Chapter 2: Meeting Mischief

Hidden Leaf Gates

A sudden portal appeared out of nowhere. Quartz Sorceress and Whis first came out. Goku, Beerus and Vegeta appeared out second. Piccolo appeared out last.

"Ah, it's good to be here again," Goku sighed happily, putting his hands on the back of his head.

"Wow! It feels like forever! Maybe there are some more birds that I did not discover yet~!" Quartz Sorceress said, in partly a singing voice. "Such ornithologist talk, kid," said Vegeta, grinning and touching Quartz Sorceress's super Saiyan 3 hair.

"My acquaintance with his classmates should be at the bench area at the Hidden Leaf Village right now," Whis said. "It's bad to fly so that the pedestrians can follow you," said Beerus. "Master Whis, what does your acquaintance looks like?" Quartz Sorceress asked.

"He's handsome, knows about love, and he has a silver hair like me!" said Whis. "Oh, he reads books too!"

"I mention his personal thoughts, and it's Mister Hatake!" Quartz Sorceress exclaimed. "Kakashi?" asked Goku. "Is he the one who is lending us some of his room?" Piccolo asked.

Whis paused, then starts dancing and spinning. "Ohohoho! I knew you would know the son of White Fang! I love his personality!" laughed Whis.

"Whis, you're embarrassing me," Beerus groaned, turning a shade of fuchsia.

Later...

Goku, Vegeta, Quartz Sorceress, Piccolo, Beerus, and Whis was taking a stroll. Whis was humming to himself. "I'm in lo-ove, lo-ove, love, love, love..." sings Whis.

Goku stares at Cell 7 in the distance. "Hey, isn't that Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura?" Goku asked. "That means Kakashi is there too!" gasped Whis. "Hey, mister Hatake!" Quartz Sorceress laughed, running. Even Goku and Whis follows Quartz Sorceress as they starts laughing. Piccolo, Vegeta, and Beerus catches up. "Whis, wait for us!" shouted Beerus, Vegeta, and Piccolo with their eyes whiten in Naruto style. He is running like a real cat.

Cell 7 was sitting at the bench area. "Is that Magnet in another form of Stone Sorceress?" Sakura exclaimed. Naruto exclaimed, "I think Goku, Veggie-head, and Green Giant are there, too!" Kakashi stops reading his book and stares at Quartz Sorceress in the distance. "But who is that tall blue person who was running?" asked Sakura.

Whis, Quartz Sorceress, and Goku appeared including Vegeta, Piccolo, and Beerus. "Hey!" Quartz Sorceress said. Whis hugged Kakashi as he carries him. "Oh, Kakashi, if only I could kiss you!" laughed Whis. "You're clutching my chest, Whis!" Kakashi groaned. "What the...?!" hollered Naruto and Sakura. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura's jaws was down and their eyes are whiten in Naruto style. Vegeta and Piccolo rolled his eyes.

Whis let go of Kakashi as he stares at Quartz Sorceress. "Oh, Magnet, is that really you?" Kakashi asked. "At least you recognize me, but I look so dazzled with my new action dress!" laughed Quartz Sorceress. "You look a year older than the last time I met you, it's too bad that only Goku, Vegeta, and Piccolo came," Kakashi sighed. "Oh, no, we're actually here to chat," said Whis. "Right, I knew that," Kakashi laughed.

He stares at his teammates. "Guys, while I'm chatting with Whis, you can chat with the others." "Hey, what is that giant chihuahua doing here?" chuckled Naruto, pointing at Beerus.

Beerus twitches one of his eyes. "(Chihuahua? Me?)" Beerus thoughts. Naruto stand toward Beerus. "Hey, giant chihuahua, shake!" said Naruto. Naruto grabs Beerus's left paws and shake his paws. Piccolo starts sweating from Beerus's embarrassment. "(What is that child doing to Beerus?)" Piccolo thoughts.

"Sit, chihuahua, sit!" said Naruto, laughing. "That chihuahua is actually a cat, Naruto, and his name is Beerus, the God of Destruction," Goku said, laughing. Naruto ignored Goku's comments. "Come on, O Mighty Beerus, I want to see you sit!" said Naruto. Beerus sits down on a bench next to Kakashi. "Close, but worth it!"

"(Well, if I'm not going to be so crazy in front of the Nine Tailed Fox kid, then I should listen to him,)" Beerus thoughts. "(He would be extremely scared if I would be so livid at him.)"

"Kakashi, is that Make Out Paradise you're reading?" asked Whis. "Uh-huh," Kakashi said, reading his book. "What chapter you are on?" asked Whis. Kakashi paused, them stare at his teammates, and then at Whis. "I don't it's necessary to answer in front of them, Whis," Kakashi said.

He stares at his teammates. "Guys, help yourself with everyone else, just tell them how are your day has been going so far, alright? I'm hanging out with Whis outside of the village." "Sure thing, Kakashi sensei!" laughed Naruto. Kakashi and Whis starts taking a stroll.

"Heh, now, guys, now that you met us again, I think I'm really hungry!" Goku laughed, touching his guts. "Wait! I remember that Goku has a lot of stomach!" Sakura exclaimed. "Shut up and faint!" Sasuke said. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura fainted in anime style including Piccolo and Quartz Sorceress.

The last men standing was only the natural born Saiyans, which was Goku and Vegeta including Beerus. "It always happens all the stupid time, and you always bring your noisy stomach up," chuckled Vegeta. "What? I swear! I was hungry!" Goku exclaimed, at Vegeta.

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