor grinned, "Welcome to the TARDIS."

The TARDIS let out a low rumble and the Doctor frowned,"She likes you. I don't know why, but she likes you."

House was in a bit of a stuppor and the Doctor sighed,"You really shouldn't take too many of those pills. They'll kill you one of these days."

House looked around,"This is impossible, this denies the…"

The Doctor grinned,"The laws of physics. My people moved beyond all that billons of years ago. I told you she was bigger on the inside than on the outside. That's why she's called TARDIS. Time And Releative Dimensions In Space."

Footsteps were heard coming into the TARDIS control room. "Doctor, how many times have I told you not to move the TARDIS when I am taking a bath?"

The Doctor chuckled, because right before him came Rose in a dressing gown and her hair was all wet.

"I think you look cute that way, Rose."

Rose snorted,"I fell down on my bottom during all that. I'll probably be all bruised and sore because of you."

The Doctor grinned,"Well I could always check to see if it's healing properly…."

Rose glared,"Not a chance, Doctor. I am not going have you look at my purplely bruised…."

She saw House and she said,"So you moved the TARDIS because of him."

House smirked,"If you're an alien….then is she…."

The Doctor shook his head,"Oh Rose is human. She just sort of got snagged up for the ride."

"You're not getting rid of me, Doctor. You're stuck with me."

House twirled his cane a bit, "Not saying that I buy all this alien stuff….but if you're an alien and she's human….."

House grinned,"That's one twisted relationship. Who would have thought, interspeices breeding. You must be hard up for a partner, if you can't even manage to snag one of your own."

Rose snorted, "You're right, Doctor. Maybe we should go back in time and break his other leg. I have found someone even more rude than you." She walked further into the TARDIS.

The Doctor sighed,"Oh….Rose is alright. But truth be told there really isn't anyone else of my people to snag up. They're all dead…."

House snorted,"Sorry to interupt your pity party, but how do I get out of this thing?"

The Doctor grinned,"I am not done yet, Doctor House. I think you should see my TARDIS in action first. Not only can she travel through space, but she can also travel through time. How about a little trip to…oh I don't know….1776, maybe."

The Doctor began to set coordinates on his TARDIS. He pumped up and down on what House thought was a Bicyle pump and moved a few pulley wheels.

"If this is state of the art, why do you need a bicycle pump to get this thing to move?"

The Doctor snorted,"Parts are hard to come by, House. I am the last of my kind, the last of the…" The Doctor sighed looking a bit sad.

"I can't exactly walk into a TARDIS repair shop and ask for new parts. That and, well….I doubt they would have the parts for her anyway. She's obsolete."

That brought a very low grumble from the TARDIS and the Doctor gentlly patted his TARDIS carefully,"Oh she doesn't like being called that, I am sorry girl….."

House frowned, "Not only are you delusional you actually talk to your machine as well."

The Doctor smirked,"Incase you don't know, House. The TARDIS is a living, sentient machine. She has organic parts to her. Oh but I forgot, you don't have this sort of technology yet, because you're just another idiot human."

The TARDIS suddenly came to a stop and the Doctor grinned, "So….do you want to see where we are?"