Last time, it was a nice, sunny day for their living area so the twenty-five went to the park and decided to hang out for a while. After they were all tired out from scaring little kids and doing other odd activities, they decided four hours was enough and decided that they should just go home and settle in. Unfortunately, that was when the incident occurred. Recently Amina has been copying lewd behavior from Lindsay and Stacy, but mostly Stacy, and everyone was shocked to hear Amina say fuck. After a bit of orders, Tyanna scolds Lindsay and handles her cursing addiction with the power of Sammi. However, Stacy was the bigger focus. After a day to think about what to do, Tyanna decided that the best way to get Stacy to tone down her crimes would be with the help of Isaac, Jakob, and a little tool called a shock collar, which stops her from saying anything violent and even thinking anything violent. It goes well until Isaac and Jakob start to embarrass Stacy with the shock collar so much that when they shock Stacy off a tree, part of the collar broke which gave her electric powers, causing her cursing to shock others but not her. After Isaac and Jakob pisses her off more, she discovers her power and tries to kill both of them. After rushing home to tell Tyanna, she is in awe of the effects and decides to lie to them that there is no off switch to make the humor last longer.
It was 9:43am that summer day. Everyone had finished their breakfast with their new Bertazzoni Heritage Range oven, Bertazzoni Design Over the Range microwave, and Cuisinart Touch-to-Toaster and had literally nothing else to do. After breakfast, they really had nothing else to do besides changing out of their pajamas and laying on the sofa, sighing. Jagger was the first one to speak.
"Sigh... we have NOTHING to do today... I already murdered the stupid squirrels outside," Jagger sighed, chewing on a bone in a half-assed manner on the floor next to the couch in his dog bed.
"I already finished the Twitch Plays Pokemon stream for today," Jakob commented, trying to find other things to do on his Samsung Galaxy.
"I finished Kill la Kill," Kishy and Andrew said.
"I watched all of my documentaries," Ben turned to Jagger to state his reason for boredom.
Everyone else sighed. Of course they all had reasons, but weren't Kishy's, Andrew's, Jakob's, Ben's, and Jagger's enough? Everyone kept staring back and forth at the clock until Autumn came in wearing her Aoba Seragaki cosplay for a convention nearby. As she walked, everyone caught a glimpse of her Aoba cosplay.
"Ooh, Autumn, I love your Aoba outfit," Isaac's face lit up as soon as he saw his favorite character from one of his favorite games, DRAMAtical Murder. He then saw the headphones Aoba would usually wear on the ground. It must have fallen when Autumn bent over to slap Ben.
"Um, Autumn, your headphones fell off," Kishy commented, pointing over behind Autumn.
Autumn hesitated before she patted her head and realized. "Oh. Thanks, Kish," Autumn nodded, turning around to swoop and grab her headphones. That was when it was noticeable; a huge snag on the back of Autumn's shirt that reached from the top of her spine down to her waist.
"Autumn, um... you have a huge tear on the back of your cosplay," Jakob commented as he walked back in the living room upstairs after grabbing a huge snowball.
"Wait, you serious?" Autumn asked, quickly turning back around. The anime and manga fan girl used her hands to run her fingers down her back until she found a hole. It didn't take long due to how big it was. She shrieked, but made sure to be calm after she took a deep breath.
"FUCKING TAILOR FUCKED UP MY FAVORITE COSPLAY, I'LL TELL THAT BITCH I'LL FUCK HIM U-" right as Autumn was about to snap, Amina, Sami, and Tyanna ran over to put their hands on her shoulder.
"Woah there, Autumn. It's okay. The stupid Sociautism Nekrophilia students who also work as tailors fuck up all of 3DSPlaza School for Faggots' clothing. That's why we try to just buy clothes to make our own cosplay," Sami reminded Autumn that she wasn't the only one.
"Ugh, I'm so sick of those snobby students. They screwed up half of our school's uniforms a few years ago. That's the main reason why we have to make our own now!" Lindsay reminded everyone.
"They ruined my shoes once because I'm a dog. WHAT DO THEY THINK I AM, AN ANIMAL?!" Jagger barked in anger and then growled.
"Ugh, a few fifth graders who go to SN tore out a bunch of pages from my history text book," Kishy admitted her problems with Sociautism Nekrophilia.
"They caused the destruction of my doujinshi manga!"
"They caused my erectile dysfunction!" Spencer shouted last. Everyone stared at him awkwardly, wondering how that would actually work.
Andrew turned his head over to Spencer. "Um... people can't cause ED unless they had sex with you, and that would be a win-lose situation..."
After a few awkward stares were delivered to Spencer, Autumn stood up straight and punched the palm of her right hand. "You know what? I'm tired of those... those roleplaying furries screwing up our belongings! I say we march right to the place I bought this Aoba costume and give them a piece of our minds!"
"Yeah," everyone shouted, raising a fist up.
"We are going to get our belongings back," Kishy shouted.
"YEAH," everyone shouted again.
"We are going to kick some gay furry butt!" Jagger barked enthusiastically, raising his left paw up.
"YEAH!"
"We are going to show them what 3DSPlaza School for Faggots' name really means!" Lindsay shouted the loudest, jumping off the couch and down on the floor.
"WOO YEAH FUCK THEM SO HARD MMMMMMMMMM THEY GONNA CALL US BITCHES BUT WE'LL PIN EM DOWN AND SHOUT 'OH I'M THE BITCH? I'M THE BITCH?!' AND THEN WE POUND THEM SO HARD AND RIGHT AS WE'RE ABOUT TO KILL THEM SHOUT 'WHO'S THE BITCH NOW?!' HAHA," Kane shouted, ripping off his shirt and jumping off the couch, only to fail unlike Lindsay.
Instead of being given an awkward look, everyone smirked. "Kane, I like your motivations for this plan," Kishy chuckled menacingly, imagining the fate the SN students would go through.
"Well, let's get going..." a few seconds after Ben made his decision on going or not, he realized that he didn't know where they were going. He looked over at Autumn, who was about to lead everyone over to the limousine. "Um... Autumn, where exactly are we going?"
Autumn ceased her walking and looked over at Ben and everyone else on the couch getting ready to follow her. "Oh yeah. We're going to the eBay mall, the second largest mall in our country."
"OH MY GOD!" Amina, Lindsay, Heather, Isaac, Sammi, Tyanna, Sami, Jakob, and Anthony shouted in unison. The others were quite excited too, but these were the nine who were the most excited. The eBay mall had literally anything stock. It was also quite big, but also very expensive. Although it was expensive for the other commoners, Amina said she wouldn't mind giving out some of her money to the others, for it was rather cheap on her status.
"This is going to be quite fun, actually. Number one, we're going to the second best mall in the country, number two, because we have something to quench our boredom, and number three, kicking the Sociautism Nekrophilians out of our shopping areas," Spencer smiled as everyone was gestured by Autumn to get up and follow her to the limo.
As they were walking, Eric spoke up in a very sarcastic tone. "Hey, may I dri-"
"NO."
After driving over to the fancy mall known as the eBay mall, they were in even more shock after they parked in the parking lot and got out to see it in person. It was huge! It looked to be like the height of four skyscrapers stacked on top of each other, and the material it was made of looked to be made out of solid white marble, with a few grey spots. At the very top of the mall, they could read the logo, which read 'eBay' in red, blue, yellow, and green.
"Wow, I never pictured it to be this tall.." David stared at the very top of it after he stepped out of the limo. This action was followed by Heather nodding.
Autumn nodded, and turned her head to the left over at David. "Mhm. But think about it; this is only the second best mall in our country! Imagine what the first one looks like."
"Damn... this place is bigger than the ones back at the Amazon Shopping Center," Heather pointed out.
As everyone walked closer and closer to the building, Kane's comment on how he was going to gang rape some furries reminded Ben of a very important statement.
"Waaaait... but Autumn, they still have one more week of school due to all of their SN-exclusive holidays," right as Ben mentioned 'SN-exclusive holidays', Logan let out a visible cringe.
"Oh dear god. By 'holiday', do you mean Caturday? No, seriously, who the heck made up that idea?" Logan ranted to Ben how stupid Caturday was.
"Idk, some faggot named 'Meow Flash'."
"Yuck, is that a prostitute name or a foreign name?"
"...Anyways, the point is, they don't get let out until three due to their exams... and it did take us a while to drive here, and with all of the technology we use up inside of this limousine, it would probably run out of gas quicker..." Ben sighed, wondering why just after they got there he would remember.
Everyone groaned and look over at the parking space their stolen limousine was residing in.
"...hm... well, before we talk about any ideas on what we can do, how about we go inside eBay to cool off? It is a blistering hot day today, does anyone agree?" Kishy asked.
"Yeah, I need to get a soda," Jagger licked the sweat off of his right paw.
When everyone agreed to venture inside the mall, they were amazed once they got pass the sliding doors. The main floor was huge and there was yet another fountain on the center of the room. Behind the fountain, looked like a vastly large amount of space for just a furniture court. Of course there were ones next to it, such as the food and drinks court and the court with all of the house parts and extensions. When they looked above everything, they saw a quick view of over six floors, and there would be probably much more if the ceiling wasn't covering their glimpse at the rest. Right now they were by the food court in the first floor, which had fifteen seats surrounding a bar which serves food, drinks, desserts, and anything else you could think of.
"Woah, this is amazing..." Andrew gasped.
"Ya, but the first floor will always be for necessities after what happened a year ago," Autumn laughed, gaining back her memories of said incident. Everyone was confused by Autumn.
"Er... what incident, Autumn?" Logan whipped his head back to Autumn and asked.
"Ah, well last year, the first floor was filled with alcohol..."
"Oh," Logan interrupted Autumn.
Everyone looked over at Heather, who had a list longer than her body consisting of what she wanted to order. After five minutes, the cashier muttered 'fuck my life', and gave Heather a card with a number on it to use when she calls the number. Heather then set the list down and waited.
"So, what are we going to do for four hours if we can't drive back home?" Andrew asked Autumn.
Spencer looked at a little girl with her mother holding a bunch of clothes and a few plushies.
"Mommy, how about we wait here until dad gets back from his haircut?"
"...hey, that's a great idea, actually. Yeah, how about we go on a bunch of the rides upstairs?"
"Yay, Twilight Sparkle merry-go-round!" the little girl shouted, hugging her mother. The two both held hands and walked over to the elevator.
Spencer looked back at his friends. "Well, how about we just... hang out here for a while? This place has literally everything, so I'm sure there is something for everyone here, like a book store for Andrew and Ben, a shoe store for Jagger, you name it."
"Hm... hey, that could actually work..." Kishy smiled with her finger placed on her chin, imagining how big the book store is.
"Hey wait... Lindsay, Cole, and I can go to the animanga store," Autumn smiled, looking up at the section of the mall where she retrieved her Aoba cosplay.
After a few seconds of thinking, everyone started nodding, having their own ideas.
"Aha yes, Tyanna, Sami, and I could go by the beauty parlor!" Amina squealed, looking over at her two best female friends.
"Eric! Jack! They have a Spencer's here! We could get all kinds of dildos!" Isaac chanted, looking over at Eric and Jack with a really excited look on his face. Jack shook his head.
"No thank you. I'd rather not be in a place surrounded by dildos near you." Jack said, rejecting Isaac's offer.
Everyone parted into different directions to go off to the stores they wanted to go to. Autumn, Lindsay and Cole went to the animanga store. Andrew, Ben, and Kish went to go check out books at the book store. Sarina, Stacy and Heather went to Victoria's Secret to see all the types of under wear they can buy. Jagger went to FootKingdom. Spencer went to the MLP store. Eric and Isaac went to Spencer's to check out all the types of dildos they sell. Jack went to Store SuperWhoLock to buy himself Dr. Who merchandise. Tyanna, Amina, and Sami went to go get their hair done at one of the many Beauty Salons. Erman and Angel went off to go check out all the video games at GameStop. Anthony, Kane, David, Sammi, Jakob, and Logan went off to the Food Court to get something to eat since they didn't really eat much for breakfast.
Meanwhile at Animanga, Autumn and Cole are trying on Black Butler cosplays while RPing as who they're cosplaying. Lindsay is reading a monthly limited edition Pokemon doujinshi.
"Sebastian, kill them!" Autumn shouted.
"Yes, my lord." Cole said in response to Autumn's command and slashed at some of the plushies on the shelf. Then Autumn started coughing, faking an asthma attack for roleplaying as Ciel.
Autumn and Cole changed into more cosplays, RPing as the characters in those animes. Meanwhile at the book store, Ben found a book on the history of the Vietnam War and a book on Roman Literature. He was so engrossed into the books that he was unaware of Kish asking him where she could find European History books. Kish eventually gave up trying to catch his attention and decided to look for some books on her own. Andrew followed Kish around the store so that he could help her find a book about the Austrian History and Economy during the 1930's. Andrew on the other hand, was also looking for a book of How To's for dogs while he was helping Kish find what she's looking for.
At Victoria's Secret, Heather was in the BDSM section looking for sexy lingerie to wear during her and David's sexual activities. While searching for a kinky bra, Sarina lurked behind her.
"BOOB SQUEEZE!" Sarina shouted and groped Heather. Heather stood there confused at first, processing what had just happened, then grabbed one of the spiked bra's and smacked Sarina in the face with it.
"Ouch! Hey, those spikes hurt! Heather! ;-;" Sarina whined. Heather sighed and continued looking for something kinky to wear.
While Sarina and Heather were having their moment, Stacy changed into a sexy ninja underwear and completely went into ninja mode and started flicking thongs at random customers and employees in the store. Then David walked into the store for a quick second when suddenly, Stacy jumped out from a pile of panties and with her machine gun, started shooting thongs at him.
"DIE MOTHERFUCKER! DIEEEE" Stacy screamed across the store, while shooting thongs. Heather came running out in her hardcore BDSM lingerie to see what the commotion was, only to see her boy toy being pelted by a bunch of thongs.
"STACY WHAT THE FUCK STOP! I TEXTED HIM TO COME HERE SO I COULD GET HIS APPROVAL OF MY LINGERIE!" Heather notified the crazy girl. Stacy quickly stuffed her machine gun back in her bra and jumped up onto the ceiling and crawled away, continuing her mischievious thong throwing.
David quickly left the store back to the food court so he wouldn't be judged by the surprised customers and employees.
After the commotion had died down, Sarina went into the C cup section of the store to buy a bra for her waifu, Autumn. After looking through band sizes, she finally found the part that sells 32 band sizes. Sarina scanned through the 32C sized bras and stumbled upon a yaoi bra, as well as bras with some red lace, floral pop-out designs, and cats ears sticking out from the cups. She took out her $1,000 gift card Amina gave her and bought about half of the 32C bras to give to Autumn.
At the Beauty Parlor, Sami was getting her hair dyed Blue with green undertones. Tyanna was having her hair trimmed and demi-permanently died red, as well as getting bangs. Amina on the otherhand, was getting her hair layered and her nails nails painted. Tyanna was also getting her eyebrows waxed.
After the hair dresser finished coloring Sami's hair, Sami looked through the hair catologue.
"Just out of curiousity, do you guys cut hair to my style?" Sami asked the stylists. All of the stylists shook their heads for they were never taught to cut scene-punk styled hair during hair school.
"Let me show you!" She then offered the stylists and they gave her a head mannequin. They gave her a pair of scissors and a razor and Sami showed them all how it was done.
The girls had finished getting their hair done and had the stylists assist them to the spa in the back of the parlor.
Jagger, all alone at FootKingdom, was browsing through all the shoes they had in stock. Varying from Jordans to Vans to Nike, he was drooling at the site of all the shoes. Jagger scanned through all his favorite brands of shoes until he finally stumbled upon a Limited Edition Adidas lightning footwear. He practically had an orgasm at the site of the pair of shoes. He grabbed the shoes and began humping it to test out how sturdy the product is.
"OH MY GOD YES! YES THESE SHOES ARE FUCKING PERFECT! YESS!" Jagger screamed across the store.
Jagger then grabbed about half of the limited edition adidas lighting footwear and some other brands of shoes and bought them all, still having his little shoegasm fit.
Eric and Isaac were chasing each other around in Spencer's with their 24 inch long dildos that they had found. Eric's dildo had a pikachu tail at the end and by the tip were pikachu ears, along with a button that sends electric vibrations when pressed, for a nice shock. Isaac's dildo was in the shape of your average penis, but with an unlimited cum dispenser. Isaac finally caught up to Eric and squirted dildo cum all over Eric's hair. Eric slashed his dildo against Isaac's dildo.
"YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS ISAAC! PIKACHU, USE THUNDERBOLT!" Eric shouted, clicking the electric button, slightly shocking Isaac.
"ERIC YOU NAUGHTY BOY!" Isaac shouted, slashing Eric's pikachu dildo and squirting more cum on him.
The boys kept sword fighting before finally being told to buy the dildos, otherwise they get kicked out. With the money Amina gave them, they bought themselves about ten other dildos and continued their dildo sword fight outside the store.
Angel and Erman were battling each other on Danimal Cross at Game Stop on the brand new DS's that came out.
"HEY YOU SHOVED MY RACOON IN A RIVER ASSFACE!" Angel said, angry that Erman would do that to him. "I thought we were friends Erman. ;-;"
Angel took his Racoon and shoved Erman's Monkey into a tree.
"Wow, thanks for killing my monkey you shitty American." Erman muttered under his breath.
The two boys kept attacking each other's animals in the Danimal Cross game, when it got to the point where they were shouting insults in each other's faces.
"QUIT FUCKING KILLING MY RACOON YOU FAG MASTURBATOR!" Angel screamed.
"THEN QUIT FUCKING TREATING MY MONKEY LIKE SHIT YOU UNCULTURED SWINESHIT!" Erman said back.
Everyone in the store stared at the two boys, arguing over a DS game. The manager finally took the DS's away from the boys and gave them a Gameboy.
"Here, how about you battle each other in this old Pokemon game. Now shut the fuck up you faggots otherwise you're banned from this store." The manager walked away, shaking his head.
At the food court, David met up with everyone else, panting and sweating.
"Dude what the fuck happened to you?" Logan asked the Australian.
"Stacy happened, now piss off pussy." David snapped.
Anthony, Kane, David, Sammi, and Jakob went looking for a table to sit down at and eat their food. Logan was at the pizzeria buying Autumn some pizza since she was busy buying her own stuff and wanted food for when she was done. As everyone else ate, Sammi got a notification from one of her friends about a post on Masterchan. Because of how bad it was, she escorted herself from the table to see what was up. While checking it out, her enemy, Anthony happened to have been walking by, until he noticed the girl.
"The fuck are you doing you MPD piece of shit?" Anthony asked Sammi.
"Someone told me about this CP thread on masterchan. I'm checking to see if it can be found on the frontweb so I can report it to the FBI." Sammi informed.
"The fuck is a frontweb? Did you invent that shit word?" Anthony asked.
"It's an actual word. The opposite of the deep web." Sammi replied to his question.
"What kind of dumbass would make up a crappy word like that? It doesn't seem to be a commonly used word. I'm sure you invented that word." Anthony snorted.
"Random people say it too. Seriously." Sammi insisted. "Is this really a discussion worth having?"
"Yes. Because you act as if this is a common phrase and it isn't." Anthony stated.
The two eventually stopped their debate of the word 'frontweb' and continued to do what they were previously doing.
Sammi arrived back to the table and began eating lunch along with everyone else. Anthony looked over at Sammi and asked "Who was that you were talking to?"
"He is another Anthony. He hates my guts."
Anthony nodded his head in understanding and continued to eat his burger and fries. Kane reached his arm across the table to grab himself a napkin and accidentally spilt David's coke in the process.
"WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE!" David screamed.
"It was an accident, sorry." Kane apologized.
While Kane tried to clean up the mess with the napkins, he accidentally spilled his own drink and it got on David's lap.
"IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT" David shouted even angrier. David then took his bacon and threw it at Kane full force. Kane took his bucket of fried chicken and dumped it on David's head. Then David grabbed Jakob's bucket of fried chicken and dumped it on Kane's head.
Now into an all out food fight, Kane grabbed Anthony's sprite and splashed it on David's face. David grabbed their table and flipped it over shouting "YOU FUCKING NIGGER!" Kane grabbed all the food that fell off the table and threw it at David. Then the two boys grabbed food off random tables and started throwing it at each other. They eventually grabbed ketchup and mustard bottles and squirted the condiments all over each other. This lead to them beating each other up, covered in food. As the boys were throwing mustard covered punches at each other, Logan came back with Autumn, Cole, Lindsay and Autumn's pizza, the four absolutely shocked at what they're seeing.
Logan looked over at Anthony and asked "What the fuck happened?" Anthony explained the story and the four just nodded their head.
David saw the pizza Logan had in his hand and tried to grab it to smear it at Kane. Before he could grab it, Autumn stood in front of Logan with a threatening look on her face.
"MOVE IT PRISSY BITCH!" David hissed.
"Fucking touch my pizza and I will fucking shove your own fucking foot so deep down your throat that it'll come out of your fucking ass." Autumn growled. David, being too angry to care, tried to grab the pizza, until suddenly Autumn grabbed his foot and pinned him to the ground.
"...I'm going to go check on Erman and Angel..." Jakob said.
Jakob walked away from the chaotic situation to Game Stop to check on the Nintendo lovers. He arrived to Game Stop only to see the boys glaring at each other as they play on some old GameBoys. Not questioning the situation, he goes over to the Nintendo section and purchases Danimal Cross: 3. On his way out of the store, Chad looks over at Jakob and his purchased item and gives him a dirty look. Jakob, a little weirded out, pretended he didn't just get a dirty look and continued to walk back to the food court. On his way he meets up with Amina, Sami, and Tyanna, who are on their way to CosmeticPalace to purchase some make up. They say their hellos and he continues walking.
Vroom vroom. He here's a car starting. He looks behind him only to see a crazy Chad behind the wheel chasing after him.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" Jakob, absolutely terrified, begins running for his life.
"DIE MOTHER FUCKER!" Chad drives, even faster in the Toyota Prius he stole. Jakob, now running even faster as the nintendo freak chases after him. Jakob keeps running and Chad is wrecklessly driving, smashing into a few columns and into a 10 foot water fountain.
Jakob finally made it to the foot court, where the cops have Kane and David restrained to prevent any further fighting.
"HELP! HELP ME! CHAD IS TRYING TO MURDER ME!" Jakob pleads. Chad drove in front of the frantic Jakob, and jumped out of the prius, with a rifle in his hand. He then kicks Jakob in the face, sending him to the ground and pins him, strangling him.
"Die. Die. DIE! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE GIVE ME THAT GAME RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND FEED THEM TO MY PET RACCOONS!"
"H-Help m-mee..." Jakob choked out. The cops ran to Jakob's rescue. They grabbed Chad's rifle and pointed it at the back of his scraggily head.
"Let go of the boy or we shoot." They threatened the nintendo lover. Chad kept strangling Jakob. Almost about to pass out, one of the cops send a kick to Chad's throat, knocking him out unconcious. Jakob lay on the ground, trying to catch his breath, Sammi, resting his head on her lap.
"Thanks to you kid, we finally can arrest this psycho path. He's been on our Wanted list for a year now. He's been chasing and murdering a bunch of kids with nintendo games. Here's a donut for your brave deed, treat's on me." The cops helped lift Jakob to stand brought him over to the nearest donut shop to buy him more donuts.
All the remaining people came back, only to see an unconcious Chad and food everywhere. Heather ran over to David to help clean him off and Ben stood there wide-eyed at the horendous site.
"What... What the fuck did we miss...? Andrew asked, almost speechless.
"We'll explain when we get back to the mansion." Anthony said.
Autumn smiled, chuckling a little at her friends, but a few moments later, she remembered what she had forgotten before, and the main reason why the twenty-five had even drove over to the eBay mall; the battle between the Sociautism Nekrophilians! The young cosplayer gasped,
"Huh? Autumn, what's wrong...?" Andrew's head pivoted over to Autumn, who's pupils had shrunken in horror by the time his gaze met Autumn's eyes.
Autumn began to stutter a little. "T-t-the... the Sociautism... Nekrophilians...". Just as Autumn's sentence finally came out of her mouth, she heard the two automatic doors at the front of the eBay mall jolt open, like the customers had no patience to wait for the automatic doors to open themselves.
Everyone stopped their relaxing moment and their heads jolted towards the door. The horrendous fear turned into a reality as the twenty-five stared in shock, for their worst nightmares had just walked in.
It was horrible, a mob of what looked to be twenty-two furries had ran to the center of the store in their normal SN uniform, which consisted of nothing but cat ears, a cat tail, and a bib.
Eventually after giving everyone a death stare, one of the Sociautism Nekrophilians turned around and spoke to the other students. "Alright SN, let's ruin these people's lives! EVERY NEKO REPORT TO THEIR WORK STATIONS!" SN Furry #1 shouted, raising a fist- err... paw up in the air.
"NYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN!" every furry cheered, jumping up and down.
"I don't think so, pussies!" Kane shouted from afar, throwing a Sprite can at one of the furries. "LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLE LEE!" Kane roared, tearing off his new shirt to reveal his abs.
Dammit, it's the students from 3DSPlaza School for Faggots!" SN Furry #16 meowed weakly as the twenty-five ran over to them. All of the Sociautism Nekrophilians unsheathed their claws, getting into battle position.
"This is for fucking up my cosplay, you stupid nekos!" Autumn yelled, taking off her Aoba headphones while running, grabbing it by the plug and lassoing it, getting ready to hit one of the furries.
One of the furries snickered. "Alright, let the roleplay begin!"
It was hopeless. The Sociautism Nekrophilians were surprisingly strong despite their, literal, pussy-like appearances. Just halfway through the fight, almost everyone's faces were clawed. Luckily Sarina managed to use her spiky-tipped bra to tear the flesh out of one, but very rarely did one take a fall. Stacy tried stabbing them, but all of them were too quick. Even Jagger sacrificed his Adidas to shove it up one's ass. Though no matter how hard they fought, more damage was taken on them than the furries.
Huff... huff... huff... "Damn, not even this stale bread from the food court damaged them..." Heather huffed, sitting down to tie her shoe, taking a bite out some normal bread.
"N-... no...! Let's try again... we need to... *cough* teach them justice!" Erman tiredly rose his fist up. Everyone got back up on their feet and prepared for an attack, even though the furries were given their undivided attention.
"Erman... what makes this time different?" Anthony turned his head over to Erman.
Erman sighed. "Nothing... but we still have to try... alright, now... run!"
Everyone ran over to the Sociautism Nekrophilians, not really knowing why they were doing it, since they were most likely going to get defeated anyways, but they still had hope...
3...!
"GET A LIFE, FAGGOTS," Lindsay shouted, ripping off her clothes revealing a skimpy Cutie Honey costume.
"Bring it, twelvie."
2...!
"Alright guys..." Erman looked behind to see how everyone was doing.
1...!
GONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! GONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! GONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Right as it reached one and the furries were about to defend themselves, they heard a gong. They looked over at one of the grandfather clocks and noticed that it was 5:00pm.
"Ooooh~" SN Furry #1 smiled obliviously. He turned around to face his 'army'. "Guys, it's bath time!"
"Bath time, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" the furries meowed, sitting down and licking themselves despite being humans.
There was an awkward silence, as only the sound of customers' footsteps and the sound of licking were heard. After a few seconds, Eric had an idea.
"Guys!" Eric whispered, receiving everyone's attention. "We can attack them! Everyone grab your weapons!"
Everyone grabbed their weapons, looked over at Eric for the signal, and when he gave a thumbs up, the twenty-five ran straight for the furries and threw them out of the mall window, all happy that they were going to the hospital. After Kane through the last three out of the window, there was a second awkward silence.
...
"Well that was easy," Autumn shrugged. Everyone grabbed their bags and departed from the store, completely ignoring the mess they had made.
Everyone finished their shopping and finally went back to the mansion. Everyone who was at the food court at the time had explained the chaotic situation. Jagger stopped kissing his shoes and looked up at the group of plazians lying on the couch.
"So... is Chad dead or no?" The dog asked.
Everyone shook their head and facepalmed at the question, for it was obvious he wasn't listening to the full story.
Tyanna scanned the room and noticed Heather and David were missing.
"Where did Heather and David go?" Asked Tyanna. Everyone shrugged until you suddenly heard loud moanings coming from upstairs.
"Found them." Logan and Ben simultaniously answered.
Everyone laughed and turned on the TV to watch a horror movie that Isaac had recommended they watch when they get home. There they ended their chaotic day and went to sleep.
Welp, sorry that this chapter took a really long time to get done. From helping my friend move in to our neighborhood, to having difficulties with my laptop, as well as being busy with more personal things, it was hard to get it finished on time. However, special thanks to my friend Autumn for typing the rest out for me (she's a better writer than me ;3;). I promise you that the next chapter will come out soon, so stay tuned! Again, thank you for helping me, Autumn. =w=
