Chapter 3: Warning! Caution!

Ichiraku's Noodle Shop

Inside the Ichiraku's Noodle Shop, the restaurant is now bigger than normal. Only Naruto, Goku, Beerus, and Vegeta are devouring their noodles.

"It's been a while since I had your homemade noodles, Teuchi!" said Goku.

"Heh-heh, I'm glad it's been a while since I miss your enthusiasm," Teuchi Ichiraku, the owner of his restaurant, laughed.

Only Sasuke, Sakura, Iruka, and Quartz Sorceress eats properly. "Gramps, how embarrassing," sighed Quartz Sorceress.

"I'm glad my grandpa doesn't even acts like yours grandfather," Sakura said. "Are you comparing to your grandfather to gramps Vegeta?

He's a lot stronger than 20 men, I mean, maybe almost all men in this world!" said Quartz Sorceress.

'Give me seconds!" Naruto, Goku, and Vegeta said, in unison. "The money's on me," sighed Iruka.

"(It's been awhile since I've seen Goku eat as fast as Naruto...even that strange purple giant cat can eat like us...)"

Naruto suddenly farted in front of everyone as the stinky gas appeared out of Naruto's butt. Everyone except Goku and Vegeta covered their noses.

"Ew! Who farted?" one of the customers groaned. Beerus fainted in anime style by Naruto's stinky aroma. One of Beerus'd lower legs is stiff.

"What's that strange cat doing in here?" asked another. "..." Quartz Sorceress tittered, dazing.

"Naruto, you're gross!" groaned Sakura, eyes widened in Naruto style. "So embarrassing…" Sasuke said, fanning his nose with his hand.

"I'll handle him, pinkie!" growled Vegeta. He stare angrily at Naruto as he grabs Naruto's collar.

"You yellow-headed idiot! How dare you make a fart out of me!"

"You encourage me that I can't hold it when you eat like a werewolf!" Naruto shouted, at Vegeta.

Naruto's eyes was whiten in Naruto style as he flapped his arms rapidly.

"That was harsh, Vegeta," said Goku, laughing. "I wouldn't shout in front of everyone if I were you."

Vegeta paused, and then stare at everyone as he titters and sweats on his face as he let go of Naruto's collar.

Naruto landed on his buttocks. "Ow! My butt!" groaned Naruto, touching his buttocks.

Kakashi's House

Kakashi and Whis was standing on the roof.

"So, Whis, I got some questions for you," Kakashi said. "Tell me anything!" said Whis.

"If you had a girlfriend, what specific girl do you like?" Kakashi asked. "I like girls with any eyes that is shades of blue," said Whis. He starts blushing. "Maybe someone with yellow hair."

"You're thinking about one of my students, Naruto Uzumaki?" Kakashi asked. "No, no, someone like Miss Magnet!" said Whis.

"Oh! Is she the one with the long silver dress?" Kakashi asked. "Yes! She have a power to age 7 years older!" said Whis.

"She can change into an adult?" Kakashi asked. "That was one of Miss Magnet's skill, growth sprout!" said Whis.

She'll grew her chest and her hiatus out along with her height and weight!"

"I did not know Magnet can be a lot attractive at 21!" Kakashi exclaimed. "She would have a perfect relationship as me right now!"

"I already have the grown Quartz Sorceress as my new girlfriend," said Whis.

"Too bad for me," Kakashi said. "Regrets for me, ahaha! You seem to be the same age as me!"

"I'm way older than you, maybe around 300 years," said Whis.

"What the…? You must be wise!" Kakashi said. "Respect your elders, Kakashi," said Whis.

"I'm the God of Creation, and I can marry anyone." "Well, did you know any ninjutsu (ninja or shadow technique), genjutsu (illusion technique), and taijutsu (martial technique)?" Kakashi asked.

"When I was watching this world, yes!" said Whis. "Even I can read your books in just a second!"

Kakashi stares at reader(s). "Note this, according to readers under the age of 18, the book that I usually first read around Naruto volume 1 in the Shonen Jump Manga, the Make Out Paradise book is an adult novel, not for kids under 18," Kakashi said.

"You'll eventually threw up, cry, scream, and think about that story as your nightmare. Be aware of that story until you want to read it."

He stares at Whis, whispering about the Make Out Paradise book he was reading many times. "...loves…don't you agree?" "Yes, yes," said Whis. Kakashi continued to whisper toward Whis.

Ichiraku's Noodle Shop

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Iruka, with Goku, Vegeta, Quartz Sorceress, and Beerus went out of the restaurant.

Come again!" Teuchi said. "Anytime!" said Goku and Naruto. "Magnet, you want to hang out at my house?" Sakura asked. "Uh, sure thing!" said Quartz Sorceress.

"Where's the Namekian anyways?" Vegeta asked. "Oh, Piccolo? He went out of the river to drink!" said Goku.

"I'm still hungry though, where can I find more food here?" Everyone except Vegeta and Beerus fainted in anime style. Beerus and Vegeta starts laughing at Goku.

River

Piccolo was drinking underwater. A villager stare at Piccolo. "What the…?" exclaimed a villager.

AB's Notes:

Their "etiquette" take me back! I like how Goku and Naruto eats including Beerus and Vegeta at the Ichiraku's Noodle Shop scenes! I really think Whis has a good pairing with Kakashi as a friend! Reivew and follow!