Last time, it looked to be just another average day for the twenty-five Plazians on summer vacation. Already finishing what they usually do when they're bored, the sighed and sat on the couch, only to glare at the clock on the wall above the television waiting for the day to be over. However, it didn't turn out to be another ordinary day, for Autumn came crashing into the main room asking if they all liked her Aoba Seragaki cosplay she bought at the eBay mall. However, when Kishy points out that her headphones fell on the ground, she picks them up only for her whole cosplay to tear apart. Autumn was pissed off, for this wasn't the only time the Sociautism Nekrophilians had played a trick on their rival school. Everyone realized that their rival school had crossed the line with their stupid and childish games, so they all agree on driving to the eBay mall and giving the furries a piece of their mind. However, Ben remembers that Sociautism Nekrophila had a shorter summer vacation than them, so they all had to pass away the time until 3:00pm at the eBay mall, and let's just say, when they all split up, things got really crazy and hilarious.
Jakob, Sammi, Lindsay, Isaac, Kishy, Andrew, Autumn, Eric, Jack, Cole, Spencer, Heather, Amina, Erman, Jagger, Stacy, and Ben all waited in the party room of ArcadeGames at 7:30pm waiting for the other eight Plazians to arrive. Luckily they were all extremely early, for the party wasn't until 8:00pm. It was Ben's birthday and he had chosen ArcadeGames rather than going back to Laserdildo, which Isaac had demanded for Angel's party. However this time, everyone knew not to let Isaac chose the location for a birthday party ever again, remembering the huge power outage a few weeks back. Ben was getting anxious, hoping that the others would hurry the hell up.
From the kitchen, Lindsay and Heather entered, carrying a large tray of cookies that Lindsay had offered to make for the occasion. The two girls set the tray on the large feast table in the middle of the room and announced that the cookies have been served. Everyone except Cole, who had been busy reading the Black Butler manga on the beanbag, came to have a taste after a few seconds.
After a few seconds after everyone had retrieved and took a bite of their cookies, the loud talking faded away for a few seconds right before going back to its loud original state. However, this time it sounded somewhat different, and a little strange in a way. Cole was too distracted to notice, though. At least, until Amina walked over to him.
"Heh, yo Cole, my man, wanna have sum of dese cookiezzzzz?" Ben slurred, laughing a laugh only a douchebag would make, holding a cookie in one hand.
Cole set his manga on his lap and looked up at Ben, giving him a distant look. He observed Ben's strange behavior, comparing it to his normal boring yet intelligent persona.
Wait... did Ben just not enunciate 3/4 of his sentence...? And laugh like a total douchebag? Cole thought, starting to hesitate on grabbing the cookie.
Normally, given Ben's education, he would have actually made more sense. Also, Ben would have presented the cookie on a plate due to his well known hatred of germs after the incident with Isaac, Kane, and a dirty beer bottle.
Cole sheepishly and slowly took the cookie out of Ben's hand. Just assuming Ben was just excited about turning sixteen, he went ahead, but just as Cole was about to take a bite, he caught a disgusting whiff of what he was about to eat. Jerking his head back, he threw up in the garbage bin next to him, which was halfway filled with cum-filled tissues either from Isaac or Spencer.
"Um, no thanks... Ben... this smells like dog shit, and I'm not even exaggerating," Cole coughed, throwing the cookie at Ben's face. Ben's expression darkened after a few awkward seconds.
"Naw naw naw, nigga, we ain't doing it dat way, yo..." Ben growled, slamming his open hand into his fist to create a popping sound. Ben cupped his left hand over the fist and cracked the knuckles, preparing to hurt Cole.
"OH SHIT," Cole's eyes widen. Ben chased Cole around the party room, occasionally knocking things over. After a few minutes on then run, Cole began to get tired, so he decided to bring this chase into the hallway. Ben still chased him, shouting explicit phrases to try and scare him. It lasted a while, until Cole finally lost the new douchebag Ben in the kitchen, hastily locking the doors behind him so Ben wouldn't be able to get in. After that little test, Cole's suspicions were pretty much confirmed. Though there were a few more questions he had...
"GUYS, so like do you wanna see this hilarious YouTube video to pass by the time until Sarina and Kane get back here with the refreshments, games, and of course, Ben's birthday cake? It's like really really funny and we have nothing else to do. OOH I KNOW, we can all share YouTube videos while we wait, it will be like show and tell except less limited and no fat teacher to ask us a bunch of questions!"
Autumn rambled on and on about show and tell and how funny the video was going to be. She and Heather, whom she had started hanging out with for some reason after eating her cookies, were going to share a funny cringe compilation.
"Ugh get it ON with already," Amina groaned, wishing the day away. The late Plazians walked closer to the center of the party room to watch the videos everyone had to share until the party could officially start. Autumn rolled her eyes and asked Heather to turn it on. Heather nodded at what looked to be her new friend, and turned on the video on the laptop, which projected on the smart board.
On one of the short cringe videos, was one about weeaboos and how stupid they are, as well as how they stereotypically act, and that was also when Cole and some of the others who didn't get a personality switch noticed that Ben wasn't the only one acting different, when he thought he heard Autumn mutter to Heather 'ugh anime is for idiots, who watches that shit'.
As the video reached it's end, that was when Andrew, Cole, Lindsay, Jakob, Logan, Anthony (McCole), and Tyanna all noticed a difference in their friends. When they looked over to see everyone's reactions on the video, those reactions weren't quite the ones they expected.
Stacy was giggling politely, cupping one hand over his mouth so the laughs wouldn't annoy anybody, Jack remained perfectly quiet and unamused, Eric rolled his eyes and thought it was stupid, Benjamin was of course laughing his ass off, getting annoyed by the ones making fun off furries as well as Angel, Erman was only laughing and the furry ones since he now hated furries, Amina was calling it stupid and ranking herself as superior to everyone else, and David and Jagger were complimenting everyone, being awfully polite. Meanwhile, Kishy and Isaac were laughing so hard to the point of big heavy tears. Everything seemed so wrong with this to the others.
The ones who didn't change all looked at each other quite puzzled. Jakob was the first person to speak up. "...is it just me or is everybody acting crazy as fuck?"
Tyanna looked confused as well and looked over at Jakob after scanning everyone else's behavior. "Hm, I noticed these changes too. I wonder what's gotten into them... oh!" Tyanna looked over at Kishy and Isaac, who were now currently bickering. "Those too seem normal to me, it's like they didn't change at all."
Everyone unaffected looked over at Kishy and Isaac in unison, nodding their heads.
"No, they aren't normal. They did change... o3o" Anthony told the others. "Listen to their conversa- err... argument closely."
The seven unaffected Plazians, minus Andrew who was getting some water, leaned in without being noticed to listen.
"...hell naw, Isaac, dat's stupid as fuk yo! What kinda idiot watch streight porn? I mean fo realzies, how is a peen-peen goin into a pu$$y hot? Now gay porn, dat's the shit yo," Kishy defended herself, hugging her yaoi manga.
Isaac groaned, facepalming. He looked up at "Kishy" and began his side. "Kishy, I hate to break it to you, but it's just not normal to be a homosexual, or even watch anything revolving around it. You lack intelligence if you actually believe that being a homosexual is normal."
Andrew was about to walk back over to the other unaffected Plazians with his water bottle, but he got slower and slower as he observed his two friends' argument. It seemed that Kishy was acting worse than Ben and fending homosexuality and anime, while Isaac was acting like how the normal Kishy would and pointing out how stupid anime is and how homosexuality is evil.
"Alright," Andrew said, dropping his cup of water on purpose. "First Ben, now you too, I'm leaving, this is just... too damn weird for me," Andrew sighed, exiting the party room to go play some arcade games downstairs.
Kishy looked over at Andrew, who she saw about to leave the party. She quickly got up and ran over to Andrew. "Yo Andrew, I'm gladizzle yo here, nigga cum enjo' da partyyyyy ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~"
"Um... Kishy, what's wrong with you?" Andrew cringed, having known Kishy the longest.
"God yo can be so fukin cereal all da time yo, cum live a lil', here I ate a hole fity box o' chacolates wana try sum!" Kishy laughed a laugh of a drunk guy, pushing Andrew back into the room.
"Oh jeez."
"Kish," Angel grunted from behind with a long sigh, "try being a better rolemodel to Andrew. Also try eating healthier too. Haven't you heard the saying 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away'?" Angel sighed, handing Kishy a toothbrush and an apple.
Then Amina spoke up from behind. "God dammit you stupid ass Mexican, you ruined the phrase. It's supposed to be 'three Ks a day keeps the minorities away', not that stupid apple thing. No wonder why Americans only use you guys for mowing lawns," Amina abruptly slapped the apple and toothbrush out of Angel's hand and walked away.
Just then, Cole slammed the door of the kitchen a second time to observe the source of the other sixteen's strange behavior. He was holding an empty bottle in his hand and his right eye was twitching rapidly. The animanga fan approached the six who weren't affected by the strange personality change.
"We have a big problem in here."
Tyanna looked over at Sammi who was googling all of the newest trends to follow on her iPhone 6+ and Skyping her 'friends' from school, who were actually just popular girls who were happy that Sammi was finally doing the mainstream things rather than reading Homestuck. Right beside the now stereotypical popular girl, was Ben attempting to pull a prank on her.
"Clearly," Tyanna sheepishly laughed a little, followed by a chuckle from Lindsay and Anthony McCole.
Soon, it was pushing on 8:15pm and the normal Plazians gathered around the table in the kitchen that Cole was previously using to hide from Ben, who was still trying to rape him, while the 'crazed' Plazians were in the party room doing whatever was in their now different mindsets.
Also, Sarina and Kane finally arrived and started up the games, thinking everything was just normal. Luckily the party only started fifteen minutes late. However, Sarina noticed the strange personalities everyone had somehow gained between the past two hours and now. Shrugging it off, Kane and Sarina started up the games and told everyone that they would be setting up the refreshments... at least until they saw the other seven and asked what they were doing. Cole then explained to the two that they had indeed became the opposite of themselves and they joined in as well.
"Sooooooooo... what's up...? Why am I getting a death stare?" Lindsay looked curiously over at Cole who was giving her a slight glare.
"Listen Lindsay, and others..." Cole clearing his throat, closing his eyes and looked away from Lindsay to view the expressions on everyone else's faces. "I found out the source of the personality changes. It turns out that the reason most of our friends are acting this way is because of the cookies..."
Just as Cole emphasized on the word 'cookies', Anthony, Andrew, Cole, Jakob, Tyanna, Sarina, Kane, and Logan glared over at Lindsay, who tried to hide under the table.
"Dammit, Lindsay," Jakob groaned as Sammi was banging on the doors of the kitchen asking everyone for their opinions on her 'new look'.
"Okay... so what did the cookies have in it?" Logan turned away from Lindsay to ask Cole.
Cole took a deep breath and looked down at the bottle in his hand. "I discovered something weird about the cookies when I observed it more closely, of course with a clothespin on my nose to distract me from that god awful stench... anyways, I took a closer look and apparently, the last dumbass who held a party in here melted a DVD disc of some kind and made it into some kind of drink... though in a disc, there would obviously be some kind of hazard of eating it, so I examined this 'drink' closer and it has some kind of rare venom that changes behavior. Kind of like a more serious equivalent of being drunk..."
Kane stared at the bottle with the melted, liquefied DVD. "Wow what an idiot..." Kane looked back up at Cole, "so... you're saying that Lindsay accidentally used this as a form of batter?"
"Yes... but if you actually paid attention..." Cole turned the bottle around and on the back, read 'Bottle of Smash', "you can clearly see that this isn't batter. And don't you use the color as an excuse."
"O-oh..." Lindsay picked up the bottle from Cole's hand, "hm... the hell is 'Bottle of Smash'...?"
Meanwhile in the 3DSPlaza Jail.
"FUCK OW OW OW THAT HURTS," Chad screamed, as the officer held up his whip and lashed it right into a bunch of Smash Bros Brawl discs, breaking each and every one of them.
"Yea you don't like that, do you bitch?" the officer taunted.
A tear in the shape of Mario's head rolled down Chad's cheek. "Ah ha oww... this reminds me of the time me and my niggas held a Smash party down at the arcade and we made that bottle of smash to enhance our skills back in Melee..."
"I don't know, Lindsay. We may never know," Logan replied, looking at the strange bottle as well.
Tyanna looked at the bottle and remembered what Cole said. "Is there any way we can twart the venom's spread?" Tyanna asked, hoping she could get her friends back.
Cole crossed his arms and pondered for a few seconds. "Hm... well, the venom's type is neutralized by alcohol, but how are we going to get tha-"
Clank! Sarina interrupted Cole by reaching into her purse and slamming a bottle of liquor on the kitchen table while still maintaining a formal and dignified face.
The other eight stared in shock.
"Sarina, are those..." Logan muttered.
"Sarina, what the hell?" Cole shrieked as he looked back and forth between Sarina and the bottle of liquor directly in front of her.
Sarina rubbed the back of her head. "Well... do you guys know the saying 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'? It was really true this time... let's just say... the alcohol followed me home..." Sarina grinned a little bit.
It took a few seconds until Cole shook his head. "Um... anyways... I'm not sure what would happen if someone drinks this... all I know is that liquor can reaaaaaaaaaally help weaken it..."
"...we should try it one one person first and see what happens before drugging everyone else. I vote that we try it on Kishy first" Tyanna suggested. Andrew suddenly turned to glare at the peppy girl and she visibly flinched. "I... I mean Isaac."
Lindsay pondered for a few seconds. "We we really need to revert the effects of the venom? I mean, this is a pretty interesting change, don't you think? And plus, some changes might be the best and we don't know it. Maybe they just need to get us-" just then, everyone heard a loud roar of a human and a glass being smash into the wall.
"COME BACK HERE YOU FILTHY SPIC!" came Amina's voice as another glass was broken.
"Amina! It's not nice to be raci-" just then, Amina forced herself around and chucked two glasses at David and Jagger, who flinched and ran back.
"...you were saying...?" Tyanna mockingly asked Logan.
"Um... yeah..." Logan nervously agreed.
"...Amina?" Kane shouted, hiding the bottle of liquor behind his back so the others don't see it.
"WHAT, I'M BUSY TRYING TO GET THIS STUPID MEXICAN TO MOW MY LAWN," Amina growled in an annoyed voice.
"Yo, get over here for a sec!" Kane shouted.
Amina was hesitant until she groaned. "Ugh, fine. Hurry the fuck up, chicken eater."
Kane was taken aback by this, but he still poured some liquor into a small glass cup for the formerly elegant girl. He quickly hid the bottle once again and when Amina came, he offered her the cup.
"...the hell is this?" Amina asked rudely.
"Drink it. It's uhh... good for you," Kane replied, quickly glancing away. Kane hated to lie, but he knew this was for the best.
"Ew no this smells like an Indian," Amina jerked her head back.
Just as Amina finished her sentence, he grabbed Amina and pinched her nose, quickly pouring the alcohol into her mouth so number one, she wouldn't die, and number two, so she wouldn't run away. Amina's mouth was filled with liquor, so she couldn't even open a tiny part of it with Kane shutting her mouth. Amina had no choice but to swallow, but the moment she did, she muttered the words 'stupid... negro' before fainting.
"...whoops..." Kane slowly backed away.
Tyanna bent over and shook one of her best friends awake. "Amina...?" Tyanna asked in her sweet voice.
Amina sooned snapped awake. She looked over at Tyanna and then at Kane, who was busy dealing with Sami and Angel.
"Ty.. anna yo... um what hap- *vomits* what... happened?" Amina's voice was really slurred.
Uh oh... I guess Kane gave her a bit too much... Tyanna thought, helping Amina over to the red couch below the big painting on the wall and next to the goldfish.
Amina threw up a tiny bit again. "I... I feel ggggREAAAAAT..." she looked unsteady when she got back up on her feet. "Now I'mma... I'mma go see Lindsay..." Amina smiled at Tyanna, walking away, looking like she was about to trip every so often.
Sarina watched as Amina walked passed her into the kitchen to go see Lindsay and sat back down on the beanbag chair to open a bottle of liquor for herself, receiving various stares from everyone else, including the affected Plazians. "Huh?"
"Sarina..." Cole turned from Amina to Sarina, who was still bluntly drinking her liquor. "It seems that while you did force Amina to stop her racist ego, you caused her to go drunk. So basically, you didn't help at al-"
Sarina took another swig.
"Omfg," Cole grabbed the bottle from Sarina's hand.
Just then, the normal Plazians heard very loud laughter from the corner of the room.
"That was... *cough* Amina and Angel. I think they took another cook- cookie..." Sami coughed lying on the couch. Sami did not want another cookie. Luckily she wasn't as affected due to her age and height.
Logan sighed. "We have no choice. Everyone, take a cup, fill it to the top with Sarina's... drink, and force our affected friends to drink it. I feel bad about doing this... but being drunk is better than being a total assface, right? Andrew, go give and if you have to, force Kishy and Isaac to drink the liquor."
"Got it..." Andrew nodded, walking over to Sarina's bag and taking the already open bottle of liquor, pouring some into both cups.
"What about Amina and Angel?" Sarina rose her index finger up and began, "they're already kind of... well... drunk."
"...meh, give her more," Cole shrugged, turning back around.
The normal Plazians each took a full cup and filled it to Cole's liking. They then headed over towards the affected Plazians and began to drug them.
Logan's first approach was Eric, who was busy reblogging things from Tumblr. He hesitated a little, as he would honestly wonder if Eric's new persona would be scarring. But he decided that if all of his friends had to return back to normal, so would he.
"Hey Eric," Logan said when he came close enough. Eric was lying on the ground checking his Tumblr on his Mac.
"OMFG SHUT UP AND QUIT HARASSING ME," Eric cried out in a gay accent, pepperspraying Logan's eyes.
"OW?! Jeez, what's with you? Here, drink this," Logan shook his head and bent over, offering Eric a cup.
Eric scoffed. "UGH LOOK AT YOU!" Eric slapped Logan. "God I hate it when men like you try to drug women ugh god damn brb posting a rant on men~"
Logan sighed, picking up a needle. Sorry about this, but ew wtf Eric. Logan thought, picking up the needle and injecting it into Eric's mouth.
"Dhdjhfejhrehjdjvfdkhjfvdnhfbdjjbjdkjf," Eric slurred, falling asleep on his keyboard. A tiny bit afraid, Logan walked over to the unconscious Eric to check his pulse. Luckily he was still breathing.
At that same time, Andrew approached Isaac and Kishy, who were still bickering, but now about Tumblr. The arguments were the same as all of the others when they were both their normal selves... except... coming from the opposite person. Kishy's face lit up when she noticed Andrew approach them and ran up to him.
"Hahaha, yo 'drew, ain't Tumblr the shit?" Kishy laughed in a drunken fashion, offering him a high five.
Andrew groaned, ignoring Kishy. At first, he actually thought maybe Kishy's new personality was going to be a great change, but after a while Kishy really started to get on everyone's nerves. He looked at his best friend and handed her one of the cups.
"Drink this now," Andrew demanded the girl, pointing at the cup of liquor which was now in Kishy's hand.
Kishy was hesitant before she held the cup to her nose and caught a whiff. She then scrunched up her nose and jerked her head back. "Ew 'drew wtf yo dis smell like total shit!"
Then Isaac spoke up, looking up from his book on Canadian culture. "Kishy, did you even attend school? The proper way to phrase your sentence is 'ew, Andrew, what is this horrible stench. It smells like feces'. You need to learn that if you overuse explicit terms, it will appear to others as if you have a basic vocabul-"
Just then, Isaac was cut off by Andrew forcing him to drink the liquor. Since Isaac was in shock and did not want to die, he gulped up the whole cup of liquor and instantly passed out.
Andrew then poured another cup and turned back to Kishy, who was terrified of the drink since she thought Isaac had died. "Here, drink up, Kishy. It's for your own good."
Kishy looked up from Isaac to Andrew. "No way, killin' people ain't cool yo."
Hm... at least this personality makes Kishy pretty damn stupid, so most likely she'll be gullible... Andrew thought. He sighed and hoped for the best, quickly thinking up a lie. "But Kishy, this drink will make you party harder and get a lot of bitches."
"Bitches?! WOAH MAN, I GOTTA TRY DIS."
Kishy was also gender confused in this personality.
After Kishy fell onto the floor next to Isaac's body, Isaac spoke up in a rather slurred voice.
"Hngh..." Isaac looked up next to Kishy. "H-hey, hipster..."
"What?" Kishy replied in her normal, yet slurred, tone of voice.
Isaac laughed a little. "Heheh, you're stupid."
"Shut up," Kishy groaned.
Andrew smiled. That's better. Andrew thought as he steadily headed to return the empty cups into the kitchen.
Ten minutes later, Cole stood in the center of the main room in the party room, looking at all of his friends, smiling. He still had half of the liquor bottle full, and he was trying to see if there was anyone who was acting different personality wise. So far, no one seemed to need the additional doses. Amina, who had two separate doses of the venom infested cookies… appeared incredibly drunk. Apparently, Kane gave her waaaaay more to drink even after she had her original personality back.
All of the abnormal Plazians were back to normal, albeit being drunk. Sarina was in the corner back in the beanbag chair after giving Ben his dose. The girl then resumed to drinking whatever left was in her liquor bottle. The others were scattered, resuming Ben's sixteenth birthday party by doing whatever they thought was fun in their different and unique, yet crazy minds. Then Andrew took a close look at everyone and noticed something... odd.
Everyone who was drunk were playing their own mindless and crazy games, but they were acting quite strange again. This time, they weren't acting completely different from their personalities, but rather very very drunk. Andrew then looked over at his friends who didn't eat the 'spiked' cookies.
Then the intelligent college boy saw the problem.
Andrew quickly looked over at Sarina, who was giving away bottles and bottles of liquor to everyone, including Kishy! After giving Sami a bottle of liquor and there was nobody else in line, Sarina noticed Andrew and rose up her own bottle of liquor as a salute and an offer. After sighing once more, Andrew walked over to Sarina.
"Hey Andrew, want a bottle? Everyone else got one and are having a blast," Sarina smiled, slurring her voice. Apparently, she was drunk as well, but still pretty stable. However, Andrew had overheard her saying that she wouldn't leave the party sober.
Andrew hesitated, scanning the room to see if anyone else was sober. He was the only one. Andrew groaned. There would be no way to fix this problem, and he couldn't just leave everyone. However, if something were to happen, he would be blamed for it. There would only be one thing for him to do.
"Well? I don't have all day, there's a party in front of us I plan to attend to!" Sarina smiled, grabbing the last liquor bottle from her bag, holding it up for Andrew.
...
Andrew smiled, reaching his hand out for the bottle. "Pass that thing over here, Sarina."
Well, that was a weird way to end a chapter... xD Anyways, I hope you liked it. I will try and get back on track with these since summer is almost over. Um... remember to do your summer work. .3.